Yep, I laugh at myself too. Imagine that. SENSE OF HUMOR! ::gasp::
That would be my ex-husband beside me there. What a moron. Apparently I am too...I married his retarded ass. Dakota was on his lap. That explains the ugly pink thing I'm holding. But I couldn't keep her and still get HIM out of the picture. I was a BIG girl. HUGE ASS! For a long time. Ugh. I'm not now. But DAYUM I MISS MY POTATO SKINS! Word to the wise. Kids make you fat and crazy. Yup..that's what happened to your parents.
That would be Skye. He's phat. He's FAT too. He's NOT a Fatone. That's MY BOY!
Jen on the left, Tabz on the right. See Jen on the left? Jen had on a corset. I got to tie it. Jen couldn't breathe. Everybody should have at least ONE hoochie picture. I don't let my children see this though. You shoulda seen us fallin all outta the dressing room trying to get that getup on. I know why women don't wear that crap anymore. I felt like I had a wedge for three days. They also put like SIZE 14 shoes on me. I wear a 7 1/2. Go fig.
What a BITCH! No lie. That's Disney's All Star Music Hotel, EARLY IN THE MORNING. After I had come in at 3 am drunk and fallen into the piano pool. Yeah my sorry ass was in BAD SHAPE. Bad hair day. I've never seen my face so pale. My vision was blurry and I couldn't tell then, but Jen assures me I had nasty dark circles and bags under my eyes too. I was purty, and I was pissed. BRING IT ON! Ugh... what a nasty picture.
Newest pic of Dakota and Skye. They're not as sweet as they look. They bite too.
