Top ten signs you're a teenybopper:
10. You forgot what color your room is painted.
9. You will eat a living thing to get one nsync ticket.
8. You used to like BSB, but when Kevin got married you jumped off the train.
7. You swear off Britney Spears.
6. You've tried to kill Justin so you can have sex with his dead body without any struggling (haha, necrophiliac).
5. You are home schooled now because your mom doesnt want you to be exposed to any more NSYNC.
4. You ACTUALLY DONATED SOMETHING to the JTFoundation.
3. You have taken classes in ebonix.
2. You have been run over by James uncountable times.
And the number one sign that you're a teenybopper is...
You try to look as hot as Lance!
