Here are some random JC pictures that we'll comment on. I (Alli) will be in purple, Lucky will be in pink, BexXx will be in green, Mel will be in white, Kari will be in red and J$ will be in orange
"I am smooth. I am sleek. I am a Norelco Man." I have nothing to say. Jayce has made my brain numb with his hotness is this pic. WTF... who does he think he is, Justin?! His face looks swollen...Somebody get the boy an ice pack...STAT! Looks to me like JC is trying to make the cut for the X-Men sequel as "Hedgehog Boy" "Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo...You have now entered *dramatic music build up* THE TWIGHLIGHT ZONE!" JC scares me. Look at his face. He's all doing a "come hither" stare. Yeah, he wants me.
When Brittany first sent me this picture, I thought that he was holding a condom. That wouldn't be unusual for the C man. I wouldn't know, what the hell am I talking about? I'm with BexXx on this one... PORN is a must for the new tour! side note... how Bufugly does his face look here? Ew...::scrolls back up to first picture:: "And THIS is the card that we use to rent the porn we watch on the bus...Don't leave home without it!" "Whattya mean my American Express card didn't go through? Why don't you scan my 'BazillionXPlatinum' card, BEYOTCH! "See this pass? yeah, it says GO AWAY cause if you don't, I'm gonna hawk a lugie right on your face!" "I stole this from a fan. She was 12. I made her cry. Hehe"
"Joey, take your finger out of my ass !!" I'm scared... he looks so... scary here. He needs to shave that little "drool" stripe. Here, we see JC practicing the "deer caught in headlights" look that Justin taught him. "It's 2 AM. I'm tired. Wayne Isham doesn't let up. You've been following me around ALL day. Now, get that fucking camera out of my face before I do a pelvic thrust and put out your eye." *Silence*......*Crickets chirping*......*Twiddles thumbs*...And we're moving on... That shirt is mufugly. Thank God I can't see the whole thing. Ew.
"If I distract Bobbi with glittery things and white tank tops, I might have enough alone time to actually eat...could I pull it off?" It looks like Jayce is tihnking pretty hard... "Do you think I could sell m hair on EBAY so I can see Jerome again?" "Maybe if I try to look cute...they won't know I just pissed my pants..." "Check out my new film, 'The Cowardly Lion goes Gay.' Available now!" ROFL @ my girls. I have nothing to say cause y'all got this ish covered. PS- I noticed the boner. I ALWAYS do. "God, please tell me no one noticed my boner, play it cool C, play it cool.."
"All of these people here are just to see me and my extraordinary singing talents. YeAh !! Justin who? Jayce + no facial hair + short hair + sweat = SUPER SexXxy *Sees a sign in the audience* "JC you're my Space Cowboy!" Heh...yeah...THAT's original! "Hahaha! I dunno how they got me to wear this butt ugly shirt either!!"
"Man, this is great. I'm totally free ballin' and no one here knows it!" Yet again, another ugly shirt. Ugly shirts suck. Screw you Jayce!
Wife beater, obviously Bobbi dressed him this morning. Is it just me or does he look like a cross between Eddie of the Munsters and a warewolf here? "I pledge allegiance to the flag...wait...that's the ground..." Could it be that JC has a bun in the oven? Cause he certainly has no buns on his ass! Look! It's Justin's head in the background! *Faints* He sorta looks like my dad here, and that disturbs me.
This is by far my favorite JC pic on this page. He's saying, "Alli, I know you know how I feel about you, but I need you more now than I've ever needed you." *smacks self in forehead* sorry hadda get rid of that image real quick. And the answer to the next question Lucky askes, is THE FRO DIED !! That's who died, Lucky !! Oh I LOVE that shirt! His eyes look really pretty here. Kinda like mine actually. If he shaved the "stripe" he'd almost be as sexy as Justin in this pic.
"LOOK into my eyes...get LOST in my "flowing locks" *waves at Jen*...FEEL the power of the caterpillar growing on my chin!" What is with the bling bling on his crotch? Or are those magical "Phallus Phaeries" keeping it guard? "Heh. I just crapped my pants." Sorry, SNL moment, there. That is the SCARIEST thing I've EVER seen. It looks like he's about to eat me. Stupid scary big JC.
So ya like Madonna, eh? HEY !! I just did a JC thing. "Ya going to the party, eh?" I'm slowing turning into JC!!! there are 3 things very wrong in ths pic: 1. He has on a Madonna shirt. Leave that to Britney sweety. 2. He's wearing baby blue. Where was Justin when THIS happened?! 3. Jayce looks HOT! Dayum who died and made him sexy? He looks so sweet here...I can't be mean...but I will say that super glue works wonders for gluing your eyes open... *singing* "Like a Rhinestone Cowboy, riding out on a horse in a star spangled rodeo" Hmm...rule of thumb...NEVER get semen on the bling bling *Smiles @ Bex* And is it just me or is he not only wearing a Madonna shirt, but also HER jacket? Women borrow other women's clothes. Men don't borrow other women's clothes, dude. Queer. I bet Trace made that jacket. He looks hot here though. I'd lick him.
Hey C, you don't have to be lonely. you don't have to cry. my body's longing to hold so bad it hurts inside. Sorry about that I hadda tell C how I felt about him and all. Nothing say it better than that whore Christina. That's the way love goes. I love that video they made. They sang it better then Janet. The End. Hot damn...makes ya just wanna reach out and wipe that hair away from his face, don't it? awwwwwwwwwwww You are getting verrrrrrry sleepy. (But then again, when isn't he?)
. Ok, cause he looks a little like Fabio. 'Nuff said. Whats the matter JC? Gonna cry? Huh? Huh?! You wanna wear the Daddy pants huh?! GONNA CRY?!?!? Uhh.. heh heh.
Some things are better left untouched. why does his hand look so big? I bet he's flipping us all off... Mutant. "And remember...only YOU can prevent bad hair days...damn, why can't I take my own advice?" "Look, when I move my hand really fast in front of the camera, it resembles a human heart. Pretty cool, huh?". "And you move your hand in an up and down stroking motion like this..." "Up yours, Justin!"
