Ahem! Excuse me! Could i be let back into the kitchen...for one second?
Hi, kids! Do you like Superman? (YEAH YEAH!) Do you wanna see my one & only fan? (UH HUH!) Wanna copy me and do exactly what I did? Sleep with 500 girls and get messed up worse than my life is? My brain's deadweight. I'm tryin' ta get my head straight, but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate.
Well, since age 3, ah wanted to be on da MMC an' now all da hunnies be lovin me mo' than mah crackhead brotha JC.
I'm about to pass out & crash, smo- er, FALL in the grass, faster than I did on All Access when I thought I'd "sit down" real fast.
Come here, lady.
HI! My name is (cut off by JUSTIN, like always), my name is Lance. And I'm from Mississippi.
Walked on the tour bus, had my pants zipped up, showed the world my "pillows'n'stuff", and turned the music WAAY up.
Ah told her ah'd grow up ta be a famous rapper. Buy a bumpin Benz and name it Britney after her
Hi! My name is (hmmph?), my name is (fhwut?), my name is JOYE! I mean JOEY!!
Stop the tape! Chris needs to be locked away!
All my life my voice was very high.
I lie awake and drive myself crazy, with a plastic-like vest on and tap myself on the head.
Hi! My name is (*sniff*), my name is (*rub*), my name is SHZZAAAAY, goddammitt!
Lou said "Man, Joey, what kinda diet you on?!?"
"Uh, actually...."
"Well, why's all the food gone? Geez, you weigh a ton."
Got ticked off, threw a hackey-sack at that other guy (ah KNOW this...it begins with a "L") an' then laughed my ass off when he fell.
Joey, wait a minute. That's mah ho, dawg!
I don't give a damn. I'm only in this group to get my swerve on!
HI! My name is (BUSTA!), my name is (BUSTA RULES!). Oh. My name is Chris and I'm CRAAZZZYY!!!
Hi! My name is (MONEY), my name is (MONEY), my name is Lou Pearlman
YO! Mah name is (jigga what?), mah name is (jigga who?), mah name is JUSTIN TIMBALAKE, bitch!
Mah fly ass wuz runnin ova pedestrians in Da Benz while all dem girls wuz tryin' ta hold on to da bumpa end.
99% of my life I was the butt of the jokes. At least I'm not a pimp and I have white teeth. (Well, 'cuz I'm from Mississippi...) but also JC doesn't because he smokes!
You know you're at the top when the little girls jump off the stands to try to touch your hands like some screaming Backstreet fans.
This guy had a white cast and he asked for my autograph, so I signed it and said "You have something on your leg. Fine, then, just yell at me!!"
HI! My name is (BUSTA!), my name is (BUSTA RULES!). Oh. My name is Chris and I'm CRAAZZZYY!!!
HI! My name is (cut off by JUSTIN, like always), my name is Lance. And I'm from Mississippi.
YO! Mah name is (jigga what?), mah name is (jigga who?), mah name is JUSTIN TIMBALAKE, bitch!
Get him!
Jerome, where are you?!? I need that stuff TODAY!!
Toby wasn't ready to leave. It's too scary to die.
Oh no.......
TOBY!
Dayum! Now he's gonna go off and cry.
Britney or Christina? I can barely decide.
I just had a bunch of Ritalin. Dare me to drive?
I ain't had a woman in years.
My hair is too scary to style.
Superman's better than the Incredible Hulk.
So WHAT if I use ebonix when I talk?
I'll f#@* anything that walks.
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits.
How you comin' dance beside me, bitch?
You ain't got Brit-nay's tits!
'Till I get Lance steaming mad.
Arrgh! And by the way, I only have 4 fans.
So if you see them, give them a ride to Mississippi...'cuz that's where my home is.
HI! My name is (BUSTA!), my name is (BUSTA RULES!). Oh. My name is Chris and I'm CRAAZZZYY!!!
HI! My name is (MONEY), my name is (MONEY). My name is, Lou Pearlman
Hi! My name is (hmmph?), my name is (fhwut?), my name is JOYE! I mean JOEY!!