1.No, I don't know who you are.
2.No, I don't care who you know.
3.Yes, you do pay my salary.
4.Yes, you can have my job.
5.No, I don't have anything better to do.
6.Yes, I arrest real criminals sometimes.
7.No, I'm not picking on you because you're _______.
8.No, I can't give you a break.
9.No, I don't know your friend.
10.Yes, you will be allowed to make a phone call.
11.Yes, you probably will never do it again.
12.No, we can't talk about it.
13.Yes, it does make me happy.
14.Yes, you will see me in court.
-Your Arresting Officer