TOP 5 WORST GIMMICKS OF ALL TIME
1. "Candyman" Brad Armstrong
2. LOD with Rocco the dummy
3. Samba Simba "Tony Atlas"
4. Shockmaster "Tugboat" christ, that was
also bad.
5. Loch Ness Monster
TAKES BEST BUMPS TOP 5
1. Mankind
2. Sabu
3. New Jack
4. Tommy Dreamer
5. Spike Dudley
BEST WRESTLER TOP 5
1. Triple H
2. The Rock
3. Sid
4. Mike Awesome
5. RVD
PASSED ON TOO SOON TOP 5
1. Owen Hart
2. Brian Pillman
3. Bruiser Brody
4. Kerry Von Erich
5. Louie Spiccoli
NEEDS CAREER COUNSELING TOP 5
1. Sabu
2. Shane Douglas
3. Curt Henning
4. Public Enemy
5. Konnan
TOP 5 WRESTLING BABES
1. Electra
2. Dawn Marie
3. Terri
4. Francine
5. Miss Hancock
TOP 5 FINNISHING MOVES
1. Dudley Death Drop
2. Blockbuster
3. Awesome Bomb (on a table)
4. Crippler Crossface
5. Diamond Cutter
TOP 5 MANAGERS ALL TIME
1. Bobby Heenan
2. James J. Dillon
3. Slick
4. Paul Ellering
5. Gen. Skandor Akbaar
WHY WCW SUCKS
1. Tank Abbott
2. Rips off ECW
3. The Harris Boys
4. The NWO "AGAIN"
5. No Tag Teams
MORE CHINS THAN A CHINESE PHONE
BOOK
1. Mabel
2. Golga
3. Jerry Blackwell
4. One Man Gang
5. Blue Meanie
BEST OLD SCHOOL BRAWLERS
1. Abdullah the Butcher
2. Bruiser Brody
3. Stan Hansen
4. Terry Gordy
5. The Crusher
SECOND GENERATION DUDS
1. David Sammartino
2. Brad Anderson
3. Sam Houston
4. Chris Von Erich
5. Eric Watts
BIGGEST FREAKS
1. George Steele
2. The Missing Link
3. Mark Lewin
4. Kamala
5. Bastion Booger
BEST FUEDS
1. Freebirds vs. Von Erichs
2. Bruiser Brody vs. Abdullah the Butcher
3. Dusty Rhodes vs. Ric Flair
4. Sgt. Slaughter vs. The Iron Sheik
5. Raven vs. Tommy Dreamer
TOP 5 PRELIM BUMS
1. Both Mulkey Brothers
2. The Gambler
3. Duke of Dorchester Pete Doughrety
4. Salvatore Bellomo
5. SD Jones
FACES ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE
1. Mad Dog Vachon
2. Andre the Giant
3. Ivan Koloff
4. Baron Von Rhashke
5. George Steele
WORST WRESTLING MOVES
1. Pit Stop- Brian Knobbs
2. Legdrop- Hulk Hogan
3. Rikishi's ass to face
4. Tank Abbott's punch-
5. Any variation of the People's Elbow
MOST WORTHLESS MANAGERS
1. Teddy Long
2. Johnny Valiant
3. Sapphire
4. Diamond Dallas Page
5. The Jackal
TOP 5 NEW JOBS FOR KEVIN SULIVAN
1. Jobber for the next heroes of wrestling
PPV
2. Chris Benoit's manager
3. Tag team partner for Jim Duggan
4. Mae Young's new love interest
5. The fourth member of Three Count
WERE THEY REALLY THAT GREAT
1. Verne Gagne
2. Mr. Wrestling 2
3. Nick Bockwinkel
4. Larry Zbyisko
5. Bob Backlund
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO:
1. Bunkhouse matches
2. 2 out of 3 fall tag matches
3. House show title changes
4. Good managers at ringside
5. Quality matches on WCW Saturday night
BEST ANNOUNCERS ALL TIME
1. Gordon Solie
2. Bobby Heenan
3. Jim Ross
4. Gene Okerlund (AWA days)
5. Jerry Lawler
TOP 5 PHRASES
By Tracy Langston
1. If you smell what the Rock is cookin'.
2. And that's the bottom line, cause Stone
cold said so.
3. Two words for ya... "S**k It".
4. Hello ladies.
5. Who's next.
TOP 5 TAG TEAMS
By Tracy Langston
1. The Steiners
2. Sting and Luger
3. The New Age Outlaws
4. The Fabulous Freebirds
5. Flair and Arn
WORLD CHAMPION MATERIAL
1. Chris Jehrico
2. Rob Van Dam
3. Kurt Angle
4. Jeff Jarret
5. Rikishi
TOP 5 THINGS THAT GOT OLD REAL FAST
1. WCW's crippled roster
2. The push the Wall is getting
3. "The Juice"
4. The Impact Players always winning
5. Too Cool's dancing
BEST ON THE MIKE
1. Joel Gertner
2. Chris Jehrico
3. Mankind
4. The Rock
5. Kurt Angle
PLEASE! TAKE THE MIKE AWAY!!!!
1. Goldberg
2. Kevin Nash
3. Roddy Piper
4. Paul Wight
5. Jeff Jarrett
TOP 5 WRESTLERS WITH FACEPAINT
By Strnad
1. Goldust
2. Ultimate Warrior
3. Sting
4. Hawk
5. Animal
THEIR DAY IN THE SUN IS OVER
1. Hulk Hogan
2. Kevin Nash
3. Ric Flair
4. Randy Savage
5. Terry Funk
WHO WAS THAT MASKED MAN?
1. Red River Jack/ Bruiser Brody
2. Yellow Dog/ Brian Pillman
3. Midnight Rider/ Dusty Rhodes
4. Mr. R/ Tommy Rich
5. WHO/ Jim Neidhart
WCW SHOULD...
1. Unify TV and US titles.
2. Push the good mid-carders
3. Trim their roster 40%
4. Spice up tag team division
5. Move Nitro to Tuesdays
TOP 5 HARDCORE WRESTLERS OF ALL TIME
By Sign Guy
1. Atushi Onita
2. Cactus Jack
3. Terry Funk
4. Mr. Pogo
5. Sandman
BEEN AWAY FOR A WHILE, THERE WILL BE MORE
TO COME!!!
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