In life, we all have things that really piss us off, all of us. I've decided to take the time to list a few of the things that piss me off..Enjoy!Oh yeah, this page is long, but try to read the whole thing as it is constantly updated
1. Ignorant bastards. There's nothing I hate more than racists, biggots,homophobes, and other close minded twats. If you are one of those people, and if I had a gun and a shovel, you'll hear me knocking on your door very soon.
2.Morons,they're everywhere, in government, in my house, teaching me at school, ahhh!!!
3. The loosers who sit there in class and make fun of anything semi-intelligent that is said, when they have the IQ of a potato.
4. People who drive slow in the fast lane when you are in a hurry to get somewhere!
5. Teachers who like to assign all the major exams, projects, ect all in the same week!
6. People who think that because you spend a fair amount of time on the internet you are "hacking up the mainframe" or jaking off in front of the computer having cyber sex with a sixty-two year old pedeophile.
7. Being stereotyped because of my age. I'm so sick of being followed around in stores, and walking by old ladies who clutch their purses.I'm no fucking criminal, so quit treating me like one.
8. MTV!!!
9. If you go to the skateboard ramp, you will know about the malicious rule of Chat Daemon, the fucking bastard times you out for no apparent reason. I swear, all Chat Daemon is, is a fat old drunk guy with nothing better to do than toy with us.
10. Censorship!!! I could have sworn the fifties were over a long time ago....
11. People who like to test me!! They enjoy testing my temper by being fucking morons, on purpose....get a life, or get away!!
12. The fact that when you are having a bad day, things keep getting worse instead of better
13. The people in this house who think I'm starting trouble by sticking up for my self? Hmmmmmm
14. People who like to make fun of skateboarders....yet the funny thing is, they can't even stand on a board with two feet...hmmm?
15. (This comes from a friend of mine) Rich little jock snowboarders who call me a poseur for not having the right gear..hmmm
16. Why are the CD's you want always so damn expensive?
17. When you are sound asleep after a long night, suddenly, 8:30 in the morning, the phone rings. It turns out to be the dentist office confirming someones appointment, or some whiny person asking for something....UGH!
18. People who enjoy making fun of my music when all their music does is refer to comitting drive bys, smoking weed, drinking, fucking large amounts of women, and how cool it is to be a gangsta....hmmmm
19.Chicks who act totally clueless and fake around guys!!! Come on! I'm sure guys don't want to fall in love with someone who acts like they have the personality of Tori Spelling!
20. The fact that I'm a procrastinator, and I always wait until the last minute, and there's nothing that I can do about it!
21. The fact that ciggarettes are legal and Marijuana is criminalized. I'm sure Marijuana is a lot better for you than a lovely combination of tar, nicotine, tabacco, oh, and rat poison!
22.The Spice Girls! They think that in order to publicize "Girl power" they need to run around in tight, revealing clothing, and act like idiots....
23. School. I have a deep deep hate for school.The fucking teachers at my school are a bunch of dictating, hippocritical bastards.
24. Speaking of school..homework! ARGH..home is for home and school is for school..I hate homework...
26.People who think they are funny by muttering a witty comment about your appearance to their friends when you walk by.Yes, I realize I'm wearing a chain, but thank you for pointing that out...
27.People who like to make fun of my opinions when their opinions when theirs are totally stupid. I respect the fact that you have an opinion, now do the same to me.
29. If you are in the cat club, and you go to my school, then you would know about the Anti-cat club..nuff said.
* Ever gone to get a bagel, and you make it..and then you go and look in the fridge, and there's no fucking cream cheese..ahh, it happens all the time!
This place! hehe (My anally retentitive school)
*people who skateboard for all the wrong reasons..they do it for the fucking image, they do it to look cool, to get chicks..to brag about the moves they can do..they buy the, "cool" clothes..they don't do it because it's something they love to do, or it's their passion..ya, all of you poseurs can fuck off...
*Backstabbers...UGH..for fucks sake, if you have something to say, say it to someone's face so they can have the right to defend themself...
* When my walkman batteries run out at totally bad times..usually on bus rides when I have no extras and I have to listen to the dirty old man beside me sniffle, whistle through his nose, and grind his teeth..ohh yay
* I don't like it when there's no noodles in the house :(
* When I get all hyped to skate..and I go outside and it's fucking raining :(
* Sarchastic remarks..Umm, hello, if you want to tell me or others to fuck off, why don't you just straight out say it?
*Umm, hi, I really don't like it when dumbfucks make it a priority to contradict every fucking thing I say...
*people like this:
'nuff said?
*Mind games!!!!!! The human mind is very unique and heard to read..
*The words "I dunno" or "I don't know" when there is a logical answer that can be used..
* Guilt trips..ugh..for fucks sakes..if I really wanted to feel bad..I would...
*NETSCAPE CLONES! (..as my friend Paris says it..)Goddamnit..I fucking hate trying to go to a page and with every page you go to there's a pop up add....ARGH...death to Netscape clones...
*Gossip! Grrrr...get back to 90120 or something if you feel the need to constantly leek the details of other people's lives...plus, if all you can do is talk about personal things about other people...what does that say about you?
*Anyone with that "Punker than thou" additude can go fuck themselves as far as I'm concerned...
* The punk police of Granville Street...
*Drunken, horny, idiots who feel the need to talk to you and fondle you at concerts..ugh...
*People who act like they're drunk in public...
*The old, codgy man with the hangover who decides to sit across from you on the bus..and is obviously aroused by something..ewww..
