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*NSYNC Jaded Kari



I don't do it often enough, so I'd like to take a moment and thank all the special people in my life for supporting me, liking me for ME, and for making me smile =)

Following in the footsteps of our boys, I'd like to start off by thanking our Father, Jesus Christ for giving me everything that I have and for blessing me with such great friends, family and opportunity. I know that when I only see one set of foot prints, it is then that he carried me.

Lori ~ You are the only person in this world that will be there for me no matter what. You're the only person that I can trust whole heartedly. You know all my secrets, you keep all my secrets and like me for ME. I can't thank you enough. I'm going to miss you more than my talking *N SYNC poster when I move, but I think I'll be able to live withOUT Court TV being on all day. Otis Spunkmeyer, Cocks & Tits, "Food? No, food!", Hairy Balls, Demi, VICTAR!!!!!!!, Putting drink mixers in people's pockets, "At least you're not working doubles!", "AHHHRRR!", Bob's shrunken penis, late night Wal-Mart shopping sprees, "We could find a store...There's a Walgreens...no I don't wanna get robbed!", "I see you peeing!", "Schlong!", my crab legs, Bastard Jammie, Daryl jacking off, Joey Fatone, "Boots!", Shitty's, 8,000 plb blubbers, and Yoga. I love you to death, girl. Don't ever forget that!

Becky ~ Girl, you are HOT like burning on my MF ear! "IIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOVE YYYYOOOUUUUU!", Timberwaffles, "It's tearin' Up My Bunghole", Creamy Chasez, "And we ALL know what the BIG 'X' in Triple xXx stands for don't we?", "Re-read it *snicker*!", "I care!", "FINE! BECAUSE! GO AWAY!", "Hi, *N SYNC? I have a papercut! WIll you kiss it and make it better?", Joey's winking syndrom, LANCE, calling random people and saying random things, "calling" the guys and having them hang up on you, "May I locate you on my America Online Buddy List?" and my leg tasting like soup (Death to the Llama). Your my mommy, my lesbian lover, my Triple X "Can I talk to Bex for a sex?" [Shaft's] #2 hoe and I love ya death! Thanks for being there for me and believing IN me. It means more to me than you'll ever know. 187, girl!

Brooke ~ SAB, Rizzo ~ Ok, cause you know that I love you and your tired ass will always make me laugh. I wish the best for you, Brooke. I miss you alot. EVerytime I accidentally click the flash button on my phone I think of, "I SO knoooow! *click* He- he- hello?" Not to mention, "Flip flops, Kari! Flip flops!", "That's crazy talk, Brooke!", "He said she treated HIM like shit? Riiiiight!", "Hey, Kari! Hey, girlfriend! *hug* Come on, let's dance *bang, bang, bang, bang*!", "*smirk* Homos!", God Must've Spent, Tingles, "That'll be $49.95, please!", "To look like Don King *turns to the right* or to LOOK like Don King *Turns to the left*!", "Let me check my book of 'NOT IN THIS LIFETIME BUDDY! Yep, yep there it is, oh and it's highlighted!", "I don't know what's wrong with me, Kari!", "Bananas!", and Cuppicake. You're a wonderful person, SAB, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for being there for me.

I'd like to thank Leah(for making me laugh during those boring nights at TJ's ~ "Dear Mr. Henshaw: I sold 6 bottles of Vinegar!" Peace out Lower Case G!) Nikki (Thanks for putting up with me while you could!) Frank (Thanks for making me laugh and for sticking with me, Mac the Knife!) Ben (Thanks for "being there" when I needed you, slacker!) Aaron, Lolo, Justin, Doug, John, Steve, Joe, Hillary, Andrea, Amber, Nina, Nikki D., T, St. Fatty, Jimmy, Amanda, David, Todd, Mary, Nug, Jason, Gretchen, my 954 girls, James C., Adam, Randy ~ Thank you for so many great times.

I'd also like to thank...

Hal ~ You Amish whore! You Slingo Slut! You toothless loving hooker! I'm gonna hook you up with, Gummo and make Craig jealous! Thanks for making me laugh so much, Hally Wally, with your "Naughty! Evil! OMG!!!!1111 Gag!" You're a really sweet girl and I wish you the best of luck with the Corn Guy. My star will always be crunker!

Julie ~ J$ (Who made that up? Was it me? hehe) You're so funny and I just wanted to thank you for starting the Crotchless Panty fad..."CROTCHLESS PANTIES!", "DREEEEAAAAAM WEEEEAAAAVVVER!" You better watch your back because Danger might be right behind you, spying on you OR he might be in a jacuzzi, naked, sweat dripping down his chest, muscles flexing, STROKING. You're a cool kid, Jules. Sweet DREAMS! *snicker*

Olivia (OJC! Where does Eminem live? ::does the 'we do dances for everything' dance:: 143!) Mel (Timberpond? Timberoven? Timberweiser? You're a great poet, Mel. Good luck with that! 143!) Alli (Older men rock!) Lucky (BLOND PRIDE!) and Brittany ( for creating this site!) and Tabz (Who I've never met , but I've heard is really awesome, lol) ~ Thanks for being such awesome webmistresses. You guys rock. I think you're all hella funny chicks!

Thanks to Rebecca, Melissa, Sheri (Lou Pearlman, here), Cris, Robin, Ambz, KT, Shawn, Kris, Holly (Fabio and Trace are MINE!) Ben, Rob, and Shawnie for being the coolest online whores ever! 143!

Thanks to *N SYNC for without you, this site would be about BSB and O-town :)

Much love to Danger, Cowboy, Cupcake, Dan, Joe, Straight Laced T and Crew. Thanks for makin' my friends laugh and thanks for taking over my name, too! Good luck :)


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