Now come on, that's funny enough already, right? Not really.. see, when I write Stever email, I do it right. Not, "OMG... Steve you are soooooo HOTTTTT. I love you!! I love NSYNC!! Omg!! Omg!!!"
My mail goes something like this...
Note 1: There is lots of profanity on this page, mainly because the one IM conversation I sent him was between Amy and me, and we have gutter mouths.
Note 2: To clear up all the email people are going to write me, YES, this is true. All of this mail was REALLY sent to the Stever, and this is exactly what they said. I am NOT making this up for the site.
Note 3: NO, you cannot have his email address.
Subject: Wanna fuck?
Date: 10/24/99 12:28:22 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: Ms Steve Fatone
To: ILoveVideoTaping@cameraman.com
hey Stever. what's up? Me and mah girl are going to be looking for you and Joey in Vegas this November. I think you should give me some info on where we can find ya'll and get our swerve on. Feel free to bring the camera.. if ya know what im sayin. We'll be easy to spot, we'll be there 11/27/99 wearing "Do Me Stever" and "Do Me Joey" t-shirts, so look for us. By the way, we're legal.
peace, thrusts, and homemade porn..
Brit
Now that's the way to email the Stever right? I wonder what he thought.. he never wrote back, of course. But wait!! It get's better.
stever, ya know, I spend about 2 hours everyday trying to convince people you aren't a skeezer, even though I know you are... I stick up for you anyway. (I just want to find out firsthand) The least you can do is take 2 minutes away from filming your pornos and write me back. Is that how you're supposed to treat your fans??? If you don't, I'm going to show everyone that porno WE made. What's that??? We never made a porno??? Well babe, a girl can do a lot with technology these days...
your future sex slave, brit
Heheh.. that one was my favorite.. until the one that's coming up soon.. you'll see it in a bit. By the way, NO, he never wrote back...
Subject: me again, ill stop bothering you, but you might wanna see this....
Date: 11/1/99 4:37:59 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: Ms Steve Fatone
To: ILoveVideoTaping@cameraman.com
Ok, I'll stop bothering you.. for real.. I was only playing around those other times, but someone sent me this.. I thought it was funny, you might not though. It's your "book".... (it has a "sneak peak" of the book cover at the end).. um.. enjoy I guess... they sent me ones for all the guys.. but I only sent you yours...
Chapter 1: Being The "Other" Fatone
Chapter 2: You Say Groupie, I Say Professional Road Filmographer
Chapter 3: So I'm Not Really Famous, The Girls Don't Mind
Chapter 4: The Camera Sees All
Here are some excerpts from Steve's book.
Page 37; Paragraph 6;
"...he said ok. From that day on I had my own bunk, it was wonderful. They tease me sometimes, and that hurts. Say things like "Oh Steve, where were YOU sitting at the VMA's? I forget..." They know damn well I was in the nosebleed section, while they had VIP seats. I have feelings too, they just don't think about..."
Page 96; Paragraph 14;
"...I couldn't believe it, the girl wanted ME. Not Lance, not Joey.. ME!! When she agreed to let me tape it was the happiest moment of my life, it quickly became a hobby of mine. Me, a girl, the CAMERA. I love the CAMERA. I carry it's picture in my back pocket when it's not with me.. so it's always close by..."
"Through The Lens: It's Not Easy Being A Groupie" hits bookstores as soon as Steve puts the damn camera down for more than five minutes straight. But, here is a special sneak preview of the books cover. Enjoy.
Ms Steve Fatone: hey stever you sexy thing
ILoveVideoTaping: hello
Ms Steve Fatone: why don't you ever write me back?
Ms Steve Fatone: im only screwing with you.. im normal.. i was just trying to get a reaction with the porn thing
ILoveVideoTaping: It didn't work
Ms Steve Fatone: why?
Ms Steve Fatone: oh well... anyway, whats up?
IloveVideoTaping: Nothing really
Ms Steve Fatone: i gotta ask you something...
