1. The crack might make JC's hands shake, making it difficult to perform any kind of phsyical work.
2. The helmet would mess up Lance's hair.
3. Justin's hard hat would sit too high, creating an uncomfortable environment for those trying to see around him.
4. If they did the bump and grind on an elevated beam, Joey's ass friction might cause it to capsize.
5. The oodles of young girls surrounding the site would distract the real workers.
6. Lance might break a nail.
7. Joey would have to resort to hitting on homosexual men, decreasing his stamina exorbitantly (no homosexual pun intended).
8. Busta would slide into an attention deprived comatose left alone all day.
9. Justin's bedazzled head scarf might blind someone.
10. JC can't climb a scafholding in leather pants. (Believe me he's tried!)
11. If Chris sang while he worked, the other workers might think there was a woman on the field.
12. NO ONE wants to see Joey without his shirt on.
13. Justin WOULD walk around without a shirt on resulting in a) the chance he might find a mirror and not return to his work; b) possible chances of arousing other workers...taking away form yet again the initial job.
14. When Justin would say "Hey ah don't be knowin' whaddup witchu, but ah be thinking dat dat nail be too loose like mah girl Brit", no one would know what the hell he was saying.
15. Three words: The Village People!
