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Lance In Bed

**NOTE** This story also appears on our sista site, The Jokes on JuJu.

I bet you younger ones never knew that you can tell what a man would be like in bed by the way he dances...it's a fact. Don't ever let anyone tell ya that girls don't talk like guys. I'm 24, been married, and I've got friends. So let me analyze. I'll take all the work out of it for ya cause I'm good like that -- Tabz P.S. I'm NOT a Lance fan. I'm not an ANYBODY fan. I'm an EVERYBODY fan.

Dancing Style: Slow and sexy. Like he knows where he needs to be and he's got all day to get there. He hides behind an innocent face but anyone with sense can see right thru it. "You may hate me but it ain't no lie, baby Lance gets high..."

Bedroom Style: Let the southern gentleman effect work for you. FOREPLAY. Learn it, live it, love it. He's gonna be slow, perverse, and he's probably gonna talk you all the way thru it. I'm bettin that the momma's boy extraordinaire is A : Packin and B : A Closet Pervert. He gets kinky ideas from pornos. Don't mind the quick snack break when he gets the munchies. That hillbilly drawl doesn't sound nearly as stupid when he says, "You ain't had nuthin till ya've had Lance in your pants."

What keeps ya coming back?: You'll never STOP calling him. Need I say more? If you stick around, mad props to you. He has 100 more as addicted as you'll be. Don't believe me? Then why else would Danielle still be following him around?


[ Joey *Nbed]
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