Wow, so...my crunkies either know by now or have no clue what-so-ever but myself and Lori went to the VMAs and did seat filling. What can I say. I'm still lleft in shock. I'm going to do the BEST I can at detailing this, but LuLu needs ta add in her 2 sense concidering she's the one w/ the better brain. This is all from my POV *duh* and lemme say, it's NUTS. I just have one thing to say about the majority of the offits worn by the stars there -- Trace must have been busier than EVER with his beadazzler. Now let the fun begin...
(1) We get there, we're 36/37 in line. Good thing. We get inside, we go to our seats (in the back just to start out) and than we go to pee. At which time Lori spots Julia Styles (actress, "Down To You" "10 Things I Hate About You") but I missedoutpeace on that. Oh, when we were waiting in line OUTSIDE to get into the venue and all, *Brit this is mostly for you* we saw a photo/press guy wearing a FIRSTLOVE TSHIRT! YA, you read that right, FIRSTLOVE TSHIRT. With the picture of the album cover on the front and like tourdates? on the back, rofl rofl rofl. I wanted to talk to him SO bad, but I couldn't cause he was like running and busy and stuff. Firstlove is coming to get JC for stealing thier songs. It's on now.
(2) We sit in the back and wait for people to start coming in. We see Mandy Moore walk RIGHT BY our isle about 4 times. She's not all that. So whatever, she's 15, in case ya didn't know. *LoL* So we see Fred Durst come in, LL Cool Jay walked by us, we saw Britney & Christina come in, we saw Mickey P. from 2gether, Lori saw OTown...etc. Basically all the stars had to walk by us in the back to get to thier seats in the front. THAN Lori spots the BEST couple to be present at the VMAs while we're waiting back there in our seats. Wanna take a stab at who it was?!?!?! Aiight, I'll just tell you. It was BOFF and Phylis!! BOFF was in a blue Tshirt (it was a POS) and Phylis was fat. So that was it, I have NO idea why they didn't sit near the guys, but whatever. So eventually we get to go down to our "seat filling position" - which just means we go the FRONT (by the stage, where the stars all all sitting) and we find us an empty seat or the spotters find you one and make you sit in it. Welp, you'll NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GUESS WHO WE GOT TO SIT DIRECTLY BEHIND???
(3) Dat's right ladies. Jen, Brit, don't HATE me but it was your NEW boyfriends. The boyband for the Millenium. Otown. hehe Lori was behind TRev, I was behind Tasty J. Than next to Tasty was Eric, next came AshMasta than Rooster. The guys had some hottie blonde hair guy friend w/ them that was next to Rooster and they talked to him alot. I dunno who he was though. They were dressed normal. They looked good. TRevs hair is REALLY greasy and has lil curls. Tasty Js fro is VERY untamed and eatable. I love Eric. I hate Ashley. Dan is way cute in person, but on TV he scares me. I was hoping that Tasty would beat me, since he's a JC in training, but he didn't. I called them all by thier nicknames whenever I talked to Lori about them and they were right there. I hope they heard. I was going to ask about the "missedoutpeace" note but we weren't sure yet if it was ok to talk to the stars. So than Eric turned around to look behind him and I was all "hi Eric". It was a moment of true love. He looked at me and said "hi". ROFL Riiiiight. So than OTown was BORING. Jen, your husband had on sliver nail polish. Uhm...? TRev LOVES him some Janet. He was like totally groovin to her. Ashley is whipped. We don't know if it really WAS he g/f he called, but he sure did like to use his cell phone. All the guys were rockin to Eminem (? right Lori, I forgot which proformance had TRev, Tasty and Eric going nuts -- maybe it was Rage?!) Anywhos, OTown didn't talk to anyone and no one talked to them. Yawn, moving right along. So we got to watch the VMAs for like EVER in this crunk spot and it was a great view to the stage (only a few rows back and on the right side). Turns out Sisqo's manager & lawyer were the people we were sitting next too. I dunno, those 2 guys he thanked when he won, those 2 guys cause they went NUTS when Sisqo proformed and won and even more NUTS when he said their names. We were keeping Sisqos seat warm, he came back and wanted after FOREVER behind OTown and the good spot, we moved on. We moved more to