THE TUNES
the plastic constellations
the dreaming/the smallest skyline in the sky 7"
(PRE-001) $3.00 american
Released on June 9th, 1998, this was the first release from Pretentious ever. The Plastics deliver two of their most pretty, epic songs on one magical 45.
Only a handful left...
intentional mis*hap
s/t EP (Cassette only)
(PRE-002) $2.00 american
Released on October 4th, 1998, this was number two in the world of PRE.
8 killer songs that will blow your face off with volume and intensity. If the chorus to "Minimal Genius" doesn't give you a jolt, you're already dead my friend. Look out.
the plastic constellations
"We Got the Movement" CD-EP
(PRE-003)$6.00 american
This is it folks.
The Plastics full potential finally realized, released on April 6th, 1999. 7 rock songs filled with energy, intensity, emotion and oh yeah drums guitars and vocals.
We're happy with it. Are You?
THE FLICKS
Up the Punx/Skank E
Video Cassette
$7.00 American
A boom bang double feature on one hot video-cassette. The first flick, "Up the Punx," is a documentary done by our very own Isaac Gale and Aaron Mader. It's about punk rock and it's current role in the lives of suburban youth. It's also about an hour long! But seriously....The second flick, "Skank E" is a comedy from Isaac himself. Both are funny, touching films filled with heartache, hilarity, and tons of fart jokes.
THE LITERATURE
" T & A: The Tracy and Alison Zine #1"
A zine about bein' kids
$1.00 american
A nicely put together piece o' literature about bein' kids by some of our friends. Features essays on growing up, music reviews, crazy stories, and a journal from a trip to Hawaii by our own Isaac Gale. Pick this shit up and spend those lazy summer days and nights reading it.
Total.
THE GEAR
T-Shirts: The Plastic Constellations (screen printed red ink on blue shirt)
$8.00 american
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308 7th Street S.
Hopkins, MN 55343