ILoveVideoTaping: ok
Ms Steve Fatone: do you really videotape yourself having sex and make lots of porn? i heard you plan on selling it when the gig is up.. (thats a joke, laugh now)
ILoveVideoTaping: ha i laughed. do you have a picture
Ms Steve Fatone: yeah.. let me send it
IloveVideoTaping: good i want to see my "wife"
Ms Steve Fatone: the screen names a joke too stever.. damn, laugh a little.. sent
ILoveVideoTaping: Have we meet before *Just so ya'll know, I didn't typo that. He's an idiot like Joey. Have we meet before? Not "met" ASS.*
ILoveVidepTaping: Why do you call me stever?
Ms Steve Fatone: yeah.. we've met.. i call you stever cause i want to...
ILoveVideoTaping: i thought so. you're going to vegas?
OK, here is the pic I sent him.. LMAO!!!! Anyway. Yes, I made it myself. Yes, I know it looks incredibly fake. I sent it to him to see if he'd say anything about it, he didn't. Funny thing is, a friend of mine sent him a fake picture of her with Lance at the same time.. lmao! He's just a big retard... maybe it runs in the family? But that was the whole interesting IM convo.
*Note: The pic is actually extremely clear, but Angelfire hates me. You can bring in pics two ways, one they are clear one they are fuzzy. It won't let me get it in the clear way. I'll keep trying if ya'll wanna check back here*
Ok, I think this one takes the funnel cake, it's hilarious. Seriously. Keep in mind everything with *** around it, and in small writing like this was not actually in the IM conversation, it was added in when I sent this to the Stever. Here is exactly how I sent it to him in the email though, I am awful... on a side note, I feel bad for sending this to him. And I checked the status, YES, he has read it.. he didn't delete it. (He reads them all, just doesn't write back. NEVER.)
Subject: for you.
Date: 11/6/99 6:15:07 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: Ms Steve Fatone
To: ILoveVideoTaping@cameraman.com
Hey stever.. you never told me if that nickname bothers you.. Anyway, for some reason when I get bored I feel the need to write you, I don't know why, seeing as you think I'm crazy. Oh well, me and my friend had an interesting conversation tonight, and I figured I'd send it to you for 3 reasons:
1) because it's about you somewhat
2) it's funny as hell.
3) basically, because i want to.. i will get a reaction, someday.
Enjoy. (By the way, her name is Amy, she's 23.. the one going to Vegas with me... and she said to tell you she swallows.) .. You really hate me don't you? No need to answer that, you never write back anyway...
Ms Steve Fatone: i just sent you another pic..
Stayra: OMG.. that kid is so damn cute!
Stayra: at least we know that there will be a lot of videos of him growing up. hehehe
Ms Steve Fatone: i know .. isnt he? i just sent you another one.. stever with HAIR
Stayra: holy fuck..he looks so HOT
Ms Steve Fatone: the one with hair is recent, so he has the hair now i guess .. damn, he looks really hot, eh?
Stayra: omg....i can't believe that steve looks that hot...what the fuck! why are they all turning hot on us...lol
Ms Steve Fatone: wanna see more of him with hair?
Ms Steve Fatone: yep, you do
Stayra: omg..hehee....
Stayra: its all about the hair i guess! chris cuts dat shit..HOT.
stever grows it...HOT
Ms Steve Fatone: stever was always hot..
Stayra: hehehe....
Ms Steve Fatone: ok, hold on.. i have ONE more pic, I HAVE to send you.. this is funny
Ms Steve Fatone: sent
Stayra: omg..heheh...Why did he feel the need to do that??..lmao!
Ms Steve Fatone: i dunno, but i love watching it! omg.. i picked up on something today watching that, after joey says hoes, listen in the background *i am talking about watching a video that NSYNC most likely does not know exists. Remember when they did MTV Top 40 videos? I have an unedited version, it has that whole sequence with singing I Get Around on the bus, and some stuff they probably would not want public. You're in it alot. Sound familiar? "It IS the Backstreet Boys!" "And there's Wild Orchid" "Dude there's Kenny, shoot that shoot that! OMG, they killed Kenny" You may not remember. Anyway, The pic was you taping Joey while he was singing I Get Around.*
Ms Steve Fatone: you hear him say something like i love this song, and then i swear he says i need/i can use/ a whore right now or something.. its pretty funny.. go joe !!
