The Chris-Napper RETURNS!That devilish villian, The Chris Napper reared his...or her...IT'S ugly head not too long ago! And Becca was there to catch him...her...IT in the act! See what transpired between them!
BexXxPLB: *Gasp!*
UrKat16: OH NO!
BexXxPLB: OH YES!
UrKat16: you found me!
BexXxPLB: HA!
UrKat16: eep!
BexXxPLB: *maniacal laugh*
UrKat16: you'll never get away with this!
BexXxPLB: Yes I will!
UrKat16: NEVER!
BexXxPLB: ALWAYS!
UrKat16: roar
BexXxPLB: *hiss*
UrKat16: growel
BexXxPLB: *Claws out*
UrKat16: fangs!
BexXxPLB: Give me what I seek!
UrKat16: no
BexXxPLB: yes
UrKat16: y must you be so difficult!?
BexXxPLB: Why must you kidnap Chris?
UrKat16: would you like my reasonings in alphebetical or numerical order?
BexXxPLB: I would just like to take Chris home now...
UrKat16: y?
BexXxPLB: Because his 20 Norweigen Children miss him!
UrKat16: SO!? If i gave him back to you then THIS Norweigen child would miss him *gasp!* oh no! I just gave away my nationality!
BexXxPLB: I'm on to you!
UrKat16: now i must pack chris up in glad ware and ship him to another country (gladware is very strong and durable)
BexXxPLB: NO! He is allergic to gladware!
UrKat16: hmm.... THAT explains the ugly rash on his pudgy little ass....
BexXxPLB: YOU GAVE HIM AN ASS RASH!!!!!
UrKat16: IT WASN'T ME! IT WAS THE GLADWARE!
BexXxPLB: You put him IN the gladware!
UrKat16: yes. they come in jumbo sizes
BexXxPLB: And they give him ass rashes!
UrKat16: well I didn't know that>:o
BexXxPLB: Well now you do and you will kindly REMOVE him from the gladware before I have to go ninja on your ass!
UrKat16: y waste ur time on MY ass?! It's the kirkpatrick ass that needs the work!
BexXxPLB: Ugh! You disgust me with your ass rash giving ways! I am forced to go into the kitchen and do menial housework to calm myself down! I will return shortly!
UrKat16: off with you now!
BexXxPLB: BAH! I RETURN!
UrKat16: curses!
BexXxPLB: Return onto me the midget that you have so forcefully napped, and I will spare your life!
UrKat16: never! In the name of fat little midget men I will keep my fat little midget whom I've hereby named sir stinkalot kirkpatrick
UrKat16: (our water main broke and it's been WEEKS *sigh*)
BexXxPLB: He is not YOUR fat little midget!
UrKat16: well he's not YOURS either! He has held residency in his gladware for quite some time (until the ass rash incident) therefore i believe that he would like to consiter himself independent.
UrKat16: even though he's in captivity:-D
BexXxPLB: Then you should allow him the courtesy of deciding for HIMSELF where he would like to be!
UrKat16: HE WANTS TO BE IN HIS GLAD WARE! BWAHA HA HA HA
BexXxPLB: I DOUBT THAT!
UrKat16: well you can ask him yourself
UrKat16: hi
UrKat16: this is kris
BexXxPLB: Ummm
BexXxPLB: No it isn't!
UrKat16: i've forgotten how to spell my name
BexXxPLB: Oh darling!
BexXxPLB: It's CHris...
UrKat16: my kidnapper told me to sound it out
BexXxPLB: You want to come home, don't you Chris?
UrKat16: no! I like it here! my ass rash has gotten so bad that it now keeps me warm in the winter (gladware can be rather drafty)
BexXxPLB: Suddenly, I do not believe I am talking to Chris...So I will ask you a question that only Chris knows the answer to...
UrKat16: bring it on!
BexXxPLB: Where's Waldo?
UrKat16: OVER THERE!
BexXxPLB: WRONG!
