2. Age: 22 and a half plus about a tenth.
3. Affiliation: Mega millionaire music mogul in a ridiculously famous pop band. Wannabe actor/Hugh Hefner.
4. Qualifications: I'm rich, I'm a southern gent, I've paid a lot of girls for sex. (Cause I'm a celebrity and celebrities have money.) I have experience.
5. Could you please list the last four (4) formal/prom/date party date(s) in which you had for reference purposes only?
1. Name: Martha Focker
2. Name: Danielle Fishel
3. Name: Emma Roid
4. Name: Joey Fatone
6. What are your feelings on the expense situation? Do you feel that I should pay because it is my formal? Should it be split down the middle? Or should I pay for the formal and you pay for the “beverages?”
I'll pay. It wouldn't be good publicity for me if I didn't. But you can pay for my drinks if you want, since I don't drink much at all. I can drink water and feel like I'm getting drunk.
7. Are you willing to stay the night at the place of the formal, or would you rather leave after the festivities? Please explain why.
I would rather leave after the festivities so that I am not bothered by fans who want my autograph and/or attempt to engage in a conversation that I truly have no interest in. But I will be more than happy to leave a stack of presigned fan club pictures for those who are interested. See how nice of a guy I am?
8. How do you feel about sex after the formal? Okay that question was just for fun.
Should I pay you before or after? I allow $200 a week to be written off as sexual favors in my checkbook. It makes my bandmates think I'm cool.
Phone #: 601-555-0309
Event: Dance partner at the Forum
Phone #: She changed it
Event: Sr. Prom Date
Phone #: 601-555-2155
Event: Christmas Party '99
Phone #: 1-900-Hot-Girlz
Event: *cough*