Stayra: omg...i wanna listen to it right now.
Stayra: but i will wait..
Ms Steve Fatone: its hard to hear, but when he says i love this song, you hear a girl say me too, and then the other part comes up
Ms Steve Fatone: go look at the first stever with hair pic i sent you.. is that LIPSTICK ON HIS FOREHEAD?
Ms Steve Fatone: *sniff* my man is fucking around on me.. hehe *that's a joke*
Stayra: it may be lipstick...maybe lance kissed him...lmao! *another joke*
Ms Steve Fatone: hehehe.. thats true, a possibility *yet another one. damn, we are just comedic geniuses, eh?*
Stayra: i bet he will stop hoin around once you tell him that you swallow...lol *basically everything from here down is a joke. I can tell you we are in no way being serious about it. i don't expect to get a "reaction" but i know you're going to laugh, a few times probably, even though you won't admit it.*
Ms Steve Fatone: lol.. i just fucking spit iced tea all over from laughing
Ms Steve Fatone: omg.. i wanna go try and make a new name before we play that game.. hehe.. hold on
Stayra: ok...i don't even want to know.
Ms Steve Fatone: ok, i made it.. look for me, i am: *drumroll*
Do Me Stever
Ms Steve Fatone: omg.. go get do me joey
Stayra: ok..i am on my way...you kill me...
Stayra: ok..i will
Ms Steve Fatone: Do Me Joey, make the first letters caps
Ms Steve Fatone: of each word so we look the same.. hehe
(We Have Now Started Playing A Game)
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(We Have Now Finished Game)
Stayra: omg..do we always have to win..lol
Ms Steve Fatone: it takes me forever to get out of that game
Stayra: i'm leavbing if you are...lol
Stayra: i like how you spelled that
Ms Steve Fatone: i cant fucking type
Ms Steve Fatone: lol
Stayra: i swear..like do we ALWAYS have to win...dayum!
Ms Steve Fatone: i know.. one of us or both of us win everytime
Stayra: i really need to friggin go to bed..lol...
Ms Steve Fatone: i wish i could..i think somethings wrong with me, this week since monday i only slept maybe a total of 10 hours, no shitting
Stayra: omg..you are insane.
Stayra: we already fuckin knew that though..lol
Stayra: one more smoke and then i am takin my sorry ass to bed..lol
Ms Steve Fatone: i know, maybe i have some kind of new sleep disorder std or something *joke. laugh. stop.*
Stayra: omg....
Ms Steve Fatone: it's funny, most people would NOT think saying they have stds is a funny joke
Stayra: the joearreah *joke. obviously* is going to your brain, and it is keepin you up all night. so he can do you all night..lol
Ms Steve Fatone: thats right, cuz im going to have to wait in line.. and if i fall asleep, its my loss
Stayra: ok..almost spit out dr pepper again...
Stayra: but i SWALLOWED
Ms Steve Fatone: they probably have like a deli ticket number thing...
Stayra: omg....that would be cool
Ms Steve Fatone: and lonnie stands there "now serving number 658"
Stayra: now serving.
Stayra: ok...same damn brain
Ms Steve Fatone: yep.. lmao
Stayra: james is warming em up for the boys
Ms Steve Fatone: hehe.. and busta
Ms Steve Fatone: busta needs some play too
Stayra: stever is settin up the tripod
Ms Steve Fatone: wait, stever warms up too, he's still not good enough to be "one of the boys" to other people.. just us
Ms Steve Fatone: i have to write stever soon, im in my WAY overtired hyper stage.. its like im freakin drunk.. whenever i get bored late at night (early morning) i write him. he just doesn't understand the humor of it though... i think he thinks im serious
Stayra: omg...go to sleep fool..lol
Stayra: have dreams about the shower and lance...nice dreams...
Ms Steve Fatone: omg.. i should tell him i have voice mail, and give him this number i just heard on the radio, its the national STD hotline
Stayra: omg....you are so out of control...lmao!
