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We Suck. Suck It.

Yes girls, we suck. We had the perfect opportunity to meet *NSYNC after doing a little undercover spy work, and we ignored it. We really didn't live up to our "Fanatic Stalker" names, but, we could've. That's why we suck. I guess we aren't as obsessed as we thought, and I understand if ya'll are disappointed in us..lol


Anyway, It seems like concert reviews are always boring, eh? So, I'm going to do my review of the trip in a way that should be interesting to read. See, for every positive thing that happened on the trip, there was an exact negative action. If I can't think of a reverse for something it'll be at the end. Email me with any questions, but DO NOT email me asking what name I know to find out where *NSYNC stays. I won't tell you. OK. Thank You.
GOOD: We did not get lost the whole trip there.
BAD: It took 16 damn hours to get there.
WORSE: And 20 to get home.

GOOD: NSYNC and us both stayed on the 18th floor.
BAD: It was 2 different hotels.

GOOD: We had an awesome hotel suite.
BAD: It cost $300 a night.
WORSE: Plus $18 a day to park.. how stupid is that?

GOOD: Lenny Kravitz stayed at our hotel.
BAD: We didn't see him at all. Although, we did see Much Music interview "The Beta Band", "Beta Boys" something like that at our pool. They are "a mixture of Beck, the Beach Boys, and Pink Floyd with a spiritual twist" Um.. whatever you say buddy..

GOOD: We knew where NSYNC was staying before they got to Toronto. I swear I almost pissed myself. I thought I would be calling hotels ALL NIGHT looking. The 3rd one I called when I said, "Can you connect me to ___________'s room please" and the guy put me through, I almost did the running man.
BAD: We didn't do a damn thing with the information. We could've been there waiting for them when they got there, but we didn't.

GOOD: I met these 2 famous inline extreme skater people.
BAD: I didn't believe them, and called them liars and laughed.

GOOD: Room service brought beer and pizza. (How cool is that!!)
BAD: I believe our room service totaled over $300.

GOOD: Rich decided to go see Filter instead of NSYNC so Jen got his kick ass ticket.
BAD: We couldn't scalp Jen's old ticket, and I now have a $90 unused ticket as a souvenier.
WORSE: I lost it.

GOOD: Rich gave us a ride to the concert so we didn't have to walk.
BAD: Ever try fitting 8 people in a sports car????

GOOD: We finally did get to NSYNC's hotel, 3 hours later then we wanted to, late Saturday night.
BAD: They had left 45 minutes earlier.

GOOD: Jen's chicken dance, my headstand, Sara's bathtub thing, Rich's "I'm Too Sexy" dance.
BAD: It's all on film.
WORSE: Corey has a scanner.

GOOD: Canadians.
BAD: Americans. (Don't ask.. lol, we're just damn Yankees.)

GOOD: STOP RAPING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAD: What the room service guy outside the door was probably thinking.

GOOD: The opening acts were over quick, there was only 2.
BAD: JORDAN was not there!! Corey tried starting a "Jor-dan" chant while the rest of the crowd was chanting "N-SYNC." I tried to help her, but not many other people joined in. Like, no one did. It was only us.

GOOD: Our seats were really close, and center.
BAD: The 45 year old lady in front of me with the poofy 80's hair blocking my view. I swear if I had scissors, I would've cut it.

GOOD: My camera had a zoom lens.
BAD: It broke before the opening acts were over, and I didn't get ANY pics of NSYNC.

GOOD: They did sailing
BETTER: When they came out to the farthest point, it was DIRECTLY over our heads, and we had Joey our love slave above us.
BEST: When we were going to flash Joey. Corey was all ready and he looks down at us at sees her hand ready to life her shirt, he procedes to scream "GAWD!" and then do the "smile" and a backflip.

GOOD: Chris sailed over us too.
BETTER: We were able to use the oppurtunity to flare him.

GOOD: Corey caught blue confetti, I got green during Celebration.
BAD: Corey lost hers.

GOOD: I have a picture of me in front of *NSYNC's hotel room door, 1809 in the Cambridge.
BAD: They were already gone.

GOOD: I got to hear Lance say "Let's Celebrate."
BAD: I didn't get to hear him say "Girl were you alone."

GOOD: We met JC Chavez
BAD: Notice the spelling, the guys name was Chavez, not Chasez. It's still weird though.

GOOD: If you take Exit 12 off Interstate 84 in New York, it takes you to "Howie D's" restaurant. Isn't that just the funniest?
BAD: We got off the exit, and couldn't find the damn thing to take a picture of it. But, it is there somewhere. Ew, I could never eat at "Howie D's!"


Now just some random things, the concert was actually a little different, they said before hand since it was the last show of the tour, it would be weird. Well, in For The Girl, when they brought the girls onstage, they had someone in a gorilla costume up there, and Justin gave him a lap dance.

Before IDMC, they brought the whole crew out, and Chris said they were going to sing a song, the one guy goes "Thinking of youuuuuu" and Chris was like "That was a BAD idea."

At the end of GMHS, Justin held the ending for seriously about 15 minutes. First he stopped. Then he talked to JC and Chris. Justin was like, "Maybe I should let Joey finish the song." Then Joey brought out the choreographer to show Justin how to finish by taking a bow. Then, JC, Joey, and Lance went backstage and got a table and chairs, brought it out, sat down, and started playing poker. They brought a sign someone had made that was a picture of a bodybuilder with Chris's face, and set it at the table with them. Chris looked at it, and started flexing. It was pretty funny, Chris was like rolling on the stage laughing.

At the end with the water guns, when NSYNC started to sail back towards the stage, about 50 backstage crew people were on stage with their own water guns, whoever had the idea for this, I salute them. NSYNC has on white windpants, and white shirts, and these crew people soaked them. Woohoo! JC and Justin stripped down to their beaters, of course. And at the end JC and Chris were running across stage and sliding on their stomachs, the stage was like a freaking pool, it was SOAKED.

At the very end, Justin did not want to leave the stage. He ran around by himself for like 10 minutes, then finally left. The concert was WAY longer than usual. It was pretty good.


This was pretty funny. When we were in NSYNC's hotel, I showed the 50 year old bell boy we were talking to Lance In My Pocket. He's like "Oh, I meet him, and Chris." Then I was nosy, so I was like "Were their girlfriends with them?" and he says, "Oh yes.. yes. 6 no no 7 ladies. Many women. Many." (He was foreign) It was funny though. I tried getting him to go into their room and see if they left anything, but he wouldn't. He kept telling me not to do anything illegal, I think he thought I was going to break in their room or something.
Next I would like to say if any of the employees from our hotel see this. We are really sorry for completely trashing the rooms, smoking in non-smoking room, and leaving a fridge full of beer. What do you expect when you have 8 people in a 2 room suite. Cleanliness? I think not. We tried, but whatever.
Ok everyone, that's the "highlights" of the trip. I could go into more detail about things, but no one really reads reviews anyway. I am just still pissed at myself because we could've met NSYNC at their damn hotel Friday night. In closing, I sum up the trip in 6 words:
"God gave me a Rock™ bottom"

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