Dancing Style: A man who takes pride in his work. Accuracy, precision, timing. Like any job...
Bedroom Style: The mood, the music, the lighting. Candles, satin sheets. Set up like a man on a mission. Have a seat and relax while he adjusts the dimmer that just isn't "quite right". As he removes your clothes, your getting impatient while he folds them. During, don't mind the counting as he keeps his rythym. Don't pay attention when he stops and says, "Wait that wasn't right, lemme try this." And last but not least, "This is gonna hurt for a minute, but hey, NO PAIN NO GAIN." Pay attention to detail because you'll have an employee evaluation form to fill out just before he asks for a bonus and/or a raise.
What keeps ya coming back?: If you aren't satisfied, he's had a typical "bad day at work" and he'll try hard to improve. If ya stick around that long, mad props to you. I'd have shoved a candle up his ass as soon as he started folding my clothes...
