Novemeber 16 couldn't come fast enough. We threw our junk in my car, and at 10:30 am I drove us to Toronto non-stop. I was dead-tired when we got to our hotel. Maybe some of you guys were there; we were at the Best Western Primrose downtown. Anyways, I was not feeling well at all. I had a headache and was slightly nauseated. Must've been the lack of sleep, lack of food, and all that driving. I thought dinner might help, so we ordered a pizza. It only sat in my stomach for about 10 minutes...that's how bad I felt. So we busted out our art supplies and made signs. Being the resident poet, I thought of some clever lines to put on our signs. (LOL...I rhymed just now!)
After we decorated our signs, we started getting ready. I wore my black leather pants, blue "bling bling" top, black scarf, and black platforms. We call it my "bling bling" top because it's got specks of silver in it that glitters when it catches the light. I also wore my tiara. Yeah, I looked like a snot, but it kept my long hair outta my face. Jaclyn wore her black vinyl pants, lavender halter top, purple feather boa, and black boots. She wore HER tiara too. Yeah, we were bitchin'.
We bundled up, grabbed our signs, and walked two blocks to the subway station. Damn, except for the subway, we did a lot of walking. We walked the underground to the skywalk and then ALL the way around the Skydome. It didn't help that it was below freezing and raining out. Then we had to wait in line. We sang "Beat Beat" and "Spaced Crackhead" while we waited. We waited in line for an hour, because the crack-ass security people had only 1 door open at our Gate. There are more than 200 girls in line and they only opened ONE MF door? At 8:00, we were pissed off because we missed out on seeing Dream and Innosense. Finally, we left our line and went to the next gate over. It took us three minutes to get in, but they made us throw away our signs! Grrrr...I was NOT happy.
All my anger disappeared as we made our way down to the floor in time to catch SoulDecision. Trevor is SO fine. He was wearing black leather pants and a black shirt that said "KICK ASS." Right before they started singing "Faded," Trevor was walking by our side of the stage. At this point, everyone else in front of us and behind us was sitting down, so Jaclyn stands on her chair and starts waving her boa around like mad. She screams, "I LOVE YOU TREVOR!" to which he smiled and waved at her. Well, that's what we like to think anyway.
Yeah...I know this pic isn't from the concert, but I just wanted you to see the "KICK ASS" shirt up close.
While Troy and the band were setting up, Stever came out to amuse the crowd. We missedoutpeace on mocking him because we had gone to buy souvenirs. He was walking off the stage when we came back. From where we were sitting, though, we could see the band do their sound check. We saw Ruben tuning his guitar, so I stood up and screamed, "Whooo!! I love you Ruben!" He must've heard me because he looked up and waved in our direction.
Seeing as this wasn't my first time seeing the NSA tour, and that I'd seen the HBO special more times than Joey's been laid, most everything they did on stage did not surprise me. I knew exactly what they were gonna say and do, and when they were going to say or do it. The concert did have its moments.
The spontinuity occured before ITSK. Lance starts walking off the stage and Chris is all like, "Whoa, where's Lance going?" He looks at the crowd and says, "Where's he going? Lance, where're you going?" Lance turns around, touches his earplug and says, "I can't hear anything. I can't hear you. I'm gonna get a new battery."
"Ooooh!" says Chris. "Hey everyone! Lance needs a new battery!" LOL At this point, Lance had gone over to the side of the stage and sat down in a chair, his back to the audience. Chris goes, "Everyone look at Lance while he changes his battery!" LMAO "Yeah okay," says Lance. "Why don't you put a spot light on me." Chris yells, "Can we get a spotlight on him? There, now everybody stare at Lance!" I was in tears at that point. It may not seem that funny, but I was crying from laughing so hard.
So Lance fixes his ear piece and they start talking about what they did after rehearsal the day before. I forget what Chris, Justin and JC said they did, but then they asked, "Joey, what did you do yesterday?" Joey answers, "Nothing...I slept." Justin looks at him and goes, "Slept?" Yeah, slept with some ho. I said this out loud and LMAO.
"Hey Lance, what'd you do yesterday?" Justin asked. Lance replied, "I saw Charlie's Angels." I didn't have to say anything about this, Jaclyn and I just busted out laughing. Then Justin says, "You know, Lance and I were discussing this the other day, and we noticed there are a lot of good-looking women in Toronto." Lance says, "Beautiful women." The other guys agree and Justin goes, "It's something in the the water." They also did this type of ad-libbing before TIPY when they get on the moving platform.
There really isn't much else to tell you kids. During the concert, I made it a point to sing the parodies instead of the actual lyrics. I also did all the dance moves to as many songs as I could. Oh! And our entire row was pissed at this one chic wearing an ugly cowboy hat. Throughout the entire concert, she kept getting up to leave. Do you KNOW how annoyed we all were? She had to squeeze past us every single MF time she wanted to leave. The girl next to us said, "Excuse me, can you stop getting up all the time?" to which that damn bitch replied "Well, I'd like to go to the washroom if that's okay with you." How many MF times can one person go to the bathroom in 2 hours? Ugh! I wanted to borrow JC's whip and beat her BUSTED ass.
When Lance did his little speech before GMHS, I had the shivers. He has SUCH a sexxxy voice. Oh, baby! And JC's "Hail Hitler" thing gets scarier everytime I see it. Did you know that during JGP, when they're singing the part "Radio rockin', hottest jam, feel the rhythm..." they actually jocked those dance moves from the New Kids? For you young'ns that don't believe me, if you ever see the NKOTB video for "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" you'll see what I mean. I HATE the scary clown. During "Digital Getdown", when they went down and licked the floor, I wanted to run on stage and slide underneath Lance. I wanted to do that so bad. Dayum, he's HOT.
And finally, JC was VERY excited that night. For those of you who don't quite get what I'm sayin', lemme spell it out for ya: JC had an erection the entire concert. LMFAO It was especially noticeable during Space Cowboy, when he's wearing those tight-ass leather pants and thrusting all over the place. Jaclyn and I screamed as loud as we could, "AWWW YEAH!!! YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YA, BITCH??!!" Yes, yes we did like it.
