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"Pick Me, I'm Friendly!"

Of COURSE Joey filled out an application to date me...like he'd pass up an opportunity like this.

1. Name: Joseph A. Fatone

2. Age: 24...soon to be 25. Would you be willing to jump outta my cake?

3. Affiliation: *NSYNC *mutters* I'm the Y in *NSYNC...THEY CAN'T FUNCTION WIHTOUT ME... did you see the making of the 'Pop'? LOST WITHOUT ME!...they were "out of sync" so to speak...cuz nobody f*ucking remembers Joey... *coughs*, Universal Studios Florida, Fatone Brothers Female Addicts Club (a member 20 years), every Olive Garden in the country knows me by first name.

4. Qualifications: A former date said I looked like a young Robert Deniro in Godfather II, I'm friendly, *points @ his lips* these bad boys have some mileage on em, *holds out tongue* Thoth thith.

5. Could you please list the last four (4) formal/prom/date party date(s) in which you had for reference purposes only?

1. Name: Kelly Baldwin
Phone #: UNLISTED
Event: 2001 Billboard Music Awards

2. Name: Kimberly
Phone #: 1-804-RNT-A-DAT
Event: The Atlantis Concert after party.

3. Name: Chyna
Phone #: 1-800-CHIC-RSL
Event: "On The Line" That scene wasn't acting. They filmed our actual date. She likes it rough...rawr.

4. Name: That weird chic from Aqua
Phone #: 1-900-BRBI-GRL
Event: Some European Awards Show.

6. What are your feelings on the expense situation? Do you feel that I should pay because it is my formal? Should it be split down the middle? Or should I pay for the formal and you pay for the “beverages?”

I'm willing to pay for anything if rewarded. We can Discuss terms in my hot tub.

7. Are you willing to stay the night at the place of the formal, or would you rather leave after the festivities? Please explain why.

It'll be difficult to get me out of there...unless theres sex in it for me...I ain't leaving.

8. How do you feel about sex after the formal? Okay that question was just for fun.

If not im wasting my time... *clears throat* What I mean to say baby, is I'm ready when you're ready.


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