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The Real Steve Fan Club

OK, this is a parody I wrote to The Real Slim Shady.. I wrote it for Jen (ya'll know her site, Just Thrust It) to give to Kat for her birthday. It's about our Hawaii trip, and some of it might not make sense to ya'll but, it's WAY funny. So, I'm going to put the song TWICE. The first time with explanations to things you might not get in RED. The second time, I'll just put the song so you can read it regularly. And trust me, even if you WEREN'T there, after reading the stories.. it'll be funny!!

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Steve Fan Club *For those that don't know, we started the SeXXXy Steve Fan Club (SSFC) the day before we left for Hawaii)* please stand up?
I repeat will the real Steve Fan Club please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here

Ya'll act like ya never seen a big afro before
Jaws all on the floor cuz Mommy *as in Mommy Crunkness, Lynn Harless, Justin's Mom* and Scraggles *Trace, Justin's best friend who has a HUGE fro* just walked out the door
And Veronica Finn *One of the Innosense girls, with a HUGE fro* looks worse than before
Chain smoking with her tank top wearing boyfriend. AHHH! *She walked around ALL day chain smoking, with her boyfriend, who wears girls tank tops, lol*
It's the return of the .. oh wait, no way, you're kidding..
Steve didn't just say what I think he did, did he?
"Show me your tits?" huh? *No, Steve is not a pervert. When we were playing our ukulele, we asked Steve for a request, and he said.. "I got a request, show me your tits".. but he was KIDDING.. just like any guy would joke around with people he knows, mmkay? So don't flip out.. lol*
No way, you idiot!!!
I have respect, Topanga even said so...! *When we laughed at Steve's joke above, Topanga complimented us on our "respect" because "most girls would've done that if he said it*

All skanky women love JAF chicka chicka chicka Joe FATone
I'm sick of him, look at him
Walking around.. Steve calling his you know whats, banging his you know whos *No truth to this, we dunno if Steve really picks up chicks for Joey.. I just needed something that rhymed*
Yeah, but he's so cute though!

Yea we probably got a couple of screws up in our heads loose
But no worse than what's going on in Joe's hotel room
Sometimes I wanna knock on his door to see his red hair *Jen and I knocked on Joey's hotel room door at 4am the one night, NO WE ARE NOT SCARY STALKERS, HE KNEW WHO WE WERE, NO HATE MAIL.*
But can't, cuz Kelly's in that room so "we can't be there" *When Joe saw us, he got all scared and was like "OMG, you can't be here, my girlfriends here! But I called and apologized.. he said it was ok, again, WE ARE NOT STALKERS.*
The barcodes on your neck, the barcodes on your neck *Scraggles had a (fake) barcode tattoo on his neck*
And if I'm lucky I might just give it a little lick *ROFL.. this was funny, I was telling a story about how I wanted to "lick his barcode and run my teeth through his fro, and Steve was RIGHT behind me, I don't know if he knew I was talking about though.. I didn't see him there, lol*
And they all complained that they got bothered by little kids
But expect them not to know who the FATone's father is
Of course they gonna know who freaking BOFF is *Our nickname for Joe Fatone, SR. because of a shirt he was wearing that said BOFF on the back*
By the time they hit the lobby
He sat on that wall all day, didn't he *BOFF sat on the wall outside the hotel ALL day, just surrounded by teenies. But, they were all afraid to talk to him.. *
They ain't nothing but teenies; well some of us older
And get told that "Joey's a lot mo' popula". *Me, not being a teenie, actually did talk to him actually, and when I told him I liked Steve.. he said "Steve?!? .. But Joey's mo' popula than Steve is...*
But if we can sing to FUBU Drew and Fritz too *We sang songs with our plastic ukulele for tips, FUBU Drew is the bodyguard Dre, and Fritz is a bodyguard also*
Then there's no reason that Ruben can't help by tuning up the uke *Ruben tuned our ukulele, forreal.. and he rocked out on it.. ReeeeEEEEaaAAAARRRRrr*
But if you feel like I feel I miss the island bad
Pull out all your photo books, think of ENFRO *Steve Fatones (fake) boyband* don't be sad...

Cuz we're the Steve Fan Club
Yes we're his real Fan Club
All you other Steve Fan Clubs are just imitating
So won't the real Steve Fatone...
Please show up, Please show up, Please show up
Cuz we're the Steve Fan Club
Yes we're his real Fan Club
All you other Steve Fan Clubs are just imitating
So won't the real Steve Fatone...
Please show up, Please show up, Please show up

