JOEY GOT BACK - To the tune of the GREAT Sir Mix A Lot's "Baby Got Back"
Ashlie:
OH-MY-GOSH-BRITTANY...
LOOK AT HIS BUTT,.....IT IS SOOOOO BIG.
HE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE, GROSS CHICK'S BOYFIRENDS. UGH.
BUT WHO UNDERSTANDS THOSE NASTY CHICKS ANYWAY...
THEY ONLY LIKE HIM BECAUSE HE'S LIKE A TOTAL PROSTITUTE, OK.
I MEAN HIS BUTT, ITS JUST SO BIG,
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S SO ROUND, ITS LIKE ROUND OUT THERE...GROSS, LOOK!
HE'S JUST SO...FAT!
I-like-fat-guys and I cannot lie,
Like that J to the O-E-Y
Stands around like what, with a dump like a truck
And a bit of hair on his face you get sprung!
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you noticed that face was stuffed
Deep in the smile he's wearin
I'm hooked and I can't stop starin
Oh, FATone, I wanna get with ya
And have Stever take our picture
Ashlie and my homegirls tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Oh rub all of those rolls and smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz...
Then Use me, use me, cuz I ain't that average groupie
Ghetto space cowboy dancin
To hell with romancin
You sweat, you sweat, got you goin like a turbo 'vette
I'm tired of critics who hate
Saying boyfriend needs to lose some weight
Take me and my girls and ask them that
He's gotta pack much back, so...
Ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
Has your boyfriend got the butt (hell yeah!)
Well shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt,
Joey got back!
I like him round and big
And when I'm at your gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal (rawr)
Now here's my scandal
I wanna hit that bus
And ugh, double ugh, ugh ugh
And I ain't talkin about Slimfast
Cuz engergizers are made to last
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Birttany's in some trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm wearing the tube to the top
Doin a little DO ME STEVER hop
Then I see you, you're so hoey
F*ck it, scratch it out, and make it say JOEY!
A word to the small FATone
If you really wanna get things done
You'll put down the camera and trusty flashlight
And eat, eat, eat till the break of dawn
Baby I got it goin on
A lot of teenies won't like this song
Cuz they all lookin to get wed
But I'd rather stay in yo bed
Cuz I'm on, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So Jussy (yo), Jussy (yo)
Can me and FATone roll in your mercedes (yo fo sheezy tho)
Then Joey turn around
Stick it out
And shake it till I shout
Joey got back
Yeah baby
When it comes to you
I just don't know what to do
You shake it
All around
Now get up off that ground
Seein Stever roll a Honda
Playin NSYNC tapes with Rhonda
But Stever ain't got a motor in the back of his Honda...
What's this about an anaconda
Don't want none unless your a FAT - ONE.!
You can dance and do some sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some teenies like the buff and tone
Like that one other brother Fatone
So they toss it, and leave it and I pull up quick to retrieve it.
So some criticts say you're fat
Well, I ain't down with that
Cuz you got that bod like a big Greek god
And I want you in the raw
When I see NSYNC in the magazines
You that big ol' thing
Gimme a FAT-ONE not a Timber
Chasez or Bass or Chrisser
Some teenies they try to dis
Cuz the FATones on my list
But if you're legal you can hit em
Thousand fans already been wit em
So Joey I'm giving you a warn
That I want some Triple X home porn
Dial 1-900 Steve A Lot, and tape those nasty thoughts...
Joey got back!
