Justin - Justin be takin dem questions now.
Reporter - *Waving arms wildly* MR. TIMBERLAKE! MR. TIMBERLAKE!
Justin - Justin sayz da first question be frum dat fine hunnie. *Points to the Reporter waving her arms*
Reporter - Mr. Timberlake, why are you referring to yourself in third person?
Justin - Cuz Justin said so.
Reporters exchange confused looks
Joey - *under his breath* He just saw WWF week on MTV and wants to be just like the Rock. *louder* Cause he learned how to keep Britney Spears away!... Opps, something got mixed up. *He then asks Lance for a candy bar and he pulls one out of his "pouch".*
Many reporters scribble down notes.
Reporter - MR. CHAVEZ! MR. CHAVEZ!
JC - It's Shhh-Zay, damnit!
Reporter - Sorry, We've heard many rumors about you and Nikki DeLoach & someone named Bobbi. Can you straighten that out for us?
JC - Uhmm... *Looks down* There goes my beeper on vibrate. Better take that call....
Chris - But JC, you don't have a bee--- Oww...
JC walks towards the bathroom
Chris - Hey, Media people! Have you heard the one about-
Lance cuts him off
Lance - Is there anyone out there from The Redbook?
A tall women raises her hand
Lance - I'm from Mississippi and Oh! I love your magazine so much! Those samples have changed my life! When is your next article on inner beauty coming out?
Justin - *snickering* Dis "boy" be wondering bout inner beauty. When he ain't even got outer beauty! He don't have Justin's ass! Look at dis fine ass! *Justin gets out from behind the Podium and sticks his butt in the air.*
Now dat be one fine ass! *Camera flashes go off from every where including Chris.* Lance don't got dis fine ass! He ain't got an inch of fine ass like Justin!
Lance Walks over to Justin
Lance - What did you say about me?
Justin - You heard me albino!
Lance - I'm from Mississippi and-
Justin - I know you be frm Mississippi and ah be sick of your ugly albino ass saying you be from Hickville all da time..
Chris - *rushes to Justin's side* Yeah!
Joey runs over to Lance and asks for another candy bar. Lance throws the whole "pouch" at him.
Lance - Ghetto wannabe, you know you ARE from the South and you ARE white.
Justin is speechless. JC walks back from the bathroom rubbing his nose and sees Justin and Lance circling each other, Chris rubbing Justin's shoulders and Joey hitting on a reporter.
JC - I leave you alone for five minutes and this is what happens! You guys are going to get it later...
Justin - Shut yo mouth crackhead! Dis be between me and dat albino.
Lance lunges toward Justin
JC - I give up this has been going on for four years! They're on their own.
Reporters start asking JC questions again. JC mutters something about Johnny and walks back to the bathroom.
30 minutes later...
JC is still in the bathroom, Joey went "sight seeing" with a female reporter, Chris is telling jokes to a deaf man and Justin and Lance are sitting in a corner arguing over if Tennessee or Mississippi is better.
...I wonder what would happen if ET got a hold of this, LOL.
Written by - *GG*
