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DISCLAIMER: This article contains profanity and strong sexual content, as do most of my articles. Deal with it or click that handy little "x" in the corner! Thanks! ~ K-®ok

*N SYNC male call, if you will! Take a gander into the EF personals and find out what kind of woman (or man..or "thing") your *N SYNC boy is REALLY looking for! Oh, and don't forget to check out what kind of man the JADED ladies want, too!



Looking for a companion? Read on and perhaps one of these FINE men will suit your tastes...

CODE:
ISO - In Search Of
LTR- Long Term Relationship
SWM- Single White Male
SWF- Single White Female
NGP- No Gender Preferred


1.) S W H F P C B PS ISO A CW WCBDAUTMJS

SINLGE, WHITE, HOT, FINE, PHAT, CRUNK, BALD POP STAR -ISO- A CHOCOLATE WOMAN WHO CAN BACK DAT ASS UP TO MY JAMMIN' SONGS! NO LTR!
Favorite thing: THE MIRROR!
Interested? Call Mailbox #69.


2.) HMW ISO SFACTE

HAIRY MAN WHORE -ISO- SOMETHING FIRM AND CREAMY TO EAT. DEFINITE LTR!

Get your mind out of the gutter: HE'S LOOKING FOR A TWINKIE, PEOPLE :)~ *NGP!*
Interested? Call Mailbox #PHAT 1


3.) SWSGWBP ISO A (FSU)

SINGLE WHITE SKINNY GUY WITH BIG PENIS -ISO- ASS(For Self Use) *NGP!*
Qualified? Call Mailbox #7-8-9


4.) SW NB NW NB NW NB NW NB NW...AFI...SM ISO FYT WWTTITTNL...

SINGLE WHITE, NO BLACK, NO WHITE, NO BLACK, NO WHITE, NO BLACK, NO WHITE, NO BLACK, NO WHITE...AWW FUCK IT...SINGLE MALE -ISO- FINE YOUNG THANG WHO WANTS TO "TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL"
Interested? Call Mailbox #1-1/2


5.) RMW ISO AGDW WWFJ-14M

RICKY MARTIN WANNABEE -ISO- ANOREXIC, GOLD DIGGING WHORSE WHO WORKS FOR J-14 MAGAZINE! LTR A POSSIBILITY, WITH OPTIONS OF "EASY OUT" CLAUS AND PRE-ARRANGED SEX!
Interested? Call Mailbox #833333333333333333D


6.) SOEONRATEBRFONRATFEBRNG ISO CP

SHORT, OLD, EXPEREIENCED- OK, NOT REALLY ALL THAT EXPERIENCED, BUT REALLY FUNNY- OK NOT REALLY ALL THAT FUNNY EITHER, BUT REALLY NICE GEISER -ISO- CONSENTUAL PARTNER! LTR! *NGP!*
Interested? Call Mailbox #29-30


7.) EJ ISO TGFNWSMW

ELTON JOHN -ISO- THAT GUY FROM *N SYNC WHO STOLE MY WARDROBE!
Are you him? Call Mailbox #Be a little more specific, Elton, I think they ALL raided your closet!!!


8.) GELLMMFMICLCLICLCLIHBHBI ISO MK

GREEN EYED LEMONADE LOVING MANLY MAN FROM M-I-CROOKED LETTER-CROOKED LETTER-I-CROOKED LETTER-CROOKED LETTER-I-HUMPBACK-HUMPBACK-I -ISO- MARY KAY
Favorite thing: MAC All Day Conealer
Interested? Call Mailbox #4479


9.) CFFB ISO AL

CAMERA FRIENDLY FATONE BROTHER -ISO- A LIFE
Favorite thing: UM...VIDEO CAMERAS...
Photogenic? Call Mailbox #Phat 1, 2


10.) SCFWBD ISO CBWNKWWOASCNJE

SKINNY CRACK FIEND WITH BIG DICK -ISO- CUTE BLOND WOMAN NAMED KARI WHO WORKS ON A SITE CALLED *N SYNC JADED EF! LTR!
Qualified? Call Mailbox #BACK OFF MY MAN LADIES! I GOT THIS ONE COVERED ~ KARI :) (Ok, not really, but a girl can dream, right?)

