Oh my Lord, He's CLEAN!
I'm sure by now we have ALL seen this pic. Yep, it's Chris. People are saying it's not, but it is. How do I know this? Well, it's from the Autumn Leaf Festival in Clarion on October 2. I know 2 people that went there, I almost went myself, and BOTH of them told me.. and I quote "Chris looked SO clean, like he raided JC's closet. No dreads, and a grey turtleneck sweater on!" Both of them told me this BEFORE these pics even got on the internet. So yes girls, it really is Chris.
No more smelly braids! YaY!
Still in disbelief? Here's 2 more..
If ya look down in the left hand corner, you can see "gramma." Ya know, "Hey gramma, want a funnel cake???" (For some reason me and Amy consider that line to be televisions funniest moment ever. I am laughing as I type this.)
No, I don't know what the Justinator and Smelly Drea.. er.. can't call him that anymore, uh-oh. Let's just call him "The New Scuz".. Anyway, I don't know WHY they have Mc Dicks hats on, I really don't.
In my opinion, he now looks like a cross between Jordan Knight, and Caaa--sooon, Carson Daly.
11) He was sick of getting mistaken for Busta (Rhymes and the dog..)
10) Mid-life crisis
9) Drunken stupor
8) He just KNEW he was going to lose the "before 28" bet with JC, so he went ahead and paid his debt early
7) The name "smelly braids"
6) He FINALLY realized that old hair do is not in style, and it never was
6) He was sick of being "The guy with the hair"
5) Shortage of horse hair, thanks to Spears' new extensions
4) Grandma fixed her "knitting accident"
3) The guys needed a mop to clean up the 40 Justin spilled on the bus, and they needed it FAST
2) He looked in the mirror
1) This one is most likely, in my opinion. He was just waiting for a damn reweave and he'll be back to his dirty old self before we even know it! Yep, I'll stick with this one.
