*N SYNC male call, if you will! Take a gander into the EF personals and find out what kind of woman (or man..or "thing") your *N SYNC boy is REALLY looking for! Oh, and don't forget to check out what kind of man the JADED ladies want, too!
Looking for a companion? Read on and perhaps one of these FINE men will suit your tastes...
CODE: 1.) S W H F P C B PS ISO A CW WCBDAUTMJS
SINLGE, WHITE, HOT, FINE, PHAT, CRUNK, BALD POP STAR -ISO- A CHOCOLATE WOMAN WHO CAN BACK DAT ASS UP TO MY JAMMIN' SONGS! NO LTR! 2.) HMW ISO SFACTE HAIRY MAN WHORE -ISO- SOMETHING FIRM AND CREAMY TO EAT. DEFINITE LTR!
Get your mind out of the gutter: HE'S LOOKING FOR A TWINKIE, PEOPLE :)~ *NGP!* 3.) SWSGWBP ISO A (FSU)
SINGLE WHITE SKINNY GUY WITH BIG PENIS -ISO- ASS(For Self Use) *NGP!* 4.) SW NB NW NB NW NB NW NB NW...AFI...SM ISO FYT WWTTITTNL...
SINGLE WHITE, NO BLACK, NO WHITE, NO BLACK, NO WHITE, NO BLACK, NO WHITE, NO BLACK, NO WHITE...AWW FUCK IT...SINGLE MALE -ISO- FINE YOUNG THANG WHO WANTS TO "TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL" 5.) RMW ISO AGDW WWFJ-14M
RICKY MARTIN WANNABEE -ISO- ANOREXIC, GOLD DIGGING WHORSE WHO WORKS FOR J-14 MAGAZINE! LTR A POSSIBILITY, WITH OPTIONS OF "EASY OUT" CLAUS AND PRE-ARRANGED SEX! 6.) SOEONRATEBRFONRATFEBRNG ISO CP
SHORT, OLD, EXPEREIENCED- OK, NOT REALLY ALL THAT EXPERIENCED, BUT REALLY FUNNY- OK NOT REALLY ALL THAT FUNNY EITHER, BUT REALLY NICE GEISER -ISO- CONSENTUAL PARTNER! LTR! *NGP!* 7.) EJ ISO TGFNWSMW
ELTON JOHN -ISO- THAT GUY FROM *N SYNC WHO STOLE MY WARDROBE! 8.) GELLMMFMICLCLICLCLIHBHBI ISO MK
GREEN EYED LEMONADE LOVING MANLY MAN FROM M-I-CROOKED LETTER-CROOKED LETTER-I-CROOKED LETTER-CROOKED LETTER-I-HUMPBACK-HUMPBACK-I -ISO- MARY KAY 9.) CFFB ISO AL
CAMERA FRIENDLY FATONE BROTHER -ISO- A LIFE 10.) SCFWBD ISO CBWNKWWOASCNJE
SKINNY CRACK FIEND WITH BIG DICK -ISO- CUTE BLOND WOMAN NAMED KARI WHO WORKS ON A SITE CALLED *N SYNC JADED EF! LTR! | 11.) FGSGNI ISO FGSGWSOI
FIVE GIRL SINGING GROUP NAMED INNOSENSE -ISO- FIVE GUY SINGING GROUP WHOLE STOLE OUR INNOCENSE 12.) N ISO ABTGWMBILWLMSO...N ISO ABAGLTCMGFSWDLMTOMT...N ISO AB-WWANA? NYMPHO -ISO- A BRAIN TO GO WITH MY BROODING ITALIAN LOOKS, WAIT, LET ME START OVER...NYMPHO -ISO- A BRAIN AND GOOD LOOKS TO COMPLIMENT MY GREAT FASHION SENSE, WAIT, DAMNIT, LET ME TRY ONE MORE TIME...NYMPHO -ISO- A BRAIN- WAIT, WHAT'S A NYMPHO AGAIN? *NGP!* Interested? Call Mailbox #THEE Phat 1 13.) A ISO T
ALBINO -ISO- TOBY 14.) SWGAETSOB ISO ACBHCSFSWWWDMULHAMMWDHFTEWIAGOOT...N!
SINGLE WHITE "GOOD AT EVERYTHING" TASTEY SLAB OF "BUTTAH" -ISO- A CHEAP BUT HOT "CAN'T SING FOR SHIT" WHORE WHO WILL DRESS ME UP LIKE HER AND MAKE ME WEAR DENIM HATS FROM THE EIGHTIES, WAIT, I ALREADY GOTS ONE OF THOSE...NEVERMIND! 15.) JF ISO OHC
JOEY FATONE -ISO- ORIGINAL HAIR COLOR Would you like to place a personal? E-mail me at KROKPLB@aol.com and I'll place your add! Looking for a companion? Read on and PERHAPS one of these fine ladies are searching for you! 1.) SW(BSB)F, SW(BAB)M, FTS, WITP, AFRGOBF
SINGLE WHITE (BUT SINGS BLACK) FEMALE, SEEKS WHITE (BUT ACTS BLACK) MALE, FOR TORRID SEX, WALKS IN THE PARK, AND FORCED RE-GROWING OF BELOVED FRO. 2.) FHWSF-21 ISO EMSOCPLFWEGODHLSALNRTTJR IMBEJSCOJLB
FIESTY, HARD WORKING SINGLE FEMALE- 21 -ISO- EITHER MISSISSIPPI STALLION OR CROTCHLESS PANTIES LOVIN' FREAK WHO ENJOYS GRIEVING OVER DEAD HORSES, LICKING STAGES, AND LATE NIGHT ROMPS THROUGH THE JUNGLE ROOM. INITIALS MUST BE EITHER JSC OR JLB! 3.) LD ISO FAIDNOTPS
*LUCKY DETROITER -ISO- FRO AND IN DESPERATE NEED OF THRUSTING POP STAR 4.) SWSFF ISO DVMA WBPEPALAA
SINGLE WHITE SEXUALLY FRSUTEREATED FEMALE -ISO- DEEP VOICED MISSIPPI ALBINO WITH BIG PENI- ERR- PAYCHECK AND LITTLE ACTING ABILITY. 5.) CWG ISO UWWWMOTBFAB
CRAZY WHITE GIRL -ISO- UGLY WHITE WANNABEES WHO MOOCH OFF THEIR BEST FRIENDS AND BROTHERS! |