the left (to the center section and closer to NSYNC). Ah, I'm remembering as I right, so this is a little out of order. With OTown, 2 more things: After NSYNC won thier 1st award and JC goes "that's all I have to say about that" I said, "yeah JC cause your coat says quite enough for you, freak" and TRev turned around, looked at me (in the eye) and smiled all big and goofy like. But for real, I'm not EVEN going there with the NSYNC wardrobe stuff because this review will already be long. EW. That's all I'm saying. Ok, the other OTown thing (Brit, I promise, I'm not moving in on your man, I love Eric) but TRev had this sweater vest shirt on and a jacket on top of it and he kept taking it off and putting it back on, the one time he took it off the lil sleeve of his sweater vest/shirt thing was crunked so I go "Hey Trevor, your sleeves messed up". He fixed it, but he didn't seem to happy that I said something to him. haha
(4) Poppa Roach was behind us. I turned around and talked to Cori the lead singer for a while during commercial. I wanted to know why he wasn't at the Philly Warped Tour like he was supposed to. He told me they did Conan that night. Than (thank goodness he did cause I didn't know his name) he introduced himself and I did the same. Than we talked about how my friends band CKY toured with the Warped Tour this summer again. (Remember my rockstar b/f, the drummer Jesse anyone? - he wasn't REALLY my b/f just like JC isn't my husband). Anywhos, Cori was REALLY freakin nice. When he shook my hand he didn't let go for a min, I was like, awww. You can just tell the 'rockstar' thing hasn't gotten to him. All of Poppa Roach went like bananas over Red Hot Chilli Peppers (RHCP) when they won that special gold moon man award. They stood up and cheered and everything. It was cute to see stars, star struck. So than that brings us to NSYNCs proformance cause I'm too lazy to think of anything else. Oh, wait -- Kid Rock was smokin a cigarette and drinkin beer at his seat. He was like the row (or two rows?) in front of us and over more to the left. Fred Durst, Carson D and Christina A were all around us but more to the left and a seat ahead or behind give or take) --- although I think Christina might not have been there at that point. Whatever. Back to NSYNC...
(5) I love them. I love them when they get horny. My new favorite NSYNC appearence until FOREVER is this one. Try seeing it live. Try breathing (or remembering to). It was like, whoah and than some with major sexual urges onto. Sorry for the graphics, but OH MY LORDY is just the start of what I was thinkin and feeling. Wow. There was a bitch who's head was all up in my way so I had to tilt my head to the right to see in between people. I was amused by the TV things. I think Steve is the one who taped thier heads for it. Who knows. It's what I think. I want to lick Steves wart. Yes, yes I do. Back to NSYNC. I love them. I love JC. I got to see JC thrust it and shake it. So from where Lori and I were we LUCKED OUT again. We had JC and Lance's side (each our fave guy). So I didn't have to really tilt my head to watch him smack bootay and get jiggy. I only watched JC. Sorry. I have NO idea about Busta, Fro or Fatty. But I'm sure they had a "fuckin good time" too. If ya'll thought I talked about what sex with JC would be like before, I'll spare it in the mass email, but some of ya know to be prepaired. Uhm...Tabz your lil thing about sex w/ JC that you wrote (for each guy, but the JC one is my focus) MUST be true. That boy was flippin the bitches around into new positions and just thrustin like a mad man. GOD I WANT TO BE NAKED IN A BED WITH HIM SO MF BAD. I know, the looks the music the talent, but with dance moves that provokes my X rated thoughts it's just like -- breath. Ok, so anyways -- I MUST get this on tape. ASAP so the rewind button becomes my bestfriend again. Brit, I'm thinking NSYNCosity - 6 hours straight over and over again of the VMAs proformance. Oh yeah, I was like the ONLY person to stand up after they proformed (did you stand Lori, I was too hyper to notice?) And since I was center stage seating at that point and the guys were still standing there I KNOW they saw me. I'll hope and be delusional about it anyways. I'm not sure what the camera showed, but Justins pointed to the one chica dancers ass all cute like. But ya'll might've seen that?
