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1. When you have more grass in your driveway than in your backyard. 2. When your neighbors find ANY dog running loose and automatically bring it to your house. 3. When you want to watch TV and you have to sit on the floor because all of the furniture is "occupied". 4. When it takes you longer to wash your dogs' dishes than your own. 5. When you have to use a wash tub for a water dish. 6. When you have to run an obstacle course to get to the phone. 7. When you see one of your dogs doing something bad (like chewing something up or leaving a "dog deposit" on the rug) and you have to run through the entire list of dogs' names in order to yell at the right one and by then it is too late. 8. When the hazmat team comes to your house on trash day to handle the "deposits" that you have placed in your trash can. 9. When all your dogs are in the back seat of your car and it automatically changes lanes when they move to the other side. 10. When you NEVER go anywhere for a vacation because it costs more to kennel your dogs than to go to Hawaii. 11. When you have an extension on your king-sized bed so you all fit. 12. When Pet Smart offers to make home deliveries. 13. When you move your bedroom into the garage and put a king and a queen sized be together so all of your dogs can sleep with you. 14. When you can't remember all of your dogs' names and just call them Baby and Pup-pup. 15. When you take your dogs for a run in the park and people think it is a dog show. 16. You know your veterinarian's phone number by heart and have your own file drawer. 17. Your veterinarian drives a Porsche, you drive a used van and you paid for both! 18. When you have to check the dogs appointment book first. |