UrKat16: I SWEAR! I SAW HIM! HE'S OVER THERE!
BexXxPLB: The REAL Chris would know that the answer to that is...
BexXxPLB: "IN THE TREE!"
UrKat16: no
UrKat16: i don't like trees
BexXxPLB: *Gasp*
BexXxPLB: BLASPHEMY!
UrKat16: they're big and scary because they're taller than me
UrKat16: but WIAT! everything is taller than me
BexXxPLB: This is not Chris!
UrKat16: .............hmmmmmmmmmmmm
BexXxPLB: I DEMAND to talk to Chris at ONCE!
UrKat16: THIS IS MOI! CHRIS KIRKPATRICK DAMMIT!
BexXxPLB: What is the name of your new band then?
UrKat16: bob
BexXxPLB: WRONG AGAIN!
UrKat16: I CHANGED MY MIND!
BexXxPLB: YOU LIE!
UrKat16: *snifflez*
BexXxPLB: Why are you crying?
UrKat16: why must you not believe that I am the one and only Chris Kirkpatrick! If I had a web cam i would show you a picture of my ass rash!
BexXxPLB: Because...*tears up* I cannot believe that MY Chris Kirkpatrick would not want to come home to me and his Norweigen children...*sobs openly*
UrKat16: I'VE CHANGED! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BexXxPLB: I MISS YOU!
BexXxPLB: YOUR CHILDREN MISS YOU!
UrKat16: BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
UrKat16: chris is now EATING his gladware!
UrKat16: you've fallen for my sinister trickery! MUWAH HA HA HA HA
BexXxPLB: You are evil incarnate!
UrKat16: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
BexXxPLB: *Weeps openly*
UrKat16: ooh! yummy hot chocolate!
UrKat16: i mean BWAHA HA HA HA
BexXxPLB: *Sobs*
UrKat16: hee hee hee hee hee hee
BexXxPLB: I must depart now...I am going to a movie to deal with my sadness and depression!
UrKat16: fiend! What is the movie you speak of?!
BexXxPLB: Phantom of the Opera
UrKat16: BAH! you should know that I the Chris Napper and the Phantom are very good friends
BexXxPLB: There is no account for taste on the Phantom's part...
UrKat16: SILENCE! BE GONE MOTHER OF NORWEIGEN CHILDREN! AND TELL MY PHANTOM FRIEND THAT THE NAPPER IS HERE AWAITING HIS EMIAL.....we have dinner planned for next thursday
BexXxPLB: I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON IT!
UrKat16: bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *cough cough* ha ha ha CURSES!
BexXxPLB: HA! I am going to tell the Phantom that you said he has pubic lice!
UrKat16: NO!
BexXxPLB: YES!
BexXxPLB: BWA HAHAHAHAHA!
UrKat16: NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT!
BexXxPLB: I am going to TELL him!
BexXxPLB: We are having lunch together at Rubio's before the movie!
UrKat16: i must blow you to peices with my blast o matic nuclear super duper ray!
BexXxPLB: *Puts on her anti-blast-o-matic-nuclear-super-duper-ray suit!*
UrKat16: CURSES!
BexXxPLB: Now I shall go and eat fish tacos with the Phantom of the Opera and tell him you are leaking the story about his pubic infestations!
UrKat16: ARG!
BexXxPLB: Unless...
UrKat16: ...........................
BexXxPLB: If you allow me to talk to the REAL Chris Kirkpatrick...I might just consider not telling the Phantom about your revelation...
UrKat16: =-O i am afraid zat it iz not possible..............but I will continue to mystical and mysterious about it.. so maybe it IS possible....... you will NEVER KNOW ! IT WILL HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR FISH TOCO EATING LIFE! BWA HA HA HA HA HA
BexXxPLB: THEN CONSIDER THE PHANTOM TOLD!
UrKat16: HE WILL NEVER BELIEVE YOU!
BexXxPLB: I will also tell him that you have CANCELLED dinner with him!