(6) After NSYNC comes whatever (I forgot, sorry, the hype does that to ya) but I know we ended up having to move again. The next part was semi exposed to those who were watching, but being THERE and behind the scenes we saw WAY more. Limp Bizcut wins for best hip hop or rap, whatever award (? I don't get why or how, cause I think of them as rock/punk) but MTV is STUPID like that. OH, beep beep, back up. I talked to the Rock when I was moving seats cause he was in my row and I almost stepped on his foot getting out and so I said "excuse, sorry" all flustered he was like "no problem" and just kinda laughed. He was nice. Back to the Limp Biscut winning thing. The bassist (or some other band member) from Rage decided to be a crackhead. I think JC must've shared his stash. The guy MF climb that orange thing w/ the light things that wsa behind the stars when they presented/recieved awards. It was funny/scary. I think the longer it went on the worse it seemed and got and felt and it was just a VERY unexpected mess. I wanted to cry. At this point I wasn't sitting w/ Lori, but she was close by, seat filling in one of NSYNCs seats. The nutso guy wouldn't come down. All through commerical and everything. They had 2 ladders and what seemed like every MF security guard in the place around. It was so weird. At some point, either BEFORE this next part (#7) or AFTER it I talked to Anthony Ketis from RHCP. They were going to thier seats and it was time for me to move (so I think it's AFTER 7 that it happened) and he had the mohawk and I go "cool hair, I used to have a mohawk for a few years." He was like "really, that's cool" I was like "yeah, it was about 2 feet high" he just looked shocked and than said something I foget and that was it.
(7) So MTV is fucked cause it was SO unplanned. That's why you see Carson do an interview w/ Kid Rock and Fred. That's why Markie Mark did his thang and stuff just got weird for a while. This guy caused some major shit. So much so that when he got down (I wasn't giving him the attention he wanted so I didn't see how he did) things just remained bad. ((this is all speculation coming up...)) I think the guy went NUTS in the isle *it was the isle RIGHT were NSYNC was* and all the sudden Britney, Justin, Mommy Crunkness, Bobbie, JC, Joey, Janine (((((I will get to THAT later))))), Dani, Chris, FUGLY *aka, lance's date*, & Lancec were all VERY quickly escorted right by us. This was when Lori too a seat in one of NSYNCs seats. It was really upsetting to see how scared and disturb the guys were. My **GUESS** is that the guy threatened the boy wonders. But not sure. The guys eventually came back. I was the 2nd seat from the isle and so I was like RIGHT THERE next to your husbands and boys when they walked back (friends n family included). JC & Bobbie were a little delayed RIGHT next to me. I took the girl next to me in the isle seat (I have no idea who she is or anything, but she was nice and her name was Ksomething?) anyways, I took her hand and squeezed it. *LoL* JC was like not EVEN a foot from me for like 5 mins. I wasn't saking but I would have been if that girl hadn't let me grab her hand. JC didn't look at me. Not once. :( Behind JC comes Joey. Good old Fatty. I go "Hey Joey, where's Steve". rofl He looks at me and goes "he's back there" and motions his head to the stage (so I'm guessing he was backstage). So I go "tell him that Kate says hi, he'll know who I am" Joey is all smiles and says sure. I attempted to say hi to Lance about 6 times, asshole never looked at me. I wasn't being annoying or teenie either, I was just like "Hi lance" "hey lance" whatever. I fucking HATE that piece of shit. Sorry Lance fans. ARGH! Him and his "one eyed wonder" of a date deserve each other. Seriously, she had something crunked with her eye and it was all bulgde out on the one side than all 1/2 closed on the other, she was gross and her offit was like WORSE than NSYNCs and that's not saying much.
