Chris: Seriously, I want to be related to you. I'm not joking here. Out of all of you guy's, I think I could relate to you the most. You are a sarcastic fuck, and I love that. I could see myself talking to you for hours on end without getting bored. Please adopt me. No one can hit those high notes quite like you can. It was you who put the group together, you who started it all. Thank you.
JC: You have the singing voice of an angel. Your mother must be one proud woman. Your clothing style is something to be questioned, but other than that, I think you're a-ok. I used to have a crush on you back in the Wipeout days. I never missed an episode. Don't quote me on that, because I'll deny it damnit. Keep on doing whatcha doing, and please fire your wardrobe person. That's a big 10-4.
Lance: you are in a million places at once, you can do it all, from being in a worldwide famous pop group, to running your own businesses, to acting, to wanting to go into space.. I envy you. I don't know how you do it, and do it so well, but you are amazing. I wouldn't be able to handle it. I say, good for you, and I hope everything works out the way you want it to. You've come a long way (and I swear I'm not talking about the Ellen days) You rock, ghetto fabulous.
Joey: I know I'm mean to you, but really, I think we would get along in person. I think you're like me in a way, ditzy, yet smart when you want to be (and I mean that in a good way) I think you have a great singing voice that needs to be showcased more often, and I do think you're good looking, even if I do poke fun at you. It's all in good fun, I swear it :) Keep your brother away from me though, or I may just have to hurt him.
Steve: Hey, I was just talking about you man! See above. Seriously, I'd like to know if you despise me yet. I don't know why you just won't answer my e-mails, it's not like I don't send you interesting stuff. You know you laugh, don't deny it. One day, we're going to meet, and I'm just going to cackle at you. You'll know it's me then. I don't even really think I hate you, you just confuse me. You're odd Steve (and you probably think the same of me) I don't have much more to say to you, other than.. STEVE <3's PORN FOR LIFE! So there.
Wade: Dear lord boy, can you shake those hips. You are an incredible dancer, and not bad on the eyes, I must say. Thanks for making the guys look good. At this time, I'd like to thank Australia (and Wade's mother) for producing such an amazing young man. You rock, what else can I say? (beside's "can I have your phone number"?)
Group: Oh what the hell, you know I love you guys. You each bring something different and wonderful to the group and together you're incredible. Thank you for the music, the laughs, and even the tears (who didn't sniffle when first viewing the God Must've Spent.. video?) I just hope one day I'll be able to shake each of your hands and thank you personally. Until then, this will have to do. J$ loves you, just remember that.
