Dancing Style: Fast and Spastic. Hyper. TWO WORDS. Pop - Locking. Tabz nickname = Dc Spazmaster
Bedroom Style: You will engage in a fast and furious make out session in some public place before adjourning to the privacy of a vehicle. Mad action whenever he can spare his attention from the road, against the door while he simultaneously tries to unlock it, and all the way up the stairs. Forget the clothes, there won't be anything left worth salvaging so you're wearing his home. I'm guessing an hour and a half of the roughest most confusing sex you'll ever engage in, with him throwing you around in more positions that you can remember. The bruising will fade, and there's aspirin for that "headboard hangover".The upside? He won't stop until you're satisfied. STAMINA. Afterwards when you slide into an exhausted coma, he'll fix himself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, jog around the block a few times, and finally pass out beside you. You'll wake up with a smiley thank you note and a dime bag. You'll feel like "The Happy Hooker". No biggie. Don't expect him to remember your name.
What keeps ya coming back?: The exercise and the curiosity to see if his Energizers ever die and/or he ever learns that your name isn't "YA LIKE THAT DONTCHA SLUT?!?" If you stick around that long, props to you. After the first time he called me "slut" or "bitch" I'd black both his eyes and do a Lorena Bobbit. Then I'd call Bobbi and see if I could bring a lil excitement to the "Buzz" at j-14.