(8) So whatever happens after that, it got back on track. I switched seats again...the last seat and the BEST seat (besides being behind OTown) all night. I got a seat behind RHCP, in front of Eminem *he was over a few seats on the left*, in the SAME ROW and Dr. Dre and NSYNC was two seats in front of me. I was like behind Bobbie (sorta, more diagonal to her). So I had a crunkalicious view of JC. God, he's just like...I'm speechless. Joey needs the red in his hair again. Chris, hehe it's Busta, I never have anything to say about him. Dani is just the most beautiful girl I have EVER seen. So unique and just amazing. Justin had some scruff on his chin, but whatever. I'm sorry, but I didn't get all wowed by being that close to him AT ALL. I was about JC, but not the rest of them. Not really that much with JC when I was there that long, more when he was like as far as my computer screen is from me (when he was in the isle w/ Bobz). Aiight, so the viewers choice...they won. That was damn good. JC has NO ass. I was hoping for a boner, but until I see it on video, I don't think the boy was sporting one for once. Damnit. I was going to jump on him and cure it too. Oh well. No beatings from him, no fro eating *Justins or Tastys*, no nothing. Not even a lil lick of Steves wart. Psssh. Anywhos, cause the end was a little screwed up or just because there seemed to be alot more commercial and talk time. Joey and Chris were very blahblah withe RHCP. I talked to Flea. I just told him that the movie "suburbia" he was in forever and a day ago was a great movie. He shook my hand and said thanks. I think that he got the guys autographs for his daughter, but I'm not sure. Anyways...MORE
(9) I am the worlds biggest IDIOT. Kelly and Janine REALLY look alike. They're both fro beast. Which is why I said I would get to this later, this is later. They guys were all talking and I go "Hi Kelly" to Janine, rofl rofl rofl I didn't know I REALLY thought it was Kelly. Shit, I didn't know it was Janine until I get home and read some of my VMA emails. Dude, she looked at me like I was NUTS, no wonder. So I say the whole hi thing, she looks at me with that look and I say again "Hi Kelly" and smile and wave. She turned around and faced the stage and didn't turn back around really. rofl rofl I'm STUPID DAMNIT. STUPID I TELL YOU. Anywhos, I didn't watch must of Christina As deal cause I was too busy watching JC. Did you know he bites his nails? Yup, he was eating away at them. Bobbie at one point put her hand on the back of JCs head and was like stratching her nails through his hair. I just thought "wow, I want that to be me" I wanted to be the one doing that to him. They were very "active" - touching, talking, etc. But I still feel as though JC is lost. Not cause I'm crushed on him now, but he just really looks empty and I'll say that until he's with ANY girl that makes him happy. Perhaps that's Bobbie, she's a good person, but eh, I just don't think good for him. Who knows. But I did think that before I liked JC. Anyways, Britney Spears smacks Joeys butt (which I missed, but Lori told me) when they guys come back from winning the viewers choice. She was kinda just stearing him through... I did hear Joey say "Britney touched my ass" though. tisk tisk Lance's potty mouth is wearing off on Joey. Aiight, so the nights ALMOST at an end.
(10) Blink 182 -- I'm getting to that cause I'm TIRED and if I missedoutpeace on anything, Lori will remind me and I'll than share it with you. Plus when I'm more awake I'll remember more. They do the last song of the night. OMG JC was GOING INSAINE. He was SPAZING like a MoFo over the midgets and shit. He was bouncing all over the seat and rocking back and forth. Bobbie just sat there. See, if I was his woman I would be going NUTS with him. I did go NUTS in my seat(s) a few times that night, SPECIALLY for NSYNC. I swear it though, JC was like the most AMUSING person to watch. But he wore off on................JANINE! ROFL ROFL ROFL OMG! I WISH I had Stever Vison for this. The girl started out bobbing her head. Next thing you know she's FLAILING her arms ALL OVER the place. All up in Joey's face and area and just everywhere. She must really like Blink 182. She's fat. She's REALLY fucking ugly. Like, not as bad as Lance's "popye" girlfriend thing, but ew ew ew. She was really dead the whole night and for Blink 182 she just lost her cool. Rofl. Janine is just a beast. I hate her. She probably hates me too. So that was it.
(11) The guys are getting to leave cause it's over. I stand up too and Loris only one seat behind NSYNC so she's closer and she can add her parts in, but she DID say "congratulations" to JC and he looked at her (eye contact) and said thank you. Damn, what I would do to have those baby blues look into my eyes. He did turn around a few times in the commercials but only 1/2 way, not 100 % so I never saw him more than profiles shots from where I was sitting. I dont' think he saw me or looked if he did. UGH! Aiight, so I'm by the isle...I had CRUNK seats all night, so did Lori. I go "Joey, don't forget to tell Steve hi from Kate" he turns his head and goes "I won't". That was it. The guys left. I got one last look at JC and than he was up the isle and mixed into the crowd.
That's about it. I'm really tired. I have work at 10am. It's 4:30am now. I love you all. I hope you enjoyed my experience. It was so worth while. It was the bestest night of my life so far in my 21 years (well, in 2 days).
I saw Chad from 2gether too, but nothing too close. OH WAIT-- der, before I left I saw Cori from Poppa Roach again out in the waiting area. I took the time to go back to him and tell him good luck and we like shook hands again and he was cute. I think I have another b/f. Damn Brit, my list will be as long as yours soon.
AC Slater from Saved by the Bell is HOTT in person. 98* are jerks. Me and the girl who's hand I squeezed yelled to them when they were done doing the intro for the forgien thing and they just blew us off, but they HAD to have heard us cause we were like 3 rows back and SO close to the stage. Dorks.
