Speaking of Chris, Zelko rules. LMAO. If you wanna hear the Zelko story email me-xxiiwannabebadxx@aol.com..it's a guaranteed laugh.
So like..I first became an NSYNC fan almost 2 years ago..my first concert was like July 17, 1999. That's really random.
On this month's issue of CosmoGirl! with Reese Witherspoon on the cover it's all 'Collector's Edition-2nd Anniversary Issue.' Melissa Joan Hart (dumb hoe) was on the first issue ever and you know when I bought that issue? July 17, 1999 on my way to my first ever NSYNC concert.
JC's my cousin.
Today Alli compared going from a Justin girl to a Lance girl to 'liking JC and then liking Justin Jeffries'-ya know the busted dude from 98*. It was funny, b.c I was definitly going for the JC/Justin comparison before she even said that.
Kirk Cameron's apartment.
I never call Allison Alli. NEVER EVER. Sometimes I call her 'Alz.'
Nick Carter is SESY. I wanna li-li-li-lick him from his head to his toes.
On the subject of Nick Carter..I AM WILLA FORD.
Willa Ford is seriously like the greatest girl to ever walk the face of the earth. I have a picture of her in my wallet..LMAO it's right above a pic of me and my soul mate..so it's like..Me, Willa, and Fichael.
His name really isn't Fichael, my girl Kerri thought of that.
But we told our friend that it was..and he's all 'I KNOW FEIVEL!!'
Fievel was a GREAT movie. Like 2 weeks ago I had to go to the doctor's to get shots and Feivel was on in the waiting room.
Maybe I should call the movie by it's real name..'An American Tail'..Awww.
So back to Willa Ford..she's gonna be at a mall in Jersey on Saturday and I wanna go soooo bad..me and Alz are gonna wear our Willa Ford booty shorts if we go..sadly I don't know if I'm going to be able to make it, we're having a party the night before and I plan on being nice and trashed. Once again, Zelko rules.
I got Allison those booty shorts for her graduation present. Everyone else got her like picture frames and stuff, and here I am with the booty shorts. And like, your ass really hangs out of them. JUST LIKE WILLA. Anyway, I think those shorts were the best gift of the night..I always give good presents. Probably because I hate competition and I always wanna be the best.
I really wish I knew how to rave. I haven't been to a club in like 2 years and I don't think that people at clubs dance now how they did 2 years ago..I think everyone just raves or whatever. I like to shake my ass, that's my way of dancing. I even have a move that Lance stole from me..you can view it on the 'Ain't No Stoppin Us Now' PPV concert during 'Celebration'-it's the second time they thrust.
As Lance got thinner, Nick Carter got fatter. My love for Lance diminished and my love for Nick grew. Yeahh I like my men big.
I haven't talked to Lucky in a while. Lucky's a cool girl. Hi Lucky! ::waves::
'Colon Colon' conversations are the best. Esp. ones like ::hands Janine a sweater::. NOT ones that go ::punches u in the face:: or ::rips tounge ring out of your head::. Those are violent.
I touched NSYNC.
So let's talk about..soulmates. NO NOT SEX you lil pervs..soulmates..I know my soulmate. It makes me sad b.c he's a jerk..but I love him. And I'm never really really gonna be with him. Isn't that sad that you can know your soulmate exists and know that he's standing right in front of you and know that you're never going to be with them? Like..soulmates are weird..Idk I'm gonna stop talking about this because I'll get myself upset.
So like when is Christina Aguilera coming out with some new ish?
She used to be my #1 bitch, but that place has now been taken by Willa Ford.
I love MAC eyeshadow.
I wonder if Lance does too.
Mac does NSYNC's makeup, you know.
I'm going to NYC on Tuesday..WOOOOOHOOOOOO..can we say shopping?
But I think I'm gonna go get some MAC eyeshadow now.
Keep it real like a happpy meal, kids, and don't forget to vote for 'I Wanna Be Bad' on TRL..because no one does bad as good as Willa. (I made that up..go me!)
