// Stupidity In Multiple Choice //

These are some of the questions from the new "Backstage Pass" boardgame, and the stupid choices they give you to pick from. These are NOT the answers. The STUPID ANSWERS will be posted on another page, cause they deserve that. *LOL* I might mention that ALOT of Lance's are the most retarded. Seems they know what people wonder 'bout Lansten. Tabz

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~FUZZY~

Question: What is the weirdest thing Justin ever autographed?
Stupid Choice: A toilet seat
Tabz: Imagine that. Who'd bring u a toilet seat? Worse, would they use it afterward? Better still, did they rip it off cause Justin was on it first? OH GOD THE HORRIBLY NASTY VISUALS!!! ::ACK ACK GAG::
Stupid Choice: A French Fry
Tabz: If a kid eats the fry and dies of ink poisoning can u sue Justin for being so stupid? When it shrivels up does it spell JRAT? If it molds can you sell it on Ebay?

Question: What's the nicest thing Justin ever got from a fan?
Stupid Choice: A list of 100 compliments.
Tabz: It read like this. "1. Your hair is nice. 2. Afros are cool. 3. It's just the right size. (lol) 4. That necklace isn't gaudy. 5. I believe you when you say you're just friends." It's Justin's Bible now.
Stupid Choice: A fan named her son after him.
Tabz: This isn't a nice gift, it would instill fear in poor daddy Fro Glow. Two words: Paternity Suit

Question: Justin joined what club in high school?
Stupid Choice: Forensics Club
Tabz: He likes dead things. He wants to take them apart. "I see dead people." Justin is a frankenstein of parts from various guys he wanted to be in high school. No other 15 year old looks like he did.

Question: When on tour, what does Justin miss the most about home?
Stupid Choice: (I swear it's worded this way) A bed that's not on a SPEEDING bus.
Tabz: LMFAO! "Can ya please slow down a little? This bus WILL ROLL!"

Question: What's Justin's fave game of all time?
Stupid Choice: Mousetrap
Tabz: Excellent practice for later in life. "I caught the mouse! But will it like me for who I am? Do I hafta lie and say I let it go?" hehehe

Question: How does Justin like his eggs.
Stupid Choice: Over easy
Tabz: That choice doesn't seem stupid to you? I think it is, but only because that's the obvious answer to another question...'How does Justin like his women?'

Question: Which of these is NOT one of Justin's nicknames
Stupid Choice: Fuzzy
Tabz: Guess what. It is now.

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~Lancelot~

Question: What's Lance's most embarrassing moment?
Stupid Choice: He got too close to the pyro on stage and melted his pants
Tabz: Melted his pants to his pubic hair which was later surgically removed by non nsync fan but very gay doctors.
Stupid Choice: He sneezed while performing and smacked his nose on the microphone.
Tabz::containing riotous laughter at the images:: No comment

Question: Did Lance ever break any bones?
Stupid Choice: Yes he broke his arm falling off the kitchen counter.
Tabz: Drunk, trying to put on makeup using the toaster while Justin hogs the bathroom to pick his fro, and Jace has the living room mirror on the coffee table cuttin coke on it. The dangers of boyband living...on the next episode of Tabby, Brit and Kate.

Question: What does Lance hate about travelling so much?
Stupid Choice: His clothes are always wrinkly when they're packed for so long.
Tabz: "Does anyone have an iron?!? My brand new Kathie Lee is wrinkly!! ::sob::

Question: Lance once needed 12 stitches in his head why?
Stupid Choice: He wiped out and hit it on a ladder.
Tabz: "wiped out" would imply surfing to me. They often put ladders in the ocean? Or is he chicken, preferring instead to surf in the Disney wave pool as they perform routine maintenance. See now you're going WTF? but I just had a visual of that.
Stupid Choice: He sliced it open on the edge of a cymbal.
Tabz: It takes RAW PURE TALENT to play a cymbal with your FACE.

Question: What's Lance's dreamy advice to his fans?
Stupid Choice: Dreamsicles make your troubles go away.
Tabz:...and Twinkies make the world go round. OMG

Question: What is Lance's dogs name?
Stupid Choice: Smog
Tabz: SMOG?!?! OMG! FOFFL! Reserved for dog's with gas problems, see also 'Busta nicknames' or 'Busta did it' Busta tha 'Smog Dog'

Question: What does Lance do in his spare time while touring?
Stupid Choice: Bake cookies in the little oven on the bus.
Tabz: I see...an apron. The apron has flowers. And lace. Looks like grammas kitchen curtain. I smell oatmeal raisin cookies.