*Three words:Surrey Central Station
*Ever gone to the movies and get like a huge pack of sour patch kids..and you eat like way too many then for the next like three days, you can't taste a fucking thing and your tongue is the size of Idaho? hehe
*Anyone with a piercing or a tatoo can relate to this "DID THAT HURT" 'nuff said..
*16 year old chicks that wear clothes their 4 year old sister could fit into..
*Is it just me...am I the only one that doesn't understand why it's so hip to hang out outside like..McDonald's??uhhh..
The fact that to some people, if a chick hangs out with a lot of guys, she's "lucky" and if a guy happens to hang around a lot of chicks..he's "queer" ??? I don't get it..
*That Scary Sable poster in Dan's brother's room!!! AAAHH! ok..I know like two people that would get that..hehe..but it's so scary I had to put it up!
Ok if you're Vegetarian, you can relate..how many fucking times has someone reacted to you like this "Mmmm..right now I could eat a think, juicy steak...mmm..steak" AAAHH!
*Every local show has 'em..drunk slut alterna girl wannabe's who fling themselves at the lead singers of the bands....
*That itch on your back you just can't get!
*Long distance bills!!!
*MATH!!! eww..math is EVIL..I swear, it was only put on this earth to confuse us more..ohh I hate math!
*Ever tried walking to class..and the stupid people in front of you decide to fucking stop in the middle of the hallway to talk to their friends! UGH!
*the fact that my CD player just fucked up!
*Hangovers...
*When you're waiting for a call...and the phone rings, you jump, answer the phone, and....it's someone else..ohh..I hate that
The fact that two minutes later, my fucking CD player is STILL not working...piece of shit >:(
*Teachers who don't let you go to the bathroom....even in ..emergencies..hehe...
*Teachers who like to tell you you're going nowhere in life if you don't fucking hand in a homework assignment!
*Teachers who were once marines..hmm..enought said there..hehe
*The fact that I'm just about ready to fucking BEAT my fucking CD player...damnit..work..no music make myra go crazy..ahh...
*When you're having a a shitty day, and the flakey optimistic person gives you advice like "Tomorrow is another day"..
*The fact that I'm VERY ticklish..and people like to tickle me lots..not..to mention any names..*cough* Jen and Dan *cough*...:p
*People that think that they're sooooo much cooler than you because they've done harder drugs than you..
*Ok, what's wrong with this phrase "yah, I'm straightedge but I drink"..hehehe..Seriously..some people have said that to me..does that not make sense? orr..is it just me? hehe
*The fact that I WISH my fucking CD player would start working...
*KIDS! Argh..sorry, but I HATE kids..they're all little deamons in cute clothes...hehe...I especially hate the kid that decides to scream at the top of its lungs on the bus when you've got a hangover..hehe...
*When it's summer time..and you're off of school..then August comes and EVERYWHERE there's back to school ads...it sucks
*I am not straightedge..however, I do have a lot of respect for someone who is...I don't respect people who fucking use sXe as a status symbol..please, give the REAL sXe people some dignity...
*Why do so many bands come out and play fucking bar shows that you have to be over 19 (In Canada) to go to. I find that so pointless, because a large percentage of their fans probably are at home, kicking themselves because they can't go see the band...Grrr..it's ageism I tell ya..
*THE FUCKING POSTAL SERVICE! I'm sure many people have gripes about these bastards....it takes like seven years for a fucking package to get to someone...plus, my lovely mail man tends to forget about my house so I have been "forgotten" about for two days...grr...
*The fact that yes, Swing music is getting pretty trendy....but everyone who listens to it claims "they liked it way before it got trendy"..doesn't that always seem to happen??hmmm..
*Am I the only person that doesn't understand why the WWF is so fucking popular? I'm sorry, but I just can't take it seriously..anyone who doesn't realize that all that bullshit is incredibly FAKE can go back to the trailer park..hehe :p
*Posh Spice: she's UGLY, snooby, and can't sing.
*Jocks who all wear south park shirts, I swear, if I see another jock-moron with another fucking "You killed kenny, you bastards!" shirt, I'm going to FREAK..I do like south park, but the shirts get old, fast.
BRITTNEY SPEARS...she is NOT attractive in the least, she's some idiotic slut with fake tits and caked on makeup...who can't sing a fucking note..am I the only person who doesn't understand why she gives so may guys wet dreams?? c'mon guys, find a REAL chick
*People who shouldn't hacve a liscense but are always stuck in front of you in rush hour traffic....the limit is 50, and they're going 30 and slamming on their breaks...wow, and people wonder why i don't want to drive...
*Darth Mull from star wars really scares me.
*Do you ever have those weird teachers who just ramble on about abolsutely nothing for an entire class?
*The Blair Witch Project...ok, that novie not only fucking feaked me out...but it also nauseated me...for the love of god, please learn to hold a camcorder..and DO NOT run with a camcorder in your hand..geez, isn't that one of the ten commandments or something "thou shalt not runneth with a camcordeth in thy hand" or something..anyways
*having a messy room, but no motivation to clean it..
*When people start acting like weird towwards you for no apparent reason at all...it's like some kind of alien takeover or something because it happens so much..with no good rhyme or reason?
*I don't understand why a homie needs to yell things like "SKID" or "FAG" at my friends when they drive by...ok, we heard you yell that...but what does that prove??? Really..I don't get it....
*People who borrow like your favorite CD and it comes back looking like they fucking ate dinner on it...eeer
*Writers block?!?!?!!?!?!?!