Back in 2001-02, on one of our surveys [here], Tabz's answer to one of the questions was "I, Justin Randall Timberlake, solemnly swear I will never sue you or force you to testify for/against me in a court of law."
On January 16, 2005, our very own Becca was sued by Justin Timberlake! Yes, Mr. Timberlake finally got pissed off enough at one of us to actually sue. That night, minus Tabz and Julie, we had a conference discussing the situation. The following is a transcript of what transpired. We never posted this before because of the possible "legal repercussions," but as Alli once said...it's time.
BexXxPLB: *Hands Alli a frozen burrito and a VHS copy of "Encino Man"* Will this work?
IAmALilPrincess: umm...encino man...make it camp nowhere and we've got a deal
BexXxPLB: Okay...I'll write that down...
IAmALilPrincess: so how the hell is everyone?
M QuirkyGirl: playing a game
BexXxPLB: being sued by Justin Timberlake...but other than that, I'm GREAT!
Lucky02RASHN: lol
NsyncJadedOJC: she's serious.
IAmALilPrincess: wait what?!?
BexXxPLB: Yes, I am.
Lucky02RASHN: are you really?
M QuirkyGirl: wtf
IAmALilPrincess: why??
IheartJennaB: that's the coolest fucking thing EV-ER
M QuirkyGirl: is that why you were freaking out
NsyncJadedOJC: lmao
BexXxPLB: Yes, that is why I was freaking out.
Lucky02RASHN: can I come to the trial?
NsyncJadedOJC: @ lux
Lucky02RASHN: What does he want?
M QuirkyGirl: no fucking
M QuirkyGirl: WWTF
BexXxPLB: *shakes head at Lucky*
M QuirkyGirl: WHY
Lucky02RASHN: SPILL IT DAMNIT!
BexXxPLB: Okay...in a nutshell...
BexXxPLB: In April I went to a webpage and found shirts that said "Mrs. Timberlake"...
Lucky02RASHN: they sell them everywhere
BexXxPLB: They didn't have my size...
BexXxPLB: SO...I went to a custom tshirt page, and designed one...
BexXxPLB: But when I got to checkout THEY didn't have my size either.
BexXxPLB: So I said fuck it, and closed the site and never thought about it again...
IAmALilPrincess: can you scan the supeona and put it on the site?
NsyncJadedOJC: rofl
BexXxPLB: Then today, I get a letter from Mr. Timberasshole's lawyers telling me that I was infringing on his legal rights to his name, false advertising, and all kinds of other shit...
Lucky02RASHN: WTF?!
BexXxPLB: Because what I didn't realize when I designed the shirt is...
Lucky02RASHN: does he KNOW they sell the shirts?
IheartJennaB: and key chainds and buttons...
IAmALilPrincess: i have a shirt that says, "i did justin"
BexXxPLB: The website takes your design and markets it to other people using YOUR username...
Lucky02RASHN: lmao
Lucky02RASHN: he should BUY one
Lucky02RASHN: ...dick
IAmALilPrincess: holy shit i'm going to the trial and wearing the shirt
BexXxPLB: That's the reason that I am probably not in much trouble, Lux...
BexXxPLB: NO ONE bought one.
NsyncJadedOJC: lmao
BexXxPLB: They didn't sell a single tshirt.
Lucky02RASHN: i cannot believe that. I bet $20 it's because of the site. He knows man, he knows.
IAmALilPrincess: the "i did justin" one
Lucky02RASHN: haha
IAmALilPrincess: holy shit..this is crazy
BexXxPLB: Alli, I have a shirt that says "I Do Justin Nightly"
IAmALilPrincess: i only bought it because my ex is named justin
IAmALilPrincess: and well i DID do him
Lucky02RASHN: lol
NsyncJadedOJC: well, the other thing is...she didn't know. and two, what the fuck is all this merchandise with "mrs. timberlake" already on it? i KNOW it ain't official.
Lucky02RASHN: forreal
BexXxPLB: And secondly, is Justin the ONLY fucking Timberlake on earth?
NsyncJadedOJC: Pablo Timberlake.
NsyncJadedOJC: lmao
Lucky02RASHN: nope
BexXxPLB: LMAO!
IAmALilPrincess: marco timberlake
BexXxPLB: How can you OWN your last name????
IAmALilPrincess: imma legally change my last name to timberlake
Lucky02RASHN: you should google some timberlakes and make pals
BexXxPLB: Alli, I was thinking the same damned thing.
Lucky02RASHN: and then say that you were making it for them
IAmALilPrincess: then you can say that i'm your bicoastal lesbian lover
Lucky02RASHN: it helps if they're dying of cancer
BexXxPLB: LMAO LUX
NsyncJadedOJC: lmaoo
Lucky02RASHN: and I can coach you on crying on cue
BexXxPLB: I'm already good at that.
Lucky02RASHN: rock
BexXxPLB: Training baby...training.
Lucky02RASHN: so the trial
IAmALilPrincess: was it a registered letter or like in the regular mail?
BexXxPLB: It was in the regular mail.
Lucky02RASHN: do you think it'd be rude if I gave Chris my number?
BexXxPLB: Lucky...LMAO
BexXxPLB: There's not going to BE a trial...
