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Wade is EVIL

Beware: It is the year of Wade. That's right, Wade is going solo and coming out with a new album. So you're thinking 'He's cute and talented, what's so bad about that?' Allison and I (Olivia) will tell you...WADE IS EVIL. And we'll tell you why...

Top 10 Reasons Why Wade is EVIL:

1) That voice...it's just DEMONIC. Listen to the song Celebrity. "Lately..." (*swoon*) *shudder* I still think it should have been Lance, damnit.

2) The music on waderobson.com, if you listen too long...you too will be doing his evil bidding.

3) Want proof of reason number two? He's got Britney and Justin sounding evil on her new album: In I'm A Slave 4 U, when Brit says "Here we go now..." and on What It's Like to Be Me, when Justin says "Do you know what it's like?" to which Wade says "Come on come on." EVIL. They sound purely EVIL.

4) His entire website and in some really hott pictures...

He's wearing red and black, the devil's colors. It kinda gets ya thinking...

5) Did you ever wonder why "Gone" sounds so haunting? Who was he in "Quo" with? Nuff said.

6) What ever happened to his partner in Quo? I bet Wade "disposed" of him.

7) Even when he's smiling, he's got this kinda focused, evil look in his eyes.

8) He's a choreographer, therefore, there are little armies of people doing his moves. Soon he'll be teaching them how to kill people, and take over nation's capitals.

9) In response to number 8...it's moved way beyond just choreography. Wade was one of the show directors/coordinators on both *NSYNC's PopOdyssey and Britney's tours. It's spreading...and nobody is resisting! (Probably because of Wade's evil eyes...)

10. We have reason to believe that "Boys" by Britney Spears is REALLY about Wade. Justin doesn't have brown eyes, but who does? Wade. Wade wants to be in *NSYNC so bad he's trying to steal Justin's girl. (Maybe that's why he was trying to dispose of Justin...)


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