Question: What was the nicest thing Lance ever got from a fan?
Stupid Choice: A cookbook, 1001 Ways To Make French Toast
Tabz: I see...an apron. The apron has flowers. And lace. Looks like grammas kitchen curtain. If the french toast sucks, EBAY.

Question: Which of these is NOT one of Lance's nicknames?
Stupid Choice: Lancelot
Tabz: Guess what? It is now.

~Dreads~

Question: What's Chris' most embarrassing moment?
Stupid Choice: He forgot the words to Giddy Up
Tabz: LMFAO "Tried to get ahold of your ass tight...(now im on a roll) but thinkin to myself somethin ain't right (girl im in the wrong hole) OH MAH BAD! WRONG WORDS!"
Stupid Choice: He missed the tour bus and had to get a ride.
Tabz:Hmm, there's a thought. Would Chris hitchhike? Would anyone pick his troll ass up?

Question: What are Chris' 2 dogs named?
Stupid Choice: Max and Trixie
Tabz: After the happy hookers who financed his early years as a lounge singer.
Stupid Choice: Bingo and Freeway
Tabz: There was an old man had a dog and Bingo was his name-o...Who would name a dog freeway? That seems almost cruel. "Hey! Freeway! Go play in the...err..." Aww, the humanity of it all...

Question: What's the one thing almost noone knows about Chris?
Stupid Choice: He was adopted
Tabz: This is definitely retarded. If he WAS adopted, he'd have shouted that news from the rooftops by now. Or his Mom would have. Besides, he's starting to look just like her.

Question: What is the name of Chris' clothing line?
Stupid Choice: Skeeterman
Tabz: AHAHAHAHAHA! Someone tell me why that makes me think of the name Doug Funny? And then tell me who the hell Doug Funny is?!?

Question: What lady in Chris' life has been the most inspiration?
Stupid Choice: Gramma
Tabz: Two words yet again: Funnel Cake

Question: What is NOT one of Chris' nicknames?
Stupid Choice: Dreads
Tabz: WE'VE only been calling him that for THREE YEARS. So we don't count now?

Question: It's a fact that Chris is..
Stupid Choice: The smartest member of *NSYNC
Tabz: If that's the choice then they sort of GAVE that question to the players, now didn't they?

Question: If Chris was a cartoon character, who would he say he'd be?
Stupid Choice: Stimpy
Tabz: I put that in because I'm pissed that it wasn't the right answer. He reminds ME of Stimpy.

~LOOPY~

Question: What did JC say was the funniest Halloween costume he ever had?
Stupid Choice: The Big Boy hamburger guy
Tabz:OH NO! LEAVE BOB ALONE!
Stupid Choice: A chia pet.
Tabz: I'm not touchin it, cause ya'll know who I'm thinking of...

Question: Which of these is NOT one of Jc's nicknames?
Stupid Choice: Loopy
Tabz: Guess what. It is now.

Question: JC has what good advice for his fans?
Stupid Choice: Work hard, and play hard.
Tabz: Play hard, play rough, play abusively. This should've been the right answer. I'm disappointed. So's Kate. She would've guessed that too. So's Brit, she's envisioning a flying glowstick. She thought she knew the answer. So sad.

Question: What's JCs biggest dream?
Stupid Choice: To get married to his dream girl.
Tabz: That's an obvious lie. He apparently likes the girl he's with enough to stay with her for years, but not enough to admit it. I think he's trying to keep his options open in case something better comes along. Sounds like a dreamy guy to me! Just shut up and beat me...Loopy.

Question: Whats the nicest thing JC ever got from a fan?
Stupid Choice: A puppy but he gave it back.
Tabz: That's about as random and mindless as they come. The obvious answer to the question should be....HAMPSTER DANCE!

Question: What is JC scared of?
Stupid Choice: The dark
Tabz: "Lance? Did you have to turn out the lights?" "Yes JC, go to sleep." "Umm, ok but...will you hold my hand?"

Question: How does JC's family describe him?
Stupid Choice: Bossy
Tabz: See also "control freak", "dominatrix", and "S&M"

~POOKY~

Question: Did Joey ever break any bones?
Stupid Choice: Yes, he got tripped by a girl and broke his wrist
Tabz: (Butthead impression) "By a girl..huhhuhhuhhuhhuh"
Stupid Choice: Yes, he caught his finger in someone else's football helmet.
Tabz: Would he have been picking the other guys nose?

Question: What is Joey's last name?
Stupid Choices: Falcone AND Ramone
Tabz: Joe's far too moronic to be of the Falcone family. They'd have all been in prison years ago. Joseph Anthony Ramone? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! These make fun of themselves

Question: Which of these is NOT one of Joey's nicknames?
Stupid Choice: Pooky
Tabz: POOKY!!! Guess what. It is now.