| I, Allison, would like to thank: Mom and Dad: Thanks for getting me my own laptop so that way I can have late night chats with Olivia, write lots of humor, and ruin it with tons of pictures of random people. You guys have been there through a lot and why shouldn't you, you are my parents. You guys are super supportive and I love you for all you have done for me, even though you guys still think I'm too old to like *NSYNC. Janine: My original *NSYNC partner in crime. I love you so much. You know I'll always remember, "go boy go" and other classics like the two of us screaming "bogus" at another only after midnight. The epic was the best thing ever, and you know that I love you more than anything, and if it weren't for you, I wouldn't be where I am in the *NSYNC humor world. Why Dese BoyzZz So Whack? We'll never be too sure. Brittany: Oh my dearest mentor. Without you inspiring me to be somewhat and laugh my ass off at things like, "Allstar" and "Transcon Boys," I doubt that I would be a part of this humor institution. It's been an honour to be able work with you, when we had Malpals. I hope one day that you will come down to Philly and visit me in the ghetto of North Philadelphia. Thank you for just doing what you do best, making people like me a little bit happy and adding laughter to our lives. Livi: Girl, I don't want you to have to kill me, but I do want to read more of the epic, especially since you've written me in. Even though we've had our ups and downs, for some reason things have never been better. Look at me jinxing it. We've written all sorts of funny stuff lately, and we even went on a road trip for Spring Break with Mel. It's all sorts of fun. I'm so super sorry that Detroit didn't work out, but have patience; good things come to those who wait. I'll be that good thing. At least I got to see our boys. Thank you for all of our phone conversations, sometimes I just need to know that we can talk about more than just *NSYNC, and we've proved that time and time again. Mel: My Melody! If I had to say, you're my best friend. We've never met, only talked a few times, but I love you like I'd love my best friend here at school. I'm glad that you're still here with me and more than anything you're my ally when things get tough. There isn't a person I'd rather listen to talk. I'm proud of you for all that you've taken on this year, and you're one of the most wonderful people that I have ever "met." I love you so much girl. Lux: My little Lucky is all grown up, going to college this year. You are crazy and my favorite peacemaker. You are so sweet, and I have the posters and everything that you sent me hanging on my wall. I think of you everytime I come "home" to my dorm room. I'm so proud of you that you're going to college and moving on from everything. Just think, we'll be on the same coastline starting next semester. I wish you all the luck in the world and if you sometimes think that I don't have time for you don't. I barely have time to breath. I love you and good luck. Becca: Oh geez, girl. I don't know where to start with you. We've probably had the rockiest relationship out of everyone, but somehow we manage to make it through everytime. I'm glad that you're here and I wouldn't want you any other way than one of the girls that I get to work with. I have learned so much from you, and you are my smoking partner even though Chris told you to quit. I hope Chris tells me to quit smoking one day, then we can get healthy together. I love you and I know that we don't talk often, but that doesn't mean that I don't love you. | Tabz: Your own business? What do you think you're doing? Being responsible? Geez, this is *NSYNC. I'm just joking with you. In this past year, we have all grown so much, and although you are our "elder" you still manage to allow yourself the time to have fun. I'm so happy for you, and I'm going to try my hardest to get to see you soon. I still owe you a life report of mine, and you better fill me in on all the happenings of your life that I don't already know. I miss you and I can't wait to meet you! Jules: JULIE!! BAM! You never call when you're coming to the Philly area. Worse off, we never met at all. I still love ya. Well, we've drifted quite a bit, but I know that you're doing well. I just have this feeling that if you weren't, you'd kick a lot of ass until you were again. I hope all is going well, and until we talk again, you better know that I love you more than anything and I'm thinking of you constantly. Alli would also like to thank: All of our past editors, Brianne, Nikki Jiggalake, Alex, Mary, Amy Dolla Billz, Missy, Nina (I miss you, I hope you're still all good), and Kari. Johnny, for being cool. Tony Lucca, for letting me grope him in public. Quincy, for not remembering Livi and Lux. BOFF, for calling security on me. The Wizard, for being a horrible movie at 3am. Temple University, for letting me live on campus again. Britney, for countless hours of dancing fun and DVD fun when I'm drunk. Canada, for the legal drinking age being 19. Pennsylvania, for being hell. The FRO, I miss it. Meatloaf, for being both a cool singer and a good home cooked meal. Dale Earnhardt Jr, for being a hot redneck. Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll, for making college fun. To those wacky guys, Brian, AJ, Kevin, Nick, and sexy Howie. SHIT!...memory lapse. To Josh, Justin, Joe, Lance, Chris, Wade, and Steve only on Thursdays, thank you for keeping my occupied and being the reason I'm failing college. I love you guys, and you'll read more in my love to all of you. And finally, all of YOU. The readers. The ones who keep this site one of the most popular. The people who IM me when I'm online researching for a huge paper that I've procrastinated until the last possible second and I snap and bitch at. I thank you for still coming to the site and still Iming the next time. You are why I do this. You are why I love writing humor and even when I want to kill the guys and banish them from the earth, I realize why I started this, and why, over three years later, I'm still doing this. Thank you for making me feel worthwhile and keeping what I refer to as "charity work" fun and exciting. Without you, I'm nothing. And *NSYNC would still have huge egos. Oh wait, they still have egos, except for Chris, which is why his liner notes are cooler than mine.
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