UrKat16: NEVER! WE'VE HAD THIS PLANNED FOR MONTHS!
UrKat16: if you want to speak to your fat little midget ever again you must NEVER rat me out to the Phantom!
BexXxPLB: AHA!
BexXxPLB: I have found something you may be interested in...
UrKat16: oui?
BexXxPLB: If you allow me to talk to Chris...I will give you...THIS! http://www.fushia-butterfly.com/eyecandy/Randy04.jpg
UrKat16: I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE NAMED RANDY
UrKat16: YOU HAVE FAILED!
UrKat16: NOW YOU MUST DIE!
BexXxPLB: Did you LOOK at him!?!??!?!
UrKat16: no
BexXxPLB: I encourage you to do so!
UrKat16: fine
UrKat16: HOW DARE YOU TRY TO BRIBE ME!
BexXxPLB: YOU ARE WEAK!!!
BexXxPLB: THE HOTNESS OF RANDY ORTON HAS WEAKEND YOU!
UrKat16: NO! I AM STRONG!
BexXxPLB: He is PREEEEEEEEEEETTY!
UrKat16: HE IS NOT MY TYPE!
BexXxPLB: YOU WANT TO GIVE IN TO THE MANY RIPPLING MAN-MUSCLES!
UrKat16: NEVER!
BexXxPLB: You drive a hard bargain...But now...I will break out the BIG GUNS!
UrKat16: shiver me timbers!
BexXxPLB: THIS in exchange for Chris!
UrKat16: I REPEAT......... NEVER!
UrKat16: regardless of the pictures of hunky naked men you insist on sending me!
BexXxPLB: CLICK THE LINK, CHRIS NAPPER! CLICK AND BE TEMPTED!
UrKat16: I SHALL NOT GIVE IN!
BexXxPLB: DO IT!
UrKat16: NO!
BexXxPLB: NOW!
UrKat16: you frighten me!
BexXxPLB: Click the link, Chris Napper...You know you want to...
UrKat16: THIS IS OF THE UGLY WOMAN RESEMBLING MEMBER OF MR. KIRKPATRICKS SINGING ANIMAL HUMPING TRIBE FORMERLY KNOWN AS NSYNC!
BexXxPLB: *Gasp*
BexXxPLB: YOU DARE INSULT THE CHASEZ?????
UrKat16: I JUST DID!
UrKat16: his name sounds like a type of cheese
UrKat16: cheese is yummy......
UrKat16: REGARDLESS! I SHALL NOT GIVE IN!
UrKat16: bwa ha ha ha ha
BexXxPLB: BOOOOOOO!
UrKat16: I AM NOT ASHLEE SIMPSON!
UrKat16: how DARE you boo the chris napper!
BexXxPLB: *Screams* BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
UrKat16: fare thee well sinsiter feind!
BexXxPLB: Goodbye you big...MEANIE HEAD!
UrKat16: poopy head!
BexXxPLB: BUTT BREATH!
UrKat16: pizza brain!
BexXxPLB: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!!
UrKat16: now THAT"S JUST HURTFUL!
BexXxPLB: BWA HAHAHAHA!
BexXxPLB: YOU EVEN HAVE HIS PENIS SHAPED NOSE!
UrKat16: JOEY FATONE!
BexXxPLB: That does not hurt me...
BexXxPLB: I love the Phat One...
UrKat16: YOU HAVE HIS PENIS!
BexXxPLB: I can think of worse things to have!
BexXxPLB: I keep it in a jar on my nightstand!
UrKat16: :-X
BexXxPLB: SO BAH!
UrKat16: HUMBUG!
BexXxPLB: I must go now...
BexXxPLB: You bore me.
UrKat16: I am rubber you are glue what ever you say bounces off me and sticks to YOU
UrKat16: so there
BexXxPLB: I know you are, but what am I?
UrKat16: CURSES!
BexXxPLB: Farewell weakening Chris Napper!
BexXxPLB: Until we meet again!
UrKat16: BWA HA HA HA HA HA !
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