Ms Steve Fatone: i cant sleep, i just lie awake and drive myself crazy.. hehehe.. just kidding, that was gay, im not that weird
Stayra: did ya write him one about swallowing yet..lol
Ms Steve Fatone: thatd be funny as hell if he called it though
Ms Steve Fatone: nope, i never got around to it
Stayra: omg...i'll suck your dick. put that as the subject..lol
Stayra: or i swallow
Stayra: that just about sums it up..lol
Ms Steve Fatone: lol.. ok, how about i compromise that to "did i mention i swallow?"
Stayra: omg...if you write him...send me a copy...i am laughing so hard right now...lol
Ms Steve Fatone: he won't answer my email though
Ms Steve Fatone: i dunno why
Stayra: gee, i wonder??....lol
Ms Steve Fatone: hahaha
Ms Steve Fatone: thats true
Stayra: what the hell could he write back?
Ms Steve Fatone: i wonder if he's scared i'm really going to like try attacking him or something
Stayra: it is one of two responses #1 i'm calling the police...or #2 here's my number...lol
Ms Steve Fatone: or "please dont sell that porn"
Stayra: he answered your im...and that is just impressive..lol
Ms Steve Fatone: i almost shit.. seriously.. he must think im a fucking psycho
Stayra: i bet he went and told the guys about you..lol
Ms Steve Fatone: omg.. i never thought of that, lancers.. you should see the pic she sent me!
Stayra: yeah..there was this psycho that imed me with the screenname msstevefatone
Stayra: ok..are you gonna send it? or make me wait..lol
Ms Steve Fatone: hehe.. she writes me porn mail too!
Ms Steve Fatone: send what?
Stayra: the pic?
Ms Steve Fatone: i did
Ms Steve Fatone: ass
Ms Steve Fatone: awhile ago
Stayra: omg....ok...gotcha
Ms Steve Fatone: lol
Ms Steve Fatone: i should send him the site link *our website, it's quite popular. you wouldn't appreciate it though i don't think, ever hear of humor sites? it's one of those, but it is based on love, deep down.. *
Ms Steve Fatone: he'll go to the happy birthday stever page and see my captions.. hehe
Stayra: omg...hehehe....they would put a restraining order on our asses...lol
Ms Steve Fatone: theyd read about toronto..
Stayra: theyd read about how we don't like ____ and not let us into the concert..lol
Ms Steve Fatone: lol...
Stayra: and the lance book...
Ms Steve Fatone: hehe.. im doing it, im sending it to him
Stayra: omg....you are psycho..i swear..lol
Ms Steve Fatone: better idea.. hehe.. the SURVEY! *Yes, we have a survey on our site. It's pretty comical. It's only been up on the site less than a week, and we've gotten close to 800 responses. The following random lines are some questions off the survey. All questions are multiple choice. It's halarious.*
Ms Steve Fatone: im telling him to take the survey
Stayra: holy shit..just send him the survey not the link..omg
Ms Steve Fatone: what do they make stever do?
Stayra: hehehe...
Ms Steve Fatone: should i?
Ms Steve Fatone: i should send it to lance and chris too
Stayra: just the survey.. not the site, to stever
Ms Steve Fatone: he doesn't get my humor.. he thinks I'm serious, i don't think he'll be very amused by it...
Stayra: i would be..lol
Ms Steve Fatone: how many pornos has the stever made? lol.. maybe we'll get an answer
Stayra: hehe...thats true..lol
Stayra: he would never fuckin fill it out..lol
Ms Steve Fatone: should i send him it in an email? or send him to the page?
Stayra: he probably just deletes your mail now..lol
Ms Steve Fatone: no, he reads them..he won't fill it out though..
Stayra: there is some super mean shit on there..lmao!
Ms Steve Fatone: thats true .. we're just playing though
Stayra: like why is chris scared of heights
Ms Steve Fatone: omg.. i dont think i can send that to him.. they'll stalk US in vegas, and fucking kill us
Stayra: i know...they would beat the shit out of us..lol
Stayra: clothes from the bsb reject pile
Ms Steve Fatone: justin would shoot us with his 9 yo
Stayra: omg....lol
Ms Steve Fatone: joeys favorite std
Stayra: how many forties..lol
Ms Steve Fatone: jcs drug
Stayra: and stuff
Ms Steve Fatone: hehehehe
Stayra: chris's dog
Ms Steve Fatone: gramma and "da" funnel cake
Ms Steve Fatone: maybe he'd answer biggest "member" for us..