11.) FGSGNI ISO FGSGWSOI

FIVE GIRL SINGING GROUP NAMED INNOSENSE -ISO- FIVE GUY SINGING GROUP WHOLE STOLE OUR INNOCENSE
Note: Sorry, O-town, wrong girl group! You're looking for Eden's Crush!!!
Qaulified? Call Mailbox # 0 sense


12.) N ISO ABTGWMBILWLMSO...N ISO ABAGLTCMGFSWDLMTOMT...N ISO AB-WWANA?

NYMPHO -ISO- A BRAIN TO GO WITH MY BROODING ITALIAN LOOKS, WAIT, LET ME START OVER...NYMPHO -ISO- A BRAIN AND GOOD LOOKS TO COMPLIMENT MY GREAT FASHION SENSE, WAIT, DAMNIT, LET ME TRY ONE MORE TIME...NYMPHO -ISO- A BRAIN- WAIT, WHAT'S A NYMPHO AGAIN? *NGP!*

Interested? Call Mailbox #THEE Phat 1


13.) A ISO T

ALBINO -ISO- TOBY
Note: Come back to me, Toby! I miss riding you!
Is your name Toby? Call Mailbox #Been looking for you ever since that accident...


14.) SWGAETSOB ISO ACBHCSFSWWWDMULHAMMWDHFTEWIAGOOT...N!

SINGLE WHITE "GOOD AT EVERYTHING" TASTEY SLAB OF "BUTTAH" -ISO- A CHEAP BUT HOT "CAN'T SING FOR SHIT" WHORE WHO WILL DRESS ME UP LIKE HER AND MAKE ME WEAR DENIM HATS FROM THE EIGHTIES, WAIT, I ALREADY GOTS ONE OF THOSE...NEVERMIND!
Still Interested? Call Mailbox #1 1/2


15.) JF ISO OHC

JOEY FATONE -ISO- ORIGINAL HAIR COLOR
Do you know it? Call Mailbox #I forget


Would you like to place a personal? E-mail me at KROKPLB@aol.com and I'll place your add!

Looking for a companion? Read on and PERHAPS one of these fine ladies are searching for you!


1.) SW(BSB)F, SW(BAB)M, FTS, WITP, AFRGOBF

SINGLE WHITE (BUT SINGS BLACK) FEMALE, SEEKS WHITE (BUT ACTS BLACK) MALE, FOR TORRID SEX, WALKS IN THE PARK, AND FORCED RE-GROWING OF BELOVED FRO.
Qaulified? Call Mailbox #³X


2.) FHWSF-21 ISO EMSOCPLFWEGODHLSALNRTTJR IMBEJSCOJLB

FIESTY, HARD WORKING SINGLE FEMALE- 21 -ISO- EITHER MISSISSIPPI STALLION OR CROTCHLESS PANTIES LOVIN' FREAK WHO ENJOYS GRIEVING OVER DEAD HORSES, LICKING STAGES, AND LATE NIGHT ROMPS THROUGH THE JUNGLE ROOM. INITIALS MUST BE EITHER JSC OR JLB!
Qaulified? Call Mailbox # OJC


3.) LD ISO FAIDNOTPS

*LUCKY DETROITER -ISO- FRO AND IN DESPERATE NEED OF THRUSTING POP STAR
Interested? Call Mailbox #No, Trevor (From O-town) this DOESN'T mean you!


4.) SWSFF ISO DVMA WBPEPALAA

SINGLE WHITE SEXUALLY FRSUTEREATED FEMALE -ISO- DEEP VOICED MISSIPPI ALBINO WITH BIG PENI- ERR- PAYCHECK AND LITTLE ACTING ABILITY.
Qaulified? Call MEL'S house!


5.) CWG ISO UWWWMOTBFAB

CRAZY WHITE GIRL -ISO- UGLY WHITE WANNABEES WHO MOOCH OFF THEIR BEST FRIENDS AND BROTHERS!
Are you Trace or Steve? Call Mailbox #GET YOUR OWN LIFE!


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