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1:00 am   Alarm clock rings
2:00 am   Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed
2:30 am  Throw everything except the kitchen sink in the pick-up
3:00 am  Leave home for deep woods
3:15 am  Drive back home and pick up gun
3:30 am  Drive like hell to get to the woods before daylight
4:00 am  Set up camp - Realize that you forgot the damned tent
4:30 am  Head out into woods
6:05 am  See eight (8) deer
6:06 am  Take aim and squeeze trigger
6:07 am  "Click"
6:08 am  Load gun while watching deer go over the hill
8:00 am  Head back to camp
9:00 am  Still looking for camp
10:00 am  Realize you don't know where the camp is
-Noon-  Fire gun for help - eat some wild berries
12:15 pm  Ran out of bullets - 8 deer come back
12:20 pm  Strange feeling in stomach
12:30 pm  Realize you ate poison berries
12:45 pm  Rescued!!
12:55 pm  Rushed to the hospital to have stomach pumped
3:00 pm  Arrive back at camp
3:30 pm  Leave camp to kill deer
4:00 pm  Return to camp for bullets
4:01 pm  Load gun - leave camp again
5:00 pm  Empty gun on squirrel that is really bugging you
6:00 pm  Arrive at camp. See deer grazing in camp.
6:01 pm  Load Gun
6:02 pm  Fire gun
6:03 pm  One Dead Truck
6:05 pm  Hunting partner returns to camp dragging deer!
6:06 pm  Supress strong desire to shoot partner
6:07 pm  In doing so, stumble and fall into fire
6:10 pm  Change clothes, throw burned ones into fire
6:15 pm  Take pick-up, leave partner and his deer in woods
6:25 pm  Pick-up boils over - discover bullet hole in radiator
6:26 pm  Start walking
6:30 pm  Started crying, stumble and fall, drop gun in mud
6:35 pm  Meet great big Bear!
6:35 1/2 pm  Take aim
6:36 pm  Fire gun, blow up barrel plugged with mud.
6:36 1/2 pm  Lose all control of bodily functions.
6:37 pm  Climb tree
9:00 pm  Bear departing, wraps gun around the tree
9:03 pm  Feeling relieved that bear is gone
9:04 pm  Start climbing down the tree
9:05 pm  Fall out of tree
-Midnight-  Home at last
-Sunday-  Sitting in bed with cast on leg watching TV, slowly tearing hunting license into itty-bitty pieces, place into envelope, mail to the Game Warden with very clear instructions about what to do with it!!