I was gonna write a song, until I got drunk
I was gonna get myself a pen, but then I got drunk
Now it's all C and Ju, and I know why
Because I got drunk, because I got drunk, because I got drunk
I was gonna go to the zoo, before I got drunk
I was gonna feed the walruses too, but I got drunk
Now I'm eating raw fish, and I know why
Because I got drunk, because I got drunk, because I got drunk
I was gonna sing bass, but then I got drunk
I just made a deal, to sing more than one line
Now they let Wade sing instead, and I know why
Because I got drunk, because I got drunk, because I got drunk
I was gonna go to a bar, before I got drunk
I was gonna drive Justin's car, but then I got drunk
Justin smacked me upside the head, and I know why
Because I got drunk, because I got drunk, because I got drunk
I was gonna bust a move, but I was drunk
I was gonna get into a groove, but I was drunk
Now I'm falling flat on my ass, and I know why
Because I got drunk, because I got drunk, because I got drunk
I was gonna stay sober for a day, until I got drunk
I wasn't gonna drink my life away, but then I got drunk
I'm only 22, but that's okay, and I know why
Because I got drunk, because I got drunk, because I got drunk
I was going to make love to a girl, but then I got drunk
I was really gonna rock her world, but then I got drunk
Now I'm in bed with Joey, and I know why
Because I got drunk, because I got drunk, because I got drunk
I messed up the guys' careers, because I got drunk
I lost my fame and fortune, because I got drunk
I'm still sleeping with Joey, and I know why
Because I got drunk, because I got drunk, because I got drunk
I'm gonna stop smoking this blunt, because I'm drunk
JC rolled it for me, because I'm drunk
And if I don't wake up tomorrow, I'll know why
Because I'm drunk, because I'm drunk, because I'm drunk
Cause I'm drunk, Cause I'm drunk, because I'm drunk
Well my name is Sir Lansten, and I'm from phat Laurel
And all the drinkin' games I be playin, are fun as hell
I don't believe in water, that's what I sell
So all of you girls, please give me more beer
Mike's Hard Motha Fuckin Lemonade A E I O U and Mississippi too
I ain't gonna sell no motha fuckin movie tickets, cuz
Let's go back to The Roxy and drink some more forties
FUCK THE SOBER WORLD, BIATCH!
