*The day begins with all 5 guys waking up at 5:30am, getting dressed and loading up into the tour bus. They all sit quietly waiting for the driver to show up.*
Justin : Dayum!! Where be dat foo? He shoulda been up in here by now! I'm sick of waitin for his lazy ass! We all got up in time, why didnt he?!?!
Joey : Chill out man. He will be here soon. He knows we gotta be there. Here, have a doughnut while you wait!
*he hands a box of half eaten powdered doughnuts to Justin.*
Lance : Joey! If you keep eating like that you're going to get fat! You have GOT to watch your figure!
Chris : Too late!! HAHAHAHAHA!! Go me! HAHAHA!!!!!
Joey : HEY, Pops!! SHUT IT!!
JC : All 3 of you shut up! I'm so sick of you all fighting all the time!!!!! There's never a moment of peace in here! Now shut up so I can think about where I'm gonna meet Jero, er, uh, Lou.
*all the guys look at JC and roll their eyes*
Justin : YAH! Yo, shut up so big J can think!
Chris : Does he even have any brain cells in that huge blimp he calls a head? You'd think that after all the crack he wouldn't have any more!! HAHAHA!! Go me!! Woo, I'm on a roll today!! HAHA!
JC : God Chris! Can't you be serious even for a minute?!?! We need to figure out to do! I gotta meet my dru...uh...doctor before we practice, yeah. So be quiet so I can think! OKAY?? And in NOT on crack, I'm just energetic.
*they all look at each other and crack up laughing*
*JC's cell rings and Joey gets hit in the face as JC dives for the table where his cell is*
JC : Hello Jerome...Please say it's you?!?!?!
Lou : No, it's Lou.
JC : Damnit! What do I do now? Ahh! Great!! I can't go much longer without---
Lou : Calm down JC! And who's Jerome?? Nevermind.. this is important so listen up. There's a big problem with rehearsal, you guys gotta learn a new dance move so tell the driver to speed it up, I need you guys here ASAP! Got it?
JC : Yeah, but Lou, the driv---
Lou : NO, no! I know it's early but you have to get a move on. Now step on it! I'll see you guys soon, bye.
JC : Uhh, Lou? Hello?
*click*
*JC puts the phone down and looks at the other four guys*
Lance : What's the matter? What'd Lou say?
JC : He said we have to hurry up cause we have to learn a new dance step before the show tomorrow.
Justin : Oh hell!! What we do now?? We aint even got no driva'!! How we s'posed to get der on time?
Joey : Why don't we just drive the bus?
Chris : What??
Joey : Well, why not? I'm a good driver and we can stop on the way to eat.
*a big smile runs across Joey's face and his eyebrows move up and down*
JC : I'll drive!!!
Chris: No fair!! You get all the solos.. and you get to drive too?
*JC looks at Chris and points to the belt hanging on the wall inside the bus*
Chris: Heheh.. ya know I was only playing Jayce! That's another JOKE.. hehe.. you drive buddy!
*so all the guys agree to let JC drive. Everything is going fine until...*
Joey : Hey, JC, could you stop at that Burger King? I'm hungry.
*silence*
Joey : JC?......JC?...Dude? JC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Justin : Yo! Joey! shut up dawg!! I'm listenin to mah womans song! "Craaaazzeeehhh".. .. can't a brutha get some peace up in dis biznitch?? Wassupwitdat??
Joey : But im hungry and JC won't answer me!
Chris : So what else is new? You're always hungry and we never talk to you anyway!
Lance : Chris leave Joey alone! You're alwyas so mean to him! Just leave him alone! I dont think you want me to come over there and-
*Just then the bus swerves dangerously to the left, causing Chris to fall on top of Justin, Lance smacks his face into the window and Joey hits his head on the lightbulb in the fridge*
ALL : AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! JAYY-CEEEEEEE!!!!!
Justin : Dayum chris! Get off me yo! I talked to you about these personal boundaries before!
Lance : OHH! My nose!!! My precious nose!
