Justin: I don't know what to say to you. I mean, I know you're Justin and I should scream at you and let you know exactly how I feel about you. You have an ego my friend, but I can't hold it against you. If I were as rich, famous, and desirable as you. Oh wait, I am, just kidding. I want you in bed, that's nothing new; I wanted you in bed a year ago when I first wrote this. You are a sexy man, and I suppose you could sing. I wish you'd make up your mind about the FRO. I was personally a fan of the blondness we had going on at the beginning of the year, but it's up to you. Just keep on keeping on, and don't go solo. Please.
Lance: Okay, for like three days you were my favorite. That's only because I didn't know anyone else's name and I was too dumb to realize that the JC from MMC and the JC from *NSYNC was the same person. You have really grown into something to believe in. How weird is it that I'm going to be the same age in a few months that you were when you guys had your first hit. (19, if you didn't remember). Freelance is wonderful. I love Meredith; you have a good ear, my friend. On The Line was great. You have talent. I hope that things work out for you in the long run. You've grown a lot, I can just tell from watching you for all these years. Good luck, you deserve to achieve every single one of your dreams.
Joey: I think that in some strange way, you're my favorite. You are quirky and I like that. You make me laugh, and I love that about you. JC's my talent, Lance's my sweetness, Justin's my bitchboy, Chris' my humor, you're my favorite. I'm glad that you have your daughter now and I know that you're growing up. I don't hold it against you that your dad got security on me, that's fine. I know you'd do the same. Maybe not you, but most definitely Steve would. Good luck with your acting, your family, and of course, *NSYNC.
Chris: You're my sanity, or lack thereof. I think that you and I would have a blast even though you're 11 years older than me. It's because of you I never want to grow up. You seem to have so much fun, but yet you have a maturity about you that isn't overbearing. You know what you're doing, and I love that. Don't ever lose that childish fun you have about you. I admire it greatly. You're the greatest ever. Thank you for making me laugh and thank you for making my liner notes look stupid, which would be the second bump you felt.
Steve: You hate me, just a couple minutes ago I tried to talk to you. Why do you hate us so? Don't you realize that if you just say hi, we'll leave you alone? That's all I really have to say to you. Get over it, you're not famous, and we don't hate you. If we did, we wouldn't waste our time on you. We like you and I know you hate that.
Wade: Okay, it's been inevitable that you're a part of the group. If the guys didn't recognize you, I did at least, and I always will. To me, you are one of the most talented people in show business and your talent actually scares me. How can you do so much? That's what I want to know. You're a guy after my own heart. There is so much of you that I see in me. And you brought that out once you started to come out with *NSYNC. You make those boys look good. I don't know what they would do without you. I hope to work with you one day. Or work for you. It doesn't matter. To be in your presence in the recording studio would be an honor for me. I hope one that my talents can reach your magnitude. Thank you for all you've done, and I don't need to say it. You know that I adore everything about you, and to say I love you would be ridiculous, but I'm less than a year younger than you. Keep that in mind. Thank you for coming into everyone's life in a positive way.
