Anyway, now that Lance and Stever are both old news, Joey is my favorite. (Except for late at night when I watch PPV, cuz then JC is my FAVORITE) Anyway, it's Fatone's birthday on January.28, he'll be 23 for those who don't know. Anyway, in light of this joyous occasion, here's a FATone timeline told through the eyes and other assorted body parts of the women who have loved, and been loved, by the
FATone
LeAnn, Brooklyn - Move onto 1982. Kindergarten. Joey used to eat his crayons, I used to tell him to STOP. His whole life he hated that word, STOP. Especially when it came from a girl. It was during this year that his Jello fetish began, I had Jello in my lunchbox and Joey asked for a bite. I gave him my Snack Pack and he ate the WHOLE thing. But, he told me with a big huge smile that someday he'd buy me a WHOLE POOL OF JELLO. Then he winked... I didn't quite understand that.
Christine, Brooklyn In 1985 I was the Fatone babysitter. Steve was 11 and Joey was 8. I was 16. Joey was always running around in his Superman cape, and even though I told him over and over that Superman wasn't real, he insisted that someday everyone would know him as the "MAN OF STEEL" amd he'd have 100's of Lois Lane's.
Katie, OrlandoJoey moved here and I met him when we were both 12 in 1989. We sat next to each other in Jr. High Sex Ed. and he used to always touch my leg under the desk. One time, we had a project, and the teacher made us partners. Joey had a different kind of partnership in mind. He said he was too old to be a virgin anymore. I was 12, and I lost my virginity behind a McDonalds dumpster. At least he bought me dinner first.
Kelly, Orlando When I met Joey we were both 16. It was 1993. He was in a group called "The Big Guys" After knowing Joey for an hour, I found out what that meant. From then on I knew he was the one for me and we've been together ever since. At least I think we have. Well, I see him sometimes. Whatever... HE'S MINE AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT !!!!!!!!!!!!
Helga, Germany Ich habst sieben kinder und Joey nicht kost geilt veir kinder. 1996.
*Editors Note* Although I took German in High School, I no longer remember it so I can't translate what Helga said. My guess is that they had sex though.
1998, 1999 United StatesBetty, Diane, Amanda, Carrie, Sandy, Dawn, Ashley, Erica, Jean, Angel, Aimee, Carla, Maria, Georgia, Bobbee, Danielle, Rebecca, Skylar, Charlene, Catherine, Karen, Linda, Patty, Lauren, Jenny, Casey, Robin, Stacey, Vanessa, Winter, Nancy, Eileen, Summer, Brittany, Alison, Amber, Mandy, Veronica, Nikki, Danay, Ann, Caroline, Mary Ann, Erin, Krista, Heather, Holly, Kate, Sharon, Brandy, Lisa, Marie, Eve, Michelle, Christina, Sheena, Phyllis, Beverly, Lynn, Janine, Yolanda, Jamie, Kathy, Darlene, Denise
All of the above listed girls emailed me with the phrase "I had sex with Joey on tour." 17 of them also included "I have also had a child by Joey." This just proves that the statement "No sex on the NSYNC bus" is FALSE. (Unless they always did it in hotels or something)
*Editors Note* There were many more entries like the above, but some were repeat names and I didn't have time to type them all. Sorry girls.
Jen, Iowa It was the year 2000. FATone winked at me. I just about died from the pleazzzzzure.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Oh yeah, here's your present....
It's a new bus. Why did we get you a new bus? Cuz it's CrUnK and since you are going to have us CrUnKeR gIrLs rolling with you next tour, you need a CrUnKeR bus to impress us with, and we LOVE this flame bus.
We got you this sign too:
PEACE
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