Rubilicious *Ruben* don't gotta dress nice to get attention
Well we do, so fuck mesh *He always wears mesh shirts* and fuck him too.
You think I give a damm about a flashlight? *Steve was bitching about his "trusty flashlight" that he lost*
Janine stole your scooter *His sister stole his scooter that he rented. LOL.* , and you're all about whining to Asswipe *Erik, Mr. Mission Impossible*
"But Steve, what if we sing, wouldn't it be hip?"
Why? So my poor ass can leave an 80 cent tip? *When we sang for Steve, he burped and threw 80 cents in our tip box*
So I can hit the beach along with Britney Spears.
Shit, Danielle Fishel better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Tyler Chasez and Lance Bass
And hear 'em argue over who she's been giving ass *As we all know, Lance and Topanga used to be together, but she was making out with Tyler in Hawaii.*
Fred and Larry *JC's cousins* running all around the Ali'i *The hotel was the Ali'i Tower*
"yeah they're cute but I think they're related to Jayce, hehe"
I should download Joey's audio on mp3
And show the whole world how Vegas had to "miss out, peace!" (scream) *Joey's message on my hotel answering machine in Vegas was "We came by the room, weren't there, missed out, PEACE!"*
I'm sick of you little girl crazy stalkers all you do is annoy me
So we have been sent here to destroy you
And theres a million of you just like us
Who point like us
And send teenies away from the bus
Who dress like us
Act and tell Stever that they know us
It just might be the next best thing
But not SSFC!

We're like a headtrip to listen to
Cause we're only singing you songs
You sing along with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is we got the balls to stand on a wall
And we don't care which bodyguards listening at all
We just pull out the uke and spit it
And whether you like to admit it
We Back Up That Azz better than Juvenile ever can even dream of *Whenever we'd sing with the uke, we'd sing Juvenile. To EVERYONE.*
Then you wanna hear Frank Sinatra or something we never heard of *Asswipe asked us to sing Frank Sinatra.. lol*
Its funny cuz when we stopped to pose with Justin
We never thought that Trace would be the one we're lustin *Trace was there when we got our pic with Justin, and now we'd all rather have a pic with HIM, cuz he's crunk!*
Pinching Justy's ass when we're smiling in the photo but he's not *Self explanatory, I'm pinching Justy's ass in the pic, and he's not smiling*
And Janine's whole bottle of slim fast ain't working
Coming from the ocean there's a Tyler lurking
He seemed all types a loaded wishing us a good millennium *Tyler was a lil' "under the weather" on New Years Eve wishing us a "Happy New Millenium... Millennium..."*
Or circling the parking lot
Steve's in his rented truck
With his windows down and the system up *Steve felt the need to drive his rental car around the parking lot blasting rap music. Dork.*
So will the real Steve Fans, please stand up
and put one of those fingers on each hand up
and to be proud to shape them into a "V" *Steve's teeth make the shape of an inverted "V"* we're out of control
But one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Cuz we're the Steve Fan Club
Yes we're his real Fan Club

All you other Steve Fan Clubs are just imitating
So won't the real Steve Fatone...
Please show up, Please show up, Please show up
Cuz we're the Steve Fan Club
Yes we're his real Fan Club
All you other Steve Fan Clubs are just imitating
So won't the real Steve Fatone...
Please show up, Please show up, Please show up

Ok, now that ya know what it all means, here's the song with just the lyrics, so you can sing it along.

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Steve Fan Club please stand up?
I repeat will the real Steve Fan Club please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here

Ya'll act like ya never seen a big afro before
Jaws all on the floor cuz Mommy and Scraggles just walked out the door
And Veronica Finn looks worse than before
Chain smoking with her tank top wearing boyfriend. AHHH!
It's the return of the .. oh wait, no way, you're kidding..
Steve didn't just say what I think he did, did he?
"Show me your tits?" huh?
No way, you idiot!!!
I have respect, Topanga even said so...!

All skanky women love JAF chicka chicka chicka Joe FATone
I'm sick of him, look at him
Walking around.. steve calling his you know whats,
fucking his you know whos
Yeah, but he's so cute though!

Yea we probably got a couple of screws up in our heads loose
But no worse than what's going on in Joe's hotel room
Sometimes I wanna knock on his door to see his red hair
But can't, cuz Kelly's in that room so "we can't be there"
The barcodes on your neck, the barcodes on your neck
And if I'm lucky I might just give it a little lick
And they all complained that they got bothered by little kids
But expect them not to know who the FATone's father is
Of course they gonna know what BOFF is
By the time they hit the lobby
He sat on that wall all day, didn't he?
They ain't nothing but teenies; well some of us older
And get told that "Joey's a lot mo' popula".
But if we can sing to FUBU Drew and Fritz too
Then there's no reason that Ruben can't help by tuning up the uke
But if you feel like I feel I miss the island bad
Pull out all your photo books, think of ENFRO don't be sad...

Rubilicious don't gotta dress nice to get attention
Well we do, so fuck mesh and fuck him too.
You think I give a damm about a flashlight?
Janine stole your scooter, and you're all about whining to Asswipe
"But Steve, what if we sing, wouldn't it be hip?"
Why? So my poor ass can leave an 80 cent tip?
So I can hit the beach along with Britney Spears.
Shit, Danielle Fishel better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Tyler Chasez and Lance Bass
And hear 'em argue over who she's been giving ass
Fred and Larry running all around the Ali'i
"yeah they're cute but I think they're related to Jayce, hehe"
I should download Joey's audio on mp3
And show the whole world how Vegas had to "miss out, peace!" (scream)
I'm sick of you little girl crazy stalkers all you do is annoy me
So we have been sent here to destroy you
And theres a million of you just like us
Who point like us
And send teenies away from the bus
Who dress like us
Act and tell Stever that they know us
It just might be the next best thing
But not SSFC!

Ok, that's all. PEACE.

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