Ramone - Where are those guys, they were supposed to be here an hour ago. I should have learned my lesson with the Backstreet Boys.
(Just then *NSYNC comes stumbling over towards the mirror)
Ramone - Where have you been, I've been waiting, you don't keep ME waiting. Hey, you, stop looking at yourself in that mirror!!!
(Ramone points over to Justin and he freezes in his place. The five guys look at each other and then turn towards Ramone)
Joey - Well I had a hottie with me, and she was all like, 'you want my number? you don't even know my name.' So I had to get her out of my room before I came here.
Chris - I was with some real cute girl all night too, that's why I'm late. She couldn't get her hands off me.
(JC, Joey, Lance and Justin look at each other and then look at Chris and laugh)
Chris - OK, OK, I fell asleep while using Playstation.
Justin - Hey, to look dis good, it takes a while. Dat's why ah'm late.
Lance - I was on the phone I called this new gay 900 number it was so..........
(Lance looks at everyone around him)
Lance - WEIRD 'cuz I meant to call my mom and I accidentally dialed that.. isn't that weird you guys???........hahaha.. haha.. er.. haha.
(Lance bows his head in depression, they all turn away from him)
JC - I guess I over slept......ya know how it is........Jerome and I were up all night and he had some gre............. forget it I over slept, that's it.
Ramone - OMG, I can't believe I have sunk so low. OK OK Why don't you guys show me the dance for I Want You Back.
Justin - OK Everyone follow my lead.
JC - Why should we, we always do, why not me?
Justin - 'Cause I'm way more adorable den you and plus you're too high all the time! I thought we understood this, do ya want me to git Lance ta explain this to you again? Dayum Jay- Cee!
JC - No!! Please don't! I'll follow you.
(*NSYNC starts to perform their I Want You Back dance)
Justin (stopping) - Ah can't do dis, I keep getting pinched in the butt, and though I'm used to it, I don't think it's ok right now.
JC - I keep getting smacked in the face by smelly braids and you don't hear me complaining. We never stop for me, but of course you're Justin, and you have to get your way and you still screw up everything!
Joey - No just Christina and Britney........hahaha!
Lance - OMG stop thinking with your dick.
Joey - Why don't ya get one?
Chris - Stop! We need to dance....NOW!
Ramone - OK I'll go on what I've seen from video tapes.....that way we move this already long day along quicker. The ending needs to be changed on I Want You Back. Instead of turning your back on the audience, you can do a little spin, cross over thing and end pointing towards the audience.
Joey - But it works fine the way it is, when we say the word "back" we turn around and show are backs......get it?
Ramone - Yes that's all well and good for simple minded folk like yourself but why not be more mature.
(Ramone starts to do the spin with a cross over step)
Chris - I can do that, it looks easy.
Joey - Well I guess we can do that instead. What do you guys think?
(He turns and looks at Lance, JC and Justin)
JC - I'll do that. Can I still rock my head back and forth?
Ramone - Yea, something can be arranged.
Justin - YEA YEA I guess so, I mean ah can do it, but the girls all wanna see mah butt and who could blame them ah mean, look at dis ass!
(Justin turns around and points at his butt. He then turns and starts to spin around and around in front of the mirror, trying to look at it)
Ramone - You are not a dog chasing his tail, stop that! NOW!
(Justin stops and they all look at Lance do give an answer)
Lance - Sure I can do it, easy, I love to dance.
JC - Yea too bad ya can't!
(The others start to laugh)
Chris -You can't dance and you look stupid trying......it's not cute any more.
Lance - Once again Chris, that wasn't funny at all, no one laughed.
Chris - Well I'm still right, I'm still crazy, and you are still gay.
(A tear comes down Lance's face and he runs away and out of the room)
JC - Chris, see you always ruin everything, you and Justin! I'll go get him.
(JC heads off)
Ramone - JC! That's the way to the bathroom, Lance went the other way.
JC - Oh OK. Sorry!
(JC doesn't turn and he runs into the bathroom)
Ramone - That's it I quit, I can't handle this any more.
Justin - Come on yo, it ain't that bad. Try livin' wit it.
Ramone - OK OK I get paid a lot of money to make you guys jump around and make fools of yourselves. Though it's hilarious I think I'm losing my hair from stress.
Joey - Yea, you do have a thinning hair thing going on there.
(Ramone walks away mumbling about a waste of a good life time)
Justin - Hey if ah don't have to be here, I'm out!
Joey - Wait, what happened here?
Chris - God, you aren't very quick are ya?
(Justin's cellular phone rings and he answer's it. He turns and leaves while still on the phone)
Chris - So what are we supposed to do, I cleared my schedule for this.
Joey - Yea like you had any real plans anyways. 10 AM, Playstaion. Noon, Play with Busta. 2 PM, Playstation.
Chris - Oh, Shut up.
(Just then a young woman walks up to the two men)
Young Woman - Hi, Joey I need to talk to you. I wouldn't have come but I'm so desperate and you did say that you loved me and you'd do anything for me. I need your help. I'm pregnant and I have no place to go.
Joey - I'd love to help ya, but who are you?
Chris - OMG, that's Janice or something like that, it was four months ago I think.
Joey - Oh Yea, OK. I'd love to help ya but do you have any idea how many things of child support I have to pay, I could only buy my parents one car this year. I have so many children already, I don't need another.
(The young woman smacks Joey clear across the face and rushes away crying)
Chris - You jerk, you're so mean and cold hearted.
Joey - (confused) - What??? What'd I do???
Chris walks away shaking his head, and his braids repeatedly hit him in the face. Joey is left standing there. He turns and then is amused for the next two hours as he sticks his tongue out at himself in the mirror.
THE END ~Brianne
