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//Teeny Boppin' Lifestyle//

This here is a parody of Cake's 'Rock and Roll lifestyle'. mmkay?

Well, your Fu Man gear looks cheesy, yet costly.
How much did you pay for your Lanceten marionette?
And how much did you spend on your N Sync tour jacket?
Is it you or your parents in this income tax bracket?

Now tickets to concerts after parties at clubs
Sometimes for hours before N Sync is heard from
And how much did you pay for your Fuman Skeeto t-shirt
That proves you support Chris
That you heard of his clothing first?

How do you afford your teeny bopper lifestyle?
How do you afford your teeny bopper lifestyle?
How do you afford your teeny bopper lifestyle?
Ah, tell me.

How much did you pay for a piece of moldy French toast,
the one ‘HE’ ate from for a radio show a month ago?
And how much will he pay you for spending your money,
For a piece of food he’d never even munched?
And how long will the teenies keep screaming for thrust moves?
As long as Justin is the hot, cute and young one.
And how long will the teenies keep screaming for thrust moves?
As long as Justin is the hot, cute and young one.

Tiger beat magazines and screaming at concerts,
earplugs for your mom and all of your allowance.
Your ears and allowance pay dearly now for youthful magic moments,
But bop on completely with some brand new N Sync components.

How do you afford your teeny bopper lifestyle?
How do you afford your teeny bopper lifestyle?
How do you afford your teeny bopper lifestyle?

Excess ain't rebellion.
You're buying what they’re selling
. Your baby blue shirt doesn't appeal to them.
Your screaming won't convert them.
They're so happy to thrust for it for it.
You'll never really get it.
Yeah, excess ain't rebellion.
You're buying what they're selling
Excess ain't rebellion.
You're buying,
You're buying,
You're buying what they're selling.


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