Lucky02RASHN: awwww
Lucky02RASHN: DAMNIT
NsyncJadedOJC: lmao
Lucky02RASHN: did you all hear that...
BexXxPLB: And if there is, I'm going to ask that I be Martha Stewart's cellmate...
IAmALilPrincess: why no trial?
Lucky02RASHN: it was the sound of my dreams being CRUSHED
NsyncJadedOJC: lol
BexXxPLB: Because honestly? Once they realize that I wasn't in this for capital gain, they're going to forget all about it...
NsyncJadedOJC: not to mention the valid point that pablo timberlake could exsist!
BexXxPLB: They just think that I'm out trying to get rich off Timberfuck's name.
BexXxPLB: <33333333333 Pablo Timberlake!
NsyncJadedOJC: si si!
NsyncJadedOJC: muy caliente!
BexXxPLB: That's pronounced "Teemberlake" by the way...
NsyncJadedOJC: teeeemberlakay.
NsyncJadedOJC: if you really want to get phonetic.
Lucky02RASHN: what a douche
BexXxPLB: ROFLMFAO
IAmALilPrincess: you never know...ashton could jump out of your bushes
NsyncJadedOJC: rofl
BexXxPLB: You think I'm being punk'd?
IAmALilPrincess: who knows...
Lucky02RASHN: possibly
Lucky02RASHN: he is a craft bastard
Lucky02RASHN: fucking a 40 year old will do that to a kid
BexXxPLB: *Dies*
IAmALilPrincess: so true
BexXxPLB: Gotta be careful with that 40 year old pussy...it does strange things to a man...
IAmALilPrincess: i'm checking my bushes right now
IAmALilPrincess: *looks around* WAIT A MINUTE !! I DONT HAVE BUSHES
BexXxPLB: Alli, that's just nasty...
IAmALilPrincess: not THOSE bushes...who's nasty NOW
BexXxPLB: I never claimed to be not nasty...
BexXxPLB: I'm a Chasez, dammit...it's in my blood...
NsyncJadedOJC: yeah, her porn ain't homemade!
BexXxPLB: wait...I better not say that too loud...JC might sue me.
Lucky02RASHN: haha
IAmALilPrincess: so wait...did Justin sign the letter?
BexXxPLB: No...I can't sell it on ebay...
Lucky02RASHN: can I make a shirt that says "Hey Justin, Sue this"
BexXxPLB: I already thought of that.
IAmALilPrincess: cause i mean, think of all the ebay
IAmALilPrincess: you read my mind
BexXxPLB: *wink*
Lucky02RASHN: you should go to the trial wearing a shirt that says "Timberlake sued me"
IAmALilPrincess: we should all make those shirts
BexXxPLB: LMAAAAAAO
IAmALilPrincess: make pants and have it say it across the ass
Lucky02RASHN: YES
BexXxPLB: "I was sued by Justin Timberlake and all I got was this lousy Tshirt"
Lucky02RASHN: i <3 ass pants
Lucky02RASHN: lmao
Lucky02RASHN: I was sued by Justin Timberlake FOR a lousy t-shirt"
BexXxPLB: True dat!
BexXxPLB: I think I'm going to hire Johnny Cochran...
IAmALilPrincess: LOUD NOISES !!
IAmALilPrincess: he has commericials
IAmALilPrincess: i see them
BexXxPLB: "If the shirt don't fit...you must aquit!"
NsyncJadedOJC: lmao
BexXxPLB: And you guys can wear Tshirts that say "FREE BECCA!" on the front...
BexXxPLB: And "Timberlake Timberlake Timberlake..." on the back.
IAmALilPrincess: oh goodness
IAmALilPrincess: i'm a MAVEN with iron on letters
BexXxPLB: And you can come to my hotel and hold signs in the parking lot...and I'll dangle Michaela out the window of my room by her ankle...
Lucky02RASHN: OMFG
IAmALilPrincess: your not jacko
NsyncJadedOJC: lmao
Lucky02RASHN: I'm totally making a free becca shirt
Lucky02RASHN: THINK I'm joking...
NsyncJadedOJC: that's so wrong.
Lucky02RASHN: i'll email you all pictures
NsyncJadedOJC: lol
BexXxPLB: LMAO Lux!
IAmALilPrincess: the five of us can present you with a rock 'n' roll hall of fame away
IAmALilPrincess: *award
IAmALilPrincess: we'll bring tabz to make five
Lucky02RASHN: haha yes
NsyncJadedOJC: lux is making me a pretty skirt. hee!
BexXxPLB: Which of you is Justin?
Lucky02RASHN: but not before Liv & I take pic of Joe and Buddy humping it
IAmALilPrincess: umm...i'll tease my hair into a fro
NsyncJadedOJC: lmao! yes!
Lucky02RASHN: if I can find a shirt for you, yes I am
NsyncJadedOJC: YAY BUDDY!
IAmALilPrincess: pretending like it was a couple years ago
BexXxPLB: Okay, Alli...and then you can reveal my sister's breast on the Superbowl...
NsyncJadedOJC: RIP FRO!
IAmALilPrincess: liv...
IAmALilPrincess: get that nipple pierced
IAmALilPrincess: it's time
NsyncJadedOJC: lolol
BexXxPLB: LMAO
