2. Email them throwing a fit because there are no Tom Hanks pictures.
3. Everytime you go to a site that has a mailing list, sign one of the email departments up to it.
4. Write them and tell them you are filing a lawsuit because you have the * symbol copyrighted. Be sure to use the * a lot in the email, and put a © after it EVERYTIME.
5. Send them a formal letter applying for the job of "NSYNC Bodyguard." Say you have enclosed your picture, and attach a picture of Lonnie.
6. Write them 30 emails in a row that say "Take Me Off Your List Please" Make sure to put Re: in the subject line, so it looks like you are replying to something they sent you.
7. Tell them you are confused, you can't seem to find the Backstreet Boys tour schedule anywhere.
8. Write them using the NSYNC background as your email background, and then ask them if they can send you a copy of that pic because you want one.
9. Beg them to make the website scratch and sniff.
10. Write letters to Lance about his cross dressing, and sign them from JC Chasez, but send them to the problems depratment.
1. Write and ask why the logo is a dead bug.
2. Write Ryan@fumanskeeto.com and make your email consist only of the words Ryan O'Brian over and over. At the very bottom write, "Hey, that rhymes."
3. Ask them when the lingerie comes out.
4. Tell them your password won't work, and you can't see any of the clothes.
5. Send in your own designs.
6. Write and explain that you have a dilemma. You want to use this banner:
But, you are alien. Ask for some advice.
7. Write the legal department a letter (in English) and explain to them that you think you may have infringed a copyright, but you aren't sure because you don't speak english so you can't read the "Legal" page.
8. Complain that they don't tell you what the prize for the "Mission" is.
9. Tell them the truth, the clothes really suck.
10. Write them and tell them you have stolen pictures off their site, and you will kill the pictures unless they give you one million dollars, or Busta.
1. Write and go into a big spiel about what racists they are because the site is done in black and white, and people come in all colors.
2. Sign up for the E-list 50 times as James Lance Bass, Lance Bass, Lansten, Sir Lance-A-Lot etc.
3. Ask if they need a "real" mascot. Explain in great detail why your horse can do the job well
4. Re-write the bios of the Artists, and send them to the site. Let them know how much more interesting yours are and why they should post them.
5. Ask if the horse has a name. Then say "It's Toby isn't it. I bet it's Toby."
6. Tell them you are having trouble finding the Free Milkshake coupons.
7. Ask where Lance is locked away at, and why it's taking them so long to find him. Act worried, tell them you check the site everyday hoping to see it say "He's Free".. but it never does.
8. Send them your "demo" tape.. make it a single of Shania Twains.
9. Write and tell Justin how "crunk" you think it is that he has his own company now. Use the word "crunk" over 75 times.
10. Write them every single day with the subject being the date. Inside the email, write your diary. Don't explain why you are doing this, just send them your diary.
