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Top Ten Signs You're Being Stalked by Stever

Nina here. And you thought JOEY stalking you was bad...

You know Steve is stalking you when...

10. You've recently started following around Nsync everywhere they go...everywhere.

9. You take the words "stay awhile" way too literally.

8. Home doesn't ring a bell.

7. Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex...

6. You like to video tape everything and document behavioral aspects of situations.

5. You rarely get to talk but don't mind so long as they acknowledge you every so often.

4. You've gotten to know Busta the dog intimately and are proud to say you are the only one whose taken the time.

3. You have been telling people you ARE in fact a member of 'N Sync, and that soon enough they will say the same.

2. Everybody likes to spend time with their brother...right?

And the number one sign you're being stalked by Joey Fatone...
1. Who in the hell did you sleep with last night and why did she keep calling you Joey?


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