Joey : AHH! My head! I burned my head!!
Chris : Oooo...Justin!! *smiling*
*Justin throws Chris off of him and runs to the front of the bus only to find JC asleep at the wheel*
Justin : JC!! Wake yo ass up man! You almost killed us! DAYUMMM!!!!!
JC : Huh? What? What happened?
*Justin makes JC pull over and then slapps him in the back of the head*
JC : Ouch! Sorry guys I guess I'm more tired than I thought. I really need some stuff, uh, sleep. Are you guys okay?
Lance : No! My nose! I think you broke my mose you moron!
Justin : Shut up foo, dats nothin, mah hair is all messed up! Now I gottsta fix it, AGAIN!!
Joey : And you made me burn my head on the light! But at least it matches my hair now..
Chris : Well, who's gonna drive now?
Justin : Not me, ah gotta fix mah hair, what if some suppafly hunny saw it all wack, naw, ah gotta fix if now.
Joey : Hey, I'll drive.
*so, Joey gets in the driver seat and takes off. JC goes in the back to catch some much needed Z's. Lance and Justin are fighting over who gets the bathroom mirror, and Chris plays his Play Station. Everything is great and they are actually making good time, until the bus jerks dangerously to the left, again. JC goes flying off his bed and lands on top of chris' Play Station. Justin and Lance are both knocked into the bath tub and the bathroom door is slammed shut and locks.*
All : AHH!! JOOOEEYYYYY!!!!!!
Chris : NOOOO!! My play station!! You broke it!!!
Lance : AHH!! My elbow!
Justin : SHIIITTT!! Mah ass! Mah beautiful ass!!!
JC : Uuhhh!!
Joey : Weeee!! Woo-hoo!!
*suddenly the bus comes to a stop and all is quiet in the bus*
Joey : Ooops, hey, is everyone okay back there? You guys still alive?
*Jc stands up, realizing that he has hurt his ribs. Lance and Justin begin yelling for help out of the bathroom and Chris begins to cry over his loss. *
JC : OWWW!! God, my..uh..my...ribs...ouch...can't breath. Joey what happened?!?
Joey: That girl! She waved at me so I swerved to see her better...
JC: You retard!! She's a crossing guard!! That's why she---
Lance : HELLP!! JUSTIN IS TAKIN HIS PANTS OFF!!!
Justin : Well ah gotta see if any damage was done to mah butt. This is what keeps us in the spotlight ya know?
*Chris runs to the bathroom door yelling "Let me in! Let me in! I wanna see!"*
*All the guys are finally reunited outside of the bus. JC is holding his chest and mumbling about how their through unless he gets better and can sing. Lance is holding his nose and rubbing his elbow. Justin is applying hair gel to his curly locks and rubbing his bum. Chris is holding what's left of his Play Station to his chest and weeping. Joey is on the ground picking up his teeth and patches of hair that were violently torn out by the other guys. They decide that it woul be best to take a cab the rest of the way. An hour later they arrive at the studio and find Lou*
Lou : What the... what happened to you guys? You get mobbed outside?
Justin : Go ahead JC, Joey, ya wanna tell the man what happened to mah monney maker??
*Lou walks around the guys examining them all closely*
Lou : Well, this is just great! Now what do I do with you?!? You are finished! People come to see Justin shake his butt, but now what? And JC, they all wanna hear you sing, how do you think you're going to belt out those notes with cracked ribs?? And Chris! What happened to you! You're normal now, where's the crazy Chris everyone loves? You look as if you lost your gramma or something. Joey! Joey, your wild red hair is gone! And the girls love your smile, but you have no teeth left now. And Lance...
*silence*
Lou : ....Well, Lance, no one really cares about you... But, guys, what do I do with you now? You are absolutely no use to me now! Who's gonna pay to see your sorry asses??? Huh?? Can you PLEASE tell me that? Great! My career is over! Finished!! WHAT DO I DO NOW!!???!
*And that, is why NSYNC is no longer with Transcon. No matter WHAT the media says*
Written By: Jess
