It opened like the rest and to be honest was a lot like the Denver concert but my good lord it got to be sooo damn funny I was like rolling. Befor the concert even started me and my buddy were chillin with these two chicks that were wayyy cool about lettin us sneak up and sit in some empty seats. Lmao hella funny, aiight lmao damn it's gonna be hard to write this without laughin. So like this black chick (fuckin' coolest person i have ever met in my life) she's like chillin there and this white chick walks by wearing the exact same thing as her... like all the way down to the same knee high boots. So like I'm sittin there watchin this white chick walk by and my mouth is like all up in there hangin open. I look over and the black chick's like pissed she's all awww helll naw why they got to be all up in mah wardrobe and shit that's so personal.. damn yo. Lmao not being able to resist keeping my mouth shut I like lean over and I'm all quiet like word she's got the dress but naw she don't got that ass baby! Lmfao so the black girls like rollin over in her seat like ass all up in the air bein like yeah yeah you ain't got this ass! She was all screamin and spankin herself.. damn funniest thing I have ever seen in the entirity of my life!! Pshh so the opening acts were horribly ghetto.. they had like Dream or some lameness and they're like he loves me loves you too, I dunno ya'll know what I'm saying. Then they got lil bow wow goin on there and all these lil girls are like surrounding me with foam paw-prints rapping drivin me insannneee I was like daag the lil boy sucks hard enough why you guys gotta suck it up with him!? Baha Men were actually pretty phattie.. hmm picture this... thousands of thousands of little girls screaming meow meow meow meow meow I was smilin so damn big.. Lmao Baha Men have all my respect for being able to get so many children to scream meows.. I admit I was singin along baby! I like chickin I like livrrr meow mix meow mix please deeliver.... So the show rocked.. Justin sounded a teenie bit under the weather, not pushin so hard and his beatbox seemed a lil more domesticated knowhatimsayin? Yeah me too...
So when the uhh "I Drive Myself Crazy" set comes up and whatnot, Chris decided that he really needed to thank everybody for comeing to the show.. So up there was Chris fingers all out countin' and naming off names...
"I wanna thank Heather, and Sarah, and Michelle, and Justin"
Then he'd get interupted by the other guys saying it wasn't neccasary, that they could all just thank the whole audience, buutt it's him.
Chris-"Dang now I forgot where I was, I wanna thank Heather and Sarah and Michelle, and Justin and JC and The guys and Busta and Tiffany"
then the guys- "Seriously Chris it isn't neccesary you'll never be able to list them alll off".... "Man c'mon lemme finish and stuff... I wanna thank Heather and Sarah and Michelle and Justin and Jc and the guys and Busta and Tiffany and Rebbecca...."
No joke you guys... more than five minuts Chris tried to thank the entire audience. When they finally gave up he was upset with the rest of the guys but sang the song and pouted.
Next when they went to sing "This I promise You" Chris walks out and steps on something and starts squealing and eeewwing about Lance's fake doggy poo poo. Lmao so Lance has his arms folded and he's like yeah thats right.. that's MY fake dog poo.. funny funny funny. Throws it to the audience and Chris sits there like in astonishment staring at Lance then turns to the crowd and in the straightest face I have ever seen Chris wear
"The feelings and actions of Lance Bass do not neccesarily represent the feelings and actions that of the rest of the band Nsync"
So Lance is all huffed and Justin strolls out with a big ol' smile on his face.
"Hey guys heh heh sorry ahm late ahh was back playing the slots" (Justin does the little gun fingers and blows on them)
JC turns and stares at Justin with one of those what the hell are you talking about you jack ass...
"I mean.. I'm to young to play the slots so I wasn't really ya know um so I was just not back there playin with the slots I was like driking water....."
Mummbling Justin gets cut off by Chris whose like hooting at Lance cause Lance keeps making faces at him. Justin
"The feelings and actions of Chris do not neccesarily represent the feelings and actions of the other three members of Nsync." Chris, sporting a very angry face turns to Justin
"Three members?!?! That's it none of ya'll are invited to anymore of my haloween parties... NONE!!" JC now butts in cause again they've been talking forever.
"Alright guys so anyway lets move closer and sing the song..." Chris with his arms folded refused to move and so did Joey who was angry he got left out of the fight.
JC totally started yelling at Chris it was hilarious he was like Chris get on the stage!!! Lmao hella awesome. So Chris gets up and to show his distaste bends over and knocks down his stool with his ass, stands next to the knocked over stool and starts yelling at Joey to get up and go on stage. So him and Chris are like half wrestling about who has to get on first and eventually Joey gets on followed by Chris. So they like rise up and whatnot and Joey pulls out this really lame Super Santa shirt that was like in the shape of superman symbol and has a santa hat on it and tosses it to the audience.
Joey also pours out like a full waterbottle all over the audience and he's all keckling while he does it, lmao funny stuff. So they're commin back and everybody takes turns like kicking JC in the ass no joke they all sit there and boot him lmao. Joey pushes JC out of the way and chucks bouncy balls at the keyboard player whose like ducking and dodging. JC's laughing so hard he's like all red and bustin out it was hilarious. Those were pretty much all the funny parts though but it was hella cool cause it was so like add lib it wasn't like the other concerts where they're worried about time and stuff they were all jus chillin. Plus instead of singing I thought She Knew they sang O Holy Night which was bad ass and also hella funny cause Chris' voice is sooooo high he was like squealing it out but it was cute. Lmao if anyone who went to the Vegas concert on the 25th has anything to add e-mail me cause I know I left out a bunch of cool stuff..
