Justin Randall Timberlake
Case Number:436-GiddyUp
Case Description:Determine status of subject's current and future mental health. Preliminary findings determine extra ONE ON ONE time is needed between doctor and patient.
Age/Sex: 19/Male
This combination alone makes subject grossly unstable.
Favorite Color: Baby Blue
This relates strongly to 'head in the clouds' psychology. Baby Blue=Nursery colors=Still attached to umbilical cord.
Nicknames: Curly,
(Note:Hair mention excluded, this is an outright 'Stooge' reference) Bounce,Baby
(Note:Refer to 'umbilical cord' theory)
Other Career Choice: Basketball Player
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Collections: Sneakers and Basketball Gear
Preceding two findings signify strong desire to play with balls and surround oneself with men. No woman will ever be as good as his mother. (Brian Littrell Syndrome) Doctor's intent:Spend one on one time with subject to correct that belief.
Desires Change In: Procrastination and Lack Of Patience
This is significantly contradictory. One cannot procrastinate without being patient enough to await the completion of set task. (Don't Know What The Hell I Want Syndrome) Second option: Procrastination and patience in waiting for Mommy to complete set task. (Spoiled Brat Syndrome)
Greatest Fear: Dying Unloved
The absurdity of this was not by any means a shocking revelation. As a young star, he's doing as required in formulating early excuses for later drug and alcohol abuses, rehab, courts, and counseling. (Doctor's Note: Subject will lay final blame on abnormal overattachment to mother)
Worst Habit: Belching
See AGE/SEX
Favorite Song: 'God Must Have Spent...'
See NICKNAMES:BOUNCE/BABY
Favorite Television Show: Friends
In a 19 year old man signifies Multiple Personality Disorder or Wanna Be Brad Pitt Complex.
Overall Analysis:
Momma's boy with Penis Issues in form of Mercedes Benz obsession. In laymens terms, airheaded enough to believe ghetto slang matches image but intelligent enough to be formulating early excuses for later criminal charges.
Final Determination To Subject:
Keep me on speed dial.
