10. Who's Britney Spears?
9. You receive strange phone calls late at night updating you on the current status of your Mercedes Benz.
8. You don't own a Mercedes Benz.
7. The corn rows you recently had done up aren't the right shade of golden blonde...this angers you.
6. You feel if you aren't the center of attention your innards will implode and your body will give way.
5. You can't get enough of North Carolina's losing streak.
4. Your bedazzler broke four years ago and you still haven't emotionally recovered.
3. You have a strange fixation with curly hair and little girls.
2. Trey keeps showing up at your front foor asking you for autographed pants.
And the number one sign you're being stalked by Justin...
1. Froilicious baby...and the mirror loves it.
