Lance has bodyguards to keep you from stalking him...but what happens when Lance starts stalking YOU? (Pssh! I, Olivia, for one, wouldn't MIND being stalked by that SeXXXy Bitch!) This was written by Kate.
10.Where did the Mary Kay come from?
9.Since when did you tweese your eyebrows so much?
8.Beanie babies show up under your bed
7.Blue hair dye?
6.Garth Brooks shrine, where did that come from?
5.Whitesnake, what's a whitesnake?
4.Where did that picture of Diane Bass come from?
3. 3 Words - Welcome To Avon!
2.You've heard someone crying in pain because of Danielle Fishel *oh wait, who hasn't?*
And the #1 Sign you're being stalked by Lance is...
1.Mississisppi pride ya'll!
