By: Chris Rock
Performed By: NSYNC
Good evening Class of 1999
I have
one piece of advice for you.
No
matter what Lou tells you,
There is hella sex on the NSYNC bus.
Oh, there's whores on the NSYNC
bus,
And they dont want love.
They
want sex on the NSYNC bus.
Dont go to hotel rooms with Joey.
Sure it feels safe inside, but what about
all those other whores waitin outside for
their turn.
They know you aint got no "protection."
If Justin
says he's twenty and he had that bod at sixteen,
Hes
twelve.
If Chris tells you hes twenty-seven and
looks twenty-seven,
Hes damn near 40.
Take off that silly ass Fubu shirt.
Joey couldn't have
possible impregnated all those girls.
Steve did
some of that shit.
Young Justin if you go
to a hotel suite with your younger girl.
Keep it hush.
Why spend the next twenty years in
jail for statutory rape.
Pelvic thrusts, aint nothin wrong wit that!
No matter what you think
of what I'm saying remember this one thing.
Theres
hella sex on the NSYNC bus.
Uhh
Hella sex on the NSYNC bus.
Hella sex on the NSYNC bus.
Hella sex on the NSYNC bus.
Hella sex on the NSYNC bus.
Hella sex on the NSYNC bus.
Hella sex on the NSYNC bus.
Absolutely positively hella sex on the NSYNC bus.
Absolutely positively hella sex on the NSYNC bus.
If a famous person always mentions Mississippi
He hasn't been famous for that long
A real famous person is too "cool"
To remember their roots.
If a guy has a flame tattoo
He's not afraid of needles.
If a guy has
a heroin addiction.
He's not afraid of needles.
Heres a horoscope for everyone
Justin you're gonna die
JC you're gonna die
Chris you're so old, you already died twice
Lance you're gonna die
Joey you're gonna die fu*kin'
No one wears tube tops cause they're comfortable.
If you been dating a man for four
months
And he refuses to admit you to
his fans
You ARE his girlfriend
Some of the things I've said may not
apply to you.
Some of the things I
have said may offened you
No matter who you are you must
remember this one thing:
No matter what Lou says
There is hella sex on the NSYNC bus.
LOTS!
