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Brianne: Ok, boys.. we did some digging, and "ya'll gots some explainin' ta do" *she looks at Justin and gives him a thumbs up, after all, he taught her that line*
JC: *sniff* What do you mean explainin? About what?
Brit: Don't pull your crap with me Shh-Zay.. you give your fans that "Single and Ready to Mingle" bull, when you know you wouldn't be caught dead with some skanky chick holding a glowstick with your face on her shirt!
Lance: Don't blame me. I'm from Mississippi.. I don't do things like that.
Brianne: Oh, reeeeeallly Lansten! Let me guess, you like "sweet, innocent girls.. the quiet type"
Lance: Yup. I'm from Mis..
Brit, Brianne, JC, Joey, Chris, and Justin: sissippi!!!!
Brit: Damnit Lance, WE KNOW. Can ya PLEASE cut that already..
Brianne: And anway, Mr. Sweet and Innocent.. explain THIS!!!
*Brianne runs up to Lance and shoves this in his face*
Justin: DAYUM!!!! Lance? Dat be Lance?? What da hell.. he be gittin his groove on!
Lance: You didn't show my mom did you??? Oh no! Oh no! THEY WERE FROM MISSISSIPPI!!!!
Brit: Lance, we love you.. really we do. But, please stop being so weird for one second and just admit you like whores.
Lance: They were NICE. We talked about horses..
Brianne: Ride it, ride it, ride it.. HAHAHA.. that was pretty funny! Ya know what Lance, just leave.. you make me naseuous.
*Lance puts his head down, sniffles, and shuffles out of the room*
Brit: Aww... you made him cry!
Brianne, Brit, Joey, Chris, Justin, and JC: HAHAHAAHHA
Joey: Hey! Ladies!!! *pedophile smile* My turn now! Show me some pictures of me with fly women!!! PLEASE!!!
Brianne: Shut your mouth fatass.. no one asked you. Ya know what, why don't you just leave too...
Joey: But don't you have any pictures of me with fine ladies you want to show me? Or.. if you want to.. me and you can go take some!!!
*Brianne finally gets to shove that high heel up Joey's ass, as he flies out of the room*
Chris: I guess I can go too, I don't get caught.. I'm good at covering up MY gir.. I mean.. I don't have a girlfriend.. *he starts inching out of the room*
Brittany: Not so fast Scuz!! Get your dirty ass back here..
Chris: DAMNIT!!!
*JC Laughs*
Brianne: I wouldn't laugh crackhead.. this concerns YOU too.
JC: What do you mean? I "respect everybody!"
Brittany: Only if they wear miniskirts, right?
JC: N-n-...NO! Shut up! Stop it! Johhnnnnnny!!!
Brittany: Hey Old Dirty Bastard.. come here and have a looksie!
*Chris walks over to me*
* I kick him in the shin for fun and show him my picture*
Brit: JC, your bitch looks like a freaking bag lady!
JC: *sniff, rub nose* Whatever, that is NOT my girlfriend. I'm single. You just took a picture of 2 girls, that is NOT proof.
Chris: Yeah! He's right.. good one JC! They are NOT our girlfriends!
Brianne: Give it up troll! You are 27, ugly as sin, and annoying, you should be bragging you have a girlfriend, not denying it!!
Chris: She DOES have a point JC, maybe we should...
JC: CHRIS!! I am warning you. SHUT YOUR MOUTH. That is NOT my girlfriend. You can say what you want.
Chris: Ok, I have a grilfriend! Na na na na! Somebody loves me!! Oh yeah! I'm Crazy!
* I kick Chris in the shin again, then in the face, then stomp on his head until he passes out. Violent much?*
Brit: 3 down, 2 to go.. so JC, you swear you don't have a girlfriend? You would lie to your fans?
JC: *pointing down at Chris* You guys call yourselves FANS?
Brianne: Yeah! We are HUGE fans.. whatever, don't change the subject! Explain THIS!!!
Justin: Haha! These hunnies got yo ass in check now! Deny dat, Jay-Cizee!!
Brit: Hey ghetto boy blue, shut it! YOU are next!
JC: Sorry ladies, that once again is not proof, she was just a fan standing by me.. I don't even know her.
Brianne: Then WHY are you holding her HAND!!??!!?
*JC keeps screaming, his face turns brigter and brighter, and his head explodes.*
Justin: Dat was wack.
Brit: Ok now, what about you Justin? You single too? Or, are you dating Britney Spears? Spill it..
Justin: Ah ain't seen dat ho since she was on tour wit us. We don't chill like dat.
Brianne: Shut your ghetto mouth! Where were you on July 24, 1999?
Justin: Ah was in Boston, ah had a stadium ta fill, and hunnies to please wit dis ass! Were wuz you?
Brianne: As a matter of fact ass, I was also in Boston, and I got a souvenier..
Justin: Now dat's wack. You all up in mah personal buz-i-ness? Taken pitchas of me and mah hoe!
Brit: Hey jackass, I thought "Ya'll ain't seen dat ho since tour?" Nice try, "check dis homeslice,"
1) Joey may be "World's Biggest Whore" for the year of 1999. But, he is good as his job. We all see it happen, BUT, we NEVER see pictures.
2) Contrary to popular belief, Lance IS able to "get his swerve on."
3)JC may lie to his fans and say he doesn't have a girlfriend, but, he has a good reason. He only does it to make it easier to pick up other girls. (duh)
4) Justin is an ass. Why must he deny this Britney Spears thing. Note to Justin: Nobody really gives a rats ass that you are seeing this ho.
5)Somebody on this planet finds Chris attractive. (Other than Busta)
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