Dancing Style: Not really attentive as far as his moves. Concentrates on "hammin it up" and flirting with the front row hoochies. The biggest talkers and fastest to flirt are usually the most disappointing. That's a fact. Like a man with a "little member" driving a Ferrari. Same concept.
Bedroom Style: I'm reminded of a scene from ' Waiting To Exhale'. You know what I'm talkin about. Forget foreplay, but don't be concerned because Joey's a schedule saver. You can fit him in anyplace, anytime. When he's finished, you can concern yourself with something you can feel. Protect his ego, moan a little. DON'T CALL HIM ' BIG POPPA'. No need to lie. That'd just be mean. Be prepared when he drags you over to his friends to confirm what a 'stud' he is. Do yourself a favor, don't go cheap. Get a great hotel room. Room service is divine, and forgive and forget becomes much easier that way...
What keeps ya coming back?: The hope that Lance isn't that loyal as a friend. If ya stick around that long. props to you. I've never been one to lie to protect ANY man's precious ego. "I'm sorry man, but you're wasting my time. I've had better out of a box, batteries not included."
