All day long
Boot Boot Boot
While I type this song
Boot Boot Boot
Doesn't feel so good
Boot Boot Boot
In mah neighborhood
This page here is my ode to AOL. If you don't have AOL, you are lucky. It feels the need to kick me off every minute or so. This is not fun when you have a very LONG webpage more than half typed out, and you lose it. Another reason to be lucky that you don't have AOL, is you never have to hear this guy. Click Here After you listen to it, replay it about 6 million times and you'll see what I go through. I HATE that guy, I HATE his voice, I HATE him saying "goodbye", I HATE him saying "you've got mail." He sucks. If I ever find that guy, I'll rip his voice box out.
Another thing new to AOL, is hatred through association. First they hated me, now they also hate everyone I talk to. here's an example of an IM convo between me and Amy:
MsSteveFatone: what's up?
Stayrashin: hey girl! not much..
(insert 2 minutes of silence, because I have just gotten booted)
MsSteveFatone: ah am back yo
That's about the size of it. Every convo we have includes the words "I hate AOL" and "ah am back" about 7000 times.
Just recently, AOL added some new victims to their list: Nikki, who gets booted ALMOST as much as me, Sheri.. She never had the problem until she started talking to me, it's through association I tell ya. It also happens to "the other Ms Steve Fatone" Erin a lot too.
NOTE TO AOL: DIE YOU BASTARDS.
See? I told you it starts to piss you off after awhile.
That's all.. I just need to complain.