8:00 PM- I finally meet up with Corey, and we all go to our hotel, strategically located halfway between the Molson Amphitheatre and a club.
10:00 PM - What happened here is fuzzy, due to excessive drinking. We faintly recall telling some guy he looked just like Tom Hanks.
Saturday, September 4, 1999
5:00 AM- Wake up, half drunk still, and stumble over to Much Music (Canada's MTV)
5:05 AM- Get taken away to jail for threatening Much Music employees. We KNOW Nsync is supposed to be there damnit!!
5:45 AM- Get bailed out by big brother.
5:46 AM- Head back over to Much Music.
5:47 AM - Back to jail.
10:00 AM- After repeating the Much Music/jail thing 10 times, we decide it isn't fun anymore, and go shopping.
11:30 AM- Head back to the hotel with black mini skirts, one baby blue tube top, one lime green one, hair extensions, Wonderbras, handcuffs, fake tanner and bleach.
1:30 PM- We are ready, and go get T-Shirts made that say "Do Me Joey"
2:00 PM- Back at the hotel, we egg people from the balcony.
2:30 PM- Go to take pictures of the "Lance In My Pocket" book all over the city.
2:35 PM- Corey calls Lance gay.
2:36 PM- I call Justin a ghetto bastard.
2:45 PM- The first fist fight of the day ends. There is no winner. We both stopped for fear of smearing our makeup.
2:46 PM- Decide to go to the venue and stake it out.
4:00 PM- Arrive at the Molson Amphitheatre after stopping at 2 bars, and picking up a case so we can start a tailgate party in the parking lot.
4:01 PM- Realize everyone else there is 10 and drink the case ourselves.
4:30 PM- Put our "Do Me Joey" T-shirts on over our tube tops, and start a fight with 2 twelve year olds about whether or not JC is on crack.
5:30 PM- Convince them he is.
5:31 PM- Get bored and decide to teach everyone there the words to "Transcon Boys"
6:30 PM- Head across the street for more beer.
7:00 PM- Enter concert and head straight to the concession stand for more beer. *Just a little note, at my last NSYNC concert, it was so weird, the beer tent had NO line! I was there a week before to see Poison.. YES.. Poison, and the line was a mile long, NSYNC Concert? No one!... weird..*
7:15 PM- Go to our seats, and have the 11 year olds next to us chant "chug, chug, chug" as we have a drinking contest.
7:16 PM- I win. Corey demands a rematch.
7:17 PM- Corey wins. I demand a rematch.
8:00 PM- After the 14th rematch, we are tied 7-7 and give up on the game. I pass out.
8:30 PM- I wake up as Jordan is walking off stage, jump onto my seat and throw a fit about missing him. Security gives me warning #1.
8:31 PM- Buy more beer.
8:45 PM- I jump on my seat and get the crowd chanting "NSYNC now, or we burn the place down!!!" Over and over.
8:47 PM- Security gives me warning #2.
9:00 PM- We pretend out glowsticks are light sabers and fight with them out of sheer boredom.
9:15 PM- NSYNC starts.
9:45 PM- When Justin stops at the end og GMHS, we rush to the stage. All is quiet, we point to Joey, then our "Do Me Joey" T-shirts. He gives us the "pedophile smile" he does so well, points to himself, points to us, and mouths the word "later."
9:46 PM- We are so happy, to have gotten through to Joey, we do an "I Want You Back" flip. Uncoordinated, I smack my head, and am knocked unconcious.
9:50 PM- I see Chris leaning over to give me mouth to mouth
9:51 PM- I rip his weave off, jump up, and me and Corey run out of there fast as hell screaming "We got it, Scuz wants it, his hair, is certainly fake" as security chases us screaming "Warning #3"
9:53 PM- We are caught and banned indefinitely from the Molson Amphitheatre.
10:30 PM- "We arrive at the Official NSYNC After Concert Party" *No, I do not know if they are really having one, don't write me and ask, if I find out, I'll post it*
11:00 PM- Chris recognizes us. We point at his hat, hold up his weave, and laugh.
11:30 PM- Joey recognizes us. He informs us that he is looking for Busta, and he thinks Busta wandered into a hotel room across the street. Would we go over there with him and see?
11:45 PM- We find out Busta was never really missing.
11:46 PM- We find out why Joey really wanted us to go to the hotel with him.
11:47 PM- We beat Joey, and put him in the handcuffs, explaining we will only let him go if he presents us Lance and Justin.
11:49 PM- Lance and Justin arrive (we let Joey use his cell to call them). They don't know why they are there.
11:50 PM- When Corey isn't looking, I bitch slap Justin in the back of the head.
11:51 PM-Justin looks at me. I point at Lance.
11:52 PM- Justin bitch slaps Lance.
12:30 AM- After teasing Joey with twinkies, we let him go.
12:31 PM- Lance and Justin find out why they are at the hotel.
The rest of the night is once again fuzzy due to excessive alcohol comsumption.
By the way, we are not idiots. We realize this would never happen.
*PSA: DRINKING IS BAD*