Stayra: omg...lol
Ms Steve Fatone: he'd be like "it's me baby"
Ms Steve Fatone: im debating on whether to send it.. just alter it a little.. get rid of the REAL bad ones
Stayra: how many chicks went down on joey..lol
Ms Steve Fatone: omg!!! hehe....
Stayra: why the mirrors are on the bus..lol
Ms Steve Fatone: i'd really like to know the answer to that one..
Stayra: tag team..lol
Stayra: god we are really harsh..lmao!!!
Stayra: i have to get to bed now.. its late
Ms Steve Fatone: yeah we are harsh, you'd swear it was a hate page
Ms Steve Fatone: ok, ill forward ya if i write my hubby *if you are still reading, which i highly doubt, that's another joke*
Stayra: if you send him something...send it to me...
Ms Steve Fatone: hehe
Stayra: ok..duh...same brain
Stayra: peace
Stayra: thrusts
Ms Steve Fatone: i probably will at some point. peace and albinos
Stayra: james lance bass in the shower
Ms Steve Fatone: awwww yeah
Stayra: omg...impure
Stayra: no boxer briefs in this one baby..lmao!
Ms Steve Fatone: i hear ya
Ms Steve Fatone: omg..
Stayra: but those are mad sexy...
Ms Steve Fatone: hes got the biggest member .. hehe
Stayra: i hopefully hope..lol
Stayra: lata!
Ms Steve Fatone: hopefully....................... hope
Stayra: lookin for a better word than hopefully
Stayra: um....i know! hope!
Ms Steve Fatone: hes such a tard
Ms Steve Fatone: hahahaha.... i got an idea!!!!
Stayra: what?
Ms Steve Fatone: im gonna send stever this IM convo
Ms Steve Fatone: heheheheh
Stayra: omg... sure! rope me into this now....lol
Ms Steve Fatone: i'll change your SN *well, you are either still reading, or on the phone with the local police department. if you are still reading, i give you props for having a really good sense of humor, and I want to confrim that YES, her screen name has been changed*
Ms Steve Fatone: its long
Stayra: hell yeah..it is like from 5 hours ago..lol
Ms Steve Fatone: i have it starting before we played the game, so it includes that my name will be do me stever
Ms Steve Fatone: and yours is do me joey
Ms Steve Fatone: Hi stever! having fun reading this so far ?
Stayra: yep..omg...just fuckin send it..lol..edit it a little, but send it.... hi stever!
Ms Steve Fatone: hehe.. add that for good measure
Stayra: fwd it to me..i'm outta here...lol ..
Ms Steve Fatone: im doing it .. omg he's gonna hate me.. sorry stever!
Ms Steve Fatone: ok, talk to ya lata!
Stayra: bass, shower, lata!
Ms Steve Fatone: stever camera lata!
"If you forgive me, don't write back."
hehe.. I knew he wouldn't. So, I guess he forgives me. Now, on with the mail..
Subject: hey Stever!! i forgot all about this..
Date: 11/11/99 7:28:20 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: Ms Steve Fatone
To: ILoveVideoTaping@cameraman.com
Hey Stever, what's up? I just realized that it was your birthday last month, and me, of all people, forgot to wish you happy birthday. I only remembered because today is MY birthday.. oh yeah, go me.. I'm 21 now, that makes me even MORE legal. So, back to YOUR birthday, even though I'm late, what's a birthday without a present?? I have to give you something, right?
(I promise you, these links are not porn or anything like that.. just click them, ok?)
To find out where to go to get your present, click this link right here.
To find out what the present will be once you get there, click this one.
Aww.. wasn't that sweet? You're smiling, I can see it.. aww aww.. I made you smile.
I don't know if you recognized the song in the second one, I hope so. I couldn't find a sound thing of the chorus part for you. Ok, that's all, I'm going out to celebrate now... later